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HILARIOUS!

 

cant stop laughing. ..

=))º°˚˚˚°ºнaĦaнaº°˚˚˚°º=))

 

 

Angels: Almighty Father, we are tired of these

Nigerians ... in heaven o

GOD: What have they done this time?

Angels: Everything! They don't listen to instructions!

They don't obey traffic rules, they don’t wait for their

turn in anything! They are reckless! (exasperated). In

fact they have turned heaven upside down since the

first time we started admitting them.

GOD: Please, bear with them. They are very special to

me...ehm let me call Satan in hell to see how he's doing....

 

(phone rings) hell-o Lucifer, how are things over there?

 

Baba God, please call me later. There's an issue I'm trying to resolve

 

Satan

(ten minutes later)

GOD: hell-o Lucifer

Satan: I'll call you back. The issue has turned into a

crisis.

(one hour later)

Satan; Sorry Baba GOD.

GOD: Lucifer are you having problems in there?

Satan: It is these Nigerians I have with me in hell. He

(stammers) they.. they....they have quenched the fire

:lol: and installed Air conditioning. Lol........ :lol:

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On 04/02/2014 at 12:30 AM, Abystacy said:

HILARIOUS!

 

cant stop laughing. ..

=))º°˚˚˚°ºнaĦaнaº°˚˚˚°º=))

 

 

Angels: Almighty Father, we are tired of these

Nigerians ... in heaven o

GOD: What have they done this time?

Angels: Everything! They don't listen to instructions!

They don't obey traffic rules, they don’t wait for their

turn in anything! They are reckless! (exasperated). In

fact they have turned heaven upside down since the

first time we started admitting them.

GOD: Please, bear with them. They are very special to

me...ehm let me call Satan in hell to see how he's doing....

 

(phone rings) hell-o Lucifer, how are things over there?

 

Baba God, please call me later. There's an issue I'm trying to resolve

 

Satan

(ten minutes later)

GOD: hell-o Lucifer

Satan: I'll call you back. The issue has turned into a

crisis.

(one hour later)

Satan; Sorry Baba GOD.

GOD: Lucifer are you having problems in there?

Satan: It is these Nigerians I have with me in hell. He

(stammers) they.. they....they have quenched the fire

:lol: and installed Air conditioning. Lol........ :lol:

Aba boys fit do the last.. Quench fire, install A.C

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