dequeen Posted September 20, 2014 Share Posted September 20, 2014 Pls kindly judge this matter..... I was in a taxi,chatting with my friend on whatsapp and suddenly discovered that the man sitting beside me was reading my conversation. Since I did not want to embarrass the man, so l decided to change the topic "Abeg oga, please tell Kabiru Sokoto or Abu Qaqa that I only took two of the bombs we just manufactured for this operation. Let them know as well that I may find it difficult to get to the target place before the bombs explode because there is terrible traffic jam now but nevertheless, I am sure casualty figure will be high since we are five in our taxi and all the vehicles in the traffic will be affected too. We have less than 3minutes for the bomb to go off bye- bye and take care of my parents and siblings as agreed. The Man, without allowing the taxi to stop quickly opened the taxi door and jumped out,he was hit by a car and eventually died on d spot, pls who killed him?.. Me or Amebo? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M2DD Posted September 20, 2014 Share Posted September 20, 2014 Amebo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simpl384 Posted September 21, 2014 Share Posted September 21, 2014 Lol..Amebo ofcourse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mifled Posted September 21, 2014 Share Posted September 21, 2014 Lol...both of u Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suavity Posted September 24, 2014 Share Posted September 24, 2014 You na Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dequeen Posted September 24, 2014 Author Share Posted September 24, 2014 You na how na? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dequeen Posted October 9, 2014 Author Share Posted October 9, 2014 Nigeria: 2015 is Approaching, General Election is Coming, PDP is Preparing, APC is Thinking, JEGA is introducing, Jonathan is Campaigning, TAN are Endorsing, Namadi is Smiling. Atiku isContesting. Sule Lamido is Declaring, Tabuwal is Consulting, Ribado is Waiting, Shema is Planning. Kwankwaso is Working, Fashola is Achieving, Ameachi is Hoping. Buhari is Assuming. Obasanjo is Laughing, IBB is Regreting. BH are Bombing, Unknown gunmen are Shooting. Security. Operatives are Runing, Civillians are following, Emirs are Relocating, People are Cying, Negotiator Stepen Davis is Acussing, FG is Denying, Ihejirika is Speaking, Modusherrif is Defending, Femi Falana is Exposing, El Rufail is Tweeting, Poverty is Increasing, Believers are praying, Nigerians are Decreasing. Senate are Approving, Tanko Yakassai is Enjoying, Shekarau is Dancing, Sultan is Looking. Ebola is Going, Schools are Resuming. Nairalanders are viewing, while some are Commenting. May God help us. saw it somewhere n had to share.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dequeen Posted October 29, 2014 Author Share Posted October 29, 2014 A robot that satisfy women was designed. It was tested with three women! The first woman was An Hausa woman. . After 1 hour with the robot she came out, smiled and said, Gaskiya, e sweet me die The 2nd woman was a Yoruba woman After four hours with the robot ?? she came out and smiled, then said osheeeyyyyyy!! The 3rd woman was a Calabar woman: after 8 hours.. the woman had not come out. . the people had to go in and check what was wrong, probably the robot has killed the woman wen they opened the door they saw The calabar woman chasing the robot up and down yelling, "Come here you liar, if your battery is low, how come you are running?? Common come here 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daftpunk Posted November 17, 2014 Share Posted November 17, 2014 Lol I did have a calabar girlfriend lol, and I can testify to the goodness of calabar girls :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skills Posted November 19, 2014 Share Posted November 19, 2014 Hmmmm...not all calabar girls jare! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dequeen Posted November 22, 2014 Author Share Posted November 22, 2014 Voltaire as he lay on his deathbed had a priest come to help him say his last rites. when the priest asked him," do you denounce Satan?" Voltaire replied " now, now, my good man, this is no time to be making enemies"..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RayBlac Posted November 25, 2017 Share Posted November 25, 2017 On 29/10/2014 at 10:30 PM, dequeen said: A robot that satisfy women was designed. It was tested with three women! The first woman was An Hausa woman. . After 1 hour with the robot she came out, smiled and said, Gaskiya, e sweet me die The 2nd woman was a Yoruba woman After four hours with the robot ?? she came out and smiled, then said osheeeyyyyyy!! The 3rd woman was a Calabar woman: after 8 hours.. the woman had not come out. . the people had to go in and check what was wrong, probably the robot has killed the woman wen they opened the door they saw The calabar woman chasing the robot up and down yelling, "Come here you liar, if your battery is low, how come you are running?? Common come here Lwkmd! I won't die of laughter, gaskiya. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dipbluesae Posted January 17, 2018 Share Posted January 17, 2018 On 29/10/2014 at 4:30 PM, dequeen said: A robot that satisfy women was designed. It was tested with three women! The first woman was An Hausa woman. . After 1 hour with the robot she came out, smiled and said, Gaskiya, e sweet me die The 2nd woman was a Yoruba woman After four hours with the robot ?? she came out and smiled, then said osheeeyyyyyy!! The 3rd woman was a Calabar woman: after 8 hours.. the woman had not come out. . the people had to go in and check what was wrong, probably the robot has killed the woman wen they opened the door they saw The calabar woman chasing the robot up and down yelling, "Come here you liar, if your battery is low, how come you are running?? Common come here Hahaha!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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