Ten commandments Of Using Someone Else's Phone

[Hawken]

Found this online and decided to share because you Nigerians need to know this :P/>

 

1. If you’re being shown a photo, look, but don’t touch.

All it takes is one finger swipe in the wrong direction to

make things real uncomfortable.

 

2. Don’t walk more than 10 feet

away with a phone you’re

borrowing in hand. Trot the

globe on your own time, with

your own cellular device.

 

***. Trying to guess the password isn’t a fun little game, so

if you ever feel like you want to do that, just go ahead

and don’t.

 

4. If you do it anyway, and incorrectly guess the

password so many times that the phone temporarily

locks, you will get the dirtiest of looks, a heated lecture,

and lose permission to touch any other belongings for

1-365 days.

 

5. Don’t drop that sh*t. Accidents happen, yes, but don’t

let this be one of ‘em. Hold a phone that doesn’t belong

to you like it’s a precious newborn baby that isn’t

covered under warranty.

 

6. Don’t go through any texts and private messages that

don’t belong to you, like some kind of nosy, social

interaction deprived scavenger.

 

7. Don’t answer any incoming calls. This is grounds for

immediate termination of friendship.

 

8. If there’s less than 20% battery, don’t even ask to use

it unless you’re calling because it’s a massive

emergency. Like, a person better be as on the brink of

dying as the phone they’re asking to borrow is.

 

9. Tell whoever you call or text that you’re doing so

from a phone that isn’t yours. Especially if it’s an ex or

someone you’ve got history with, because nobody wants

your baggage filling up their phone afterwards.

 

10. Oh, you think it’s funny to go in the settings and

change the phone’s language? Pues eres un idiota, y

usted merece ser llamado uno en varios idiomas. Tåbe.

Tulala. 白痴. ばか. Dummkopf. Idiootti. ηλίθιος. אידיוט .

Don’t do this,

[dequeen]

Nice tips... I should try No. 10 tho.

[Hawken]

Lmaoo you should... Its awesome :D

[Skills]

lol..nicey.!

[savvy]

Most people are guilty of 9 and it's so annoying.Same reason why i hardly give out my phone cos when they get to make a call,if 4any reason d other party being called can't reach them on their number,they automatically get to dial ur numb.

 

I'm guilty of d 1st though :D

[Hawken]

Thanks :D/> @sleeky

 

Lmaoo I think its safe to say a lot of us are guilty of no1.. A whole lot.

Another annoying one is people take your phone and put on your hotspot. I'm always there like "what gives man?? Data is too expensive for that abeg. No vex -_-" @savvy