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Hawken

Naughty Jail Time

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Hawken    51
Hawken

You are doing years for all the naughty things you've done, how long will you be locked up? If you've done it multiple times, only count it once.

 

Did 69 - 2yrs

Did anal - 2yrs

Did oral - 3yrs

Have nudes on your phone - 3yrs

f***ked in shower - 2yrs

f***ked in cat - 2yrs

f***ked in a bed neither of you owned - 2yrs

Sex with lights on - 2yrs

Sex with light off - 1yr

Sex in public - 4yrs

Sex outside - 3yrs

Sex with food - 3yrs

Sex with toys - 2yrs

f***ked while drunk - 3yrs

f***ked while high - 3yrs

f***ked with a friend - 4yrs

f***ked with a stranger - 5yrs

3some or moresome - 3yrs

Sex with same sex - 3yrs

Sex with someone off limits - 5yrs

Sex with your ex - 3yrs

Sex before 18 - 3yrs

Own sex toys - 3yrs

Watch porn - 1yr

Made a sex tape - 5yrs

Used sex to barter - 3yrs

Have unusual fetish(s) - 5yrs

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Hawken    51
Hawken

Damn.. I would do 22 years.

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kimi    118
kimi

Hahahahahaha! You just bad bad bad! :D

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Skills    17
Skills

Hahahahahaha! You just bad bad bad! :D/>

Say yours kimi

..say yours jor!

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Skills    17
Skills

Guess I just counted 22yrs for myself too...yaaay!....way to go!...lol

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kimi    118
kimi

Say yours kimi

..say yours jor!

 

 

Hahahaha! Irma virgin o... Saw the word 'breast' for the first time in Callla's joke today *innocent face*

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kimi    118
kimi

Okay okay... 24years of hard, hard, very hard and spicy hot labour :D

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Amol    14
Amol

Hahahaha!. Kimi, I see you... waiting...

 

24 years.

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Amol    14
Amol

Okay okay... 24years of hard, hard, very hard and spicy hot labour :D/>

 

Hahahaha!

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kimi    118
kimi

LOL... 24years is enough time to... you know... :D let's just say Fairy wouldn't be using that wand of hers on me for eternity! Hahahahaha

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fairy    7
fairy

OMG!!!!!! 68 YEARS!!!!!!

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fairy    7
fairy

LOL... 24years is enough time to... you know... :D/> let's just say Fairy wouldn't be using that wand of hers on me for eternity! Hahahahaha

hahahah. I got 68years.

Thank God dis isn't reality; now, let me fetch my wand.

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dreamgal    28
dreamgal

hmmm 52yrs.

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savvy    3
savvy

Hahaha it's pointless,lets just say I'd be jailed for life

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kimi    118
kimi

hahahah. I got 68years.

Thank God dis isn't reality; now, let me fetch my wand.

 

Hahahahahaha! *runs for cover!*

Girl! You gangsta!! You nasty!! Hahahahahahaha *said like a black American from the hood*

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kimi    118
kimi

Hahahahaha! Y'all be so nasty! LOL #suchfun

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dequeen    41
dequeen

hahaha! 37years... At least I'll be leaving jail before a lot of people!!! loooollll :P

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fairy    7
fairy

lmao. I didn't add two big jail terms sha. I de fear say na me go de jail last last so I lied to the jury.

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Tochi    0
Tochi

31 years.. who will coman visit me in jail

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kimi    118
kimi

Hawken! Sleeky! Haa! We are babies in this business o... we can team up and shore up our points don't you think? :D LOL

 

@Sleeky, please arrange 'someone off limits' for me abeg! :D

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Abystacy    35
Abystacy

You ladies have spoil...

60 would me mine... but as not as it not kirikiri

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Skills    17
Skills

Hawken! Sleeky! Haa! We are babies in this business o... we can team up and shore up our points don't you think? :D/> LOL...hahahahaha Sleeky the "arranger"...its aiit drop your CV with my secretary.. #swaysaway#

 

@Sleeky, please arrange 'someone off limits' for me abeg! :D/>

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kimi    118
kimi

Hahahaha! I knew I could count on you! :D

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Hawken    51
Hawken

Hawken! Sleeky! Haa! We are babies in this business o... we can team up and shore up our points don't you think? :D/> LOL

 

@Sleeky, please arrange 'someone off limits' for me abeg! :D/>

 

As in!! Big babies!!!

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Hawken    51
Hawken

OMG!!!!!! 68 YEARS!!!!!!

 

Wawuu

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