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Hawken

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You are doing years for all the naughty things you've done, how long will you be locked up? If you've done it multiple times, only count it once.

 

Did 69 - 2yrs

Did anal - 2yrs

Did oral - 3yrs

Have nudes on your phone - 3yrs

f***ked in shower - 2yrs

f***ked in cat - 2yrs

f***ked in a bed neither of you owned - 2yrs

Sex with lights on - 2yrs

Sex with light off - 1yr

Sex in public - 4yrs

Sex outside - 3yrs

Sex with food - 3yrs

Sex with toys - 2yrs

f***ked while drunk - 3yrs

f***ked while high - 3yrs

f***ked with a friend - 4yrs

f***ked with a stranger - 5yrs

3some or moresome - 3yrs

Sex with same sex - 3yrs

Sex with someone off limits - 5yrs

Sex with your ex - 3yrs

Sex before 18 - 3yrs

Own sex toys - 3yrs

Watch porn - 1yr

Made a sex tape - 5yrs

Used sex to barter - 3yrs

Have unusual fetish(s) - 5yrs

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Say yours kimi

..say yours jor!

 

 

Hahahaha! Irma virgin o... Saw the word 'breast' for the first time in Callla's joke today *innocent face*

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LOL... 24years is enough time to... you know... :D let's just say Fairy wouldn't be using that wand of hers on me for eternity! Hahahahaha

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LOL... 24years is enough time to... you know... :D/> let's just say Fairy wouldn't be using that wand of hers on me for eternity! Hahahahaha

hahahah. I got 68years.

Thank God dis isn't reality; now, let me fetch my wand.

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hahahah. I got 68years.

Thank God dis isn't reality; now, let me fetch my wand.

 

Hahahahahaha! *runs for cover!*

Girl! You gangsta!! You nasty!! Hahahahahahaha *said like a black American from the hood*

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Hawken! Sleeky! Haa! We are babies in this business o... we can team up and shore up our points don't you think? :D LOL

 

@Sleeky, please arrange 'someone off limits' for me abeg! :D

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Hawken! Sleeky! Haa! We are babies in this business o... we can team up and shore up our points don't you think? :D/> LOL...hahahahaha Sleeky the "arranger"...its aiit drop your CV with my secretary.. #swaysaway#

 

@Sleeky, please arrange 'someone off limits' for me abeg! :D/>

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Hawken! Sleeky! Haa! We are babies in this business o... we can team up and shore up our points don't you think? :D/> LOL

 

@Sleeky, please arrange 'someone off limits' for me abeg! :D/>

 

As in!! Big babies!!!

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