Moderators kimi Posted November 4, 2015 Moderators Share Posted November 4, 2015 Welcome young or old virgin! You are in the right place! Sex is indeed a beautiful thing. Without taking much of your time, my role is to facilitate your transition and provide useful advice in your journey to becoming a total woman! Follow these steps and you would never go wrong! I promise. Steps A week prior, prepare your mind. Think only of thoughts that would help you feel relaxed. Choose a partner. Ensure your partner is aware of your condition. It would help if she has the 'sensitive' gene. Shave. More importantly, underarms and koko below. We do not want to see a massive puffiness protruding from your pant. For the love of mankind, leave eyebrows as is -unshaved. They are there for a purpose. Eve of sex date, if you must, pick out your favourite lingerie. Your favourite should not have holes in them or be brown/recycled. It is imperative for your pant to be your size! D-day, brush your teeth and scrub your tongue. Have a bath. Lavish body with quality oils/perfumes/body mist etc... Hausa perfumes do not count. Aladura incense? Mba! If you suffer from allergies, you could do without fragrances. Whatever you do, DO NOT stink stank stunk or stinking. Femme? arrive at your sex venue a little late. Always keep your partner waiting. Butch and others? Why exactly are you still Virgins!? *angry face* Shyness is absolutely normal. Feel it but do it anyway. Allow your partner undress you. Kiss back if she kisses you on your mouth. If she kisses you on your 'other places', just close your eyes and say "thank you; it is well with you; God go butter your bread!" anything more and you would come-off as being slutty Get on the bed Lie down. Boobs facing upward must be parallel to the ceiling. Always keep legs open and accessible. If you feel a certain wetness between your legs, do not be alarmed. It is your body's way of telling you it is happy. Very happy. Do more than just lie down like a forsaken plank. Mirror your partner's actions except she instructs otherwise. You may want to visit our post on 'Porn watching' for further education on what 'mirroring' looks like. Have 'the sex' End 'the sex' Spoon or cuddle Continue Kissing if sex was great If it wasn't, send her the link to your favourite Porn site and wish her well in her future endeavour. If 23 above, agree on the next sex date. At this point, you are ripe and may now decide to included more participants. The End PS We have seasoned in-house specialists and tutors. For further enquiries and bookings, contact Fairy. She offers tutorials pro bono. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fairy Posted November 5, 2015 Share Posted November 5, 2015 lmao. tutorials huh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators kimi Posted November 5, 2015 Author Moderators Share Posted November 5, 2015 lmao. tutorials huh? LOL! The way you like it boo *wink* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fairy Posted November 5, 2015 Share Posted November 5, 2015 I'll teach them the way I like it? Won't they want to learn how they like it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawken Posted November 5, 2015 Share Posted November 5, 2015 Tutorials? I'm interested oh. PDF or Avi/Mp4 format? Btw, why are you advicing femmes to keep somebody waiting na. Some of them will take it an extra mile and not show up at all :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Modd Posted November 5, 2015 Share Posted November 5, 2015 LOL! The way you like it boo *wink* Kimi is on a rampage. Faster than a speeding bullet! What's that in the sky?! Is it bird, is it a plane?! "No, its Kimi" Speak o wise one... We are listening. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Modd Posted November 5, 2015 Share Posted November 5, 2015 Tutorials? I'm interested oh. PDF or Avi/Mp4 format? Btw, why are you advicing femmes to keep somebody waiting na. Some of them will take it an extra mile and not show up at all :(/>/> Yeah, that could happen... Hmmm. *pensive* I got it! Prepare in advance. Bring her to the venue yourself. If she tries to run... Make her more comfy... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fairy Posted November 5, 2015 Share Posted November 5, 2015 Yeah, that could happen... Hmmm. *pensive* I got it! Prepare in advance. Bring her to the venue yourself. If she tries to run... Make her more comfy... lmao! that's a full doze of sarcasm. yes, drag her to the venue. use rope preferably. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fairy Posted November 5, 2015 Share Posted November 5, 2015 Kimi is on a rampage. Faster than a speeding bullet! What's that in the sky?! Is it bird, is it a plane?! "No, its Kimi" Speak o wise one... We are listening. Kimi say what? Edo airlines... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators kimi Posted November 5, 2015 Author Moderators Share Posted November 5, 2015 Kimi is on a rampage. Faster than a speeding bullet! What's that in the sky?! Is it bird, is it a plane?! "No, its Kimi" Speak o wise one... We are listening. Hahaha! Kmt! LOL! The wise one is speaking... listen carefully oh ye babes (bible babes o) hahaha Thanks guys! A bit swamped this morning *covers face* yea yea! I do some work too :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators kimi Posted November 5, 2015 Author Moderators Share Posted November 5, 2015 Hahahaha! That's some serious 'living in bondage part V'! They'll show up Hawken, tell them they get a the new samsung note 5 as their first-time-sex pressie. That it's a hobby of yours to reward those you disvirgin for entrusting their virtues into your care :D ...after the 'do', pretend to pass out! Remember to toss some Andrews liversalt in your mouth when she isn't looking -for effects! :D That should do I think *wink* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators kimi Posted November 5, 2015 Author Moderators Share Posted November 5, 2015 Kimi say what? Edo airlines... Hahahaha! Fairy... sex is overflowing in your body. Someone once told me that 'edo' spelt 'e do' means something else o! Trust me to organize for you *wink* all the e do(ists) on edo executive bus to you now! About 20 of them. Sure you can handle it Fairy? That wand of yours may bend beyond its elasticity limit o... :D Hahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Modd Posted November 5, 2015 Share Posted November 5, 2015 Hahaha! Kmt! LOL! The wise one is speaking... listen carefully oh ye babes (bible babes o) hahaha Thanks guys! A bit swamped this morning *covers face* yea yea! I do some work too :P/> *Sharp intake of breathe* you work? Hahaha. Have a great day lav. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators kimi Posted November 5, 2015 Author Moderators Share Posted November 5, 2015 Hahaha @ sharp intake of breath! I actually acted it out! :D Thanks pal! *kiss kiss* #nodoublehomo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawken Posted November 5, 2015 Share Posted November 5, 2015 Kimi is on a rampage. Faster than a speeding bullet! What's that in the sky?! Is it bird, is it a plane?! "No, its Kimi" Speak o wise one... We are listening. LMAOO this killed me I'm dead Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawken Posted November 5, 2015 Share Posted November 5, 2015 Yeah, that could happen... Hmmm. *pensive* I got it! Prepare in advance. Bring her to the venue yourself. If she tries to run... Make her more comfy... LOOOL you can't try this with a nigerian girl oh, at least not against her will. Amazons in disguise, our girls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawken Posted November 5, 2015 Share Posted November 5, 2015 Hahahaha! That's some serious 'living in bondage part V'! They'll show up Hawken, tell them they get a the new samsung note 5 as their first-time-sex pressie. That it's a hobby of yours to reward those you disvirgin for entrusting their virtues into your care :D/> ...after the 'do', pretend to pass out! Remember to toss some Andrews liversalt in your mouth when she isn't looking -for effects! :D/> That should do I think *wink* LOOL some babes will tell you to snap it and send first. And no, you cant just get a random pic from google and send because they will tell you to hold it up to your face and snap it along with a piece of paper that reads "i love you Wendy" or something like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators kimi Posted November 5, 2015 Author Moderators Share Posted November 5, 2015 Hahahaha! Babes are smarter now o! But wait a minute... what makes that any different from prostitution?! *dunno smiley* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawken Posted November 5, 2015 Share Posted November 5, 2015 Hahahaha! Babes are smarter now o! But wait a minute... what makes that any different from prostitution?! *dunno smiley* Is not money? *dunno smiley* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators kimi Posted November 5, 2015 Author Moderators Share Posted November 5, 2015 Hahahaha! *smh* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Modd Posted November 5, 2015 Share Posted November 5, 2015 Hahaha @ sharp intake of breath! I actually acted it out! :D/> Thanks pal! *kiss kiss* #nodoublehomo #nodoublehomo ????? This is the part where I act like I understand ;) ... but I'm freaking clueless... :unsure: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators kimi Posted November 5, 2015 Author Moderators Share Posted November 5, 2015 Hahahahahahaha! Hawken, please shed some light!LOL. #clue: I sent you kisses. we seem to have some things in common, opposites usually attract! Silly joke nonetheless Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawken Posted November 5, 2015 Share Posted November 5, 2015 Why is kimi calling me? Who i be for this fiim? *confused smiley* But Me i thought you didnt Want Modd to read meaning into your kisses because thats what guys do when they send e-hugs or e-emotions or shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators kimi Posted November 5, 2015 Author Moderators Share Posted November 5, 2015 Hahahaha! You are an importunt somebody o :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Modd Posted November 5, 2015 Share Posted November 5, 2015 Why is kimi calling me? Who i be for this fiim? *confused smiley* But Me i thought you didnt Want Modd to read meaning into your kisses because thats what guys do when they send e-hugs or e-emotions or shit. Hahahaha! See how you disowned Kimi right off the bat! :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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