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kimi

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You asked 'em! Dr. Kimi is here to answer 'em!

 

Q. She says I'm not accessible

A. Shave. If that isn't it, then you may ask which of your numbers she's been calling

 

Q. She says I weigh too much

A. Tell her to stop whining and to get back to work without getting lost down there

 

Q. She says I'm not her type

A. Respect yourself and let her be. No stalking. No cropping her photo and inserting yours in the pixmix

 

Q. After 7years of dating, she says she now likes boys

A. Give her a blank stare, cuss.

 

Q. She says you aren't so great in bed

A. Tell her she isn't either

 

Q. She makes you breakfast

A. Kiss her then hover it like a destitute

 

Q. If a one night stand tells you she loves you

A. *brb*

 

Q. She tells you it is her first time

A. Tell her she is the first from her family you are doing this with and you are just as clueless

 

Q. She says I'm horny

A. Look shocked; tell her you value her and she should never refer to herself as any part of an animal. Then give her a confidence boosting hug.

 

Q. She says she still loves her ex

A. Give her your 'these girls ain't loyal' cd

 

Q. She loves to make love with the light on

A. Relocate to a remote area

 

Q. She is always digging for gold deep into her nostrils

A. Tell her to bring it all out because they taste better fried

 

Q. She doesn't change her pads

A. Yank it off her bottom and change the darn thing

 

Q. She puts on winter jackets and head warmers at bedtime

A. Put on baby diaper and self service while screaming "you're missing babe. So good. So so good. I'm the best self f***ker ever!

 

Q. She is always nagging

A. Rip your shirt apart and expose the red and black beads round your waist. Tell her obatala wants her

 

Q. She stares at your naked self and says you are yummy

A. Just as she's about to dive in, Tell her she's super awesome with pet names and go make her some noodles

 

Q. She says you are too rough in bed

A. Tell her she knows nothing about sex and she should be quiet and learn

 

Q. She asks for money all the time

A. Stock your wallet with N20s and N50s

 

Q. She wants to eat out all the time

A. Drop her off and go get her once she's done eating and paying

 

Q. She says she loves NL

A. Tell her you are a perfect pair!

 

Feel free to send in more questions. Always at your service. Go get 'em ladies... *wink*

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LOL :P

It works I tell you! Try it sometime! ...and if you don't get the expected results, look within yourself. Therein lies the cause :D

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