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Princesa

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How do u knw ur mom is a Nigerian

 

1.when she says " get m kini"and she believes wit confidence she gav birth to a mind reader

 

2. Wen u say "mummy sorry" and she replies "sorry for ursef"

 

***. When u ask her where u shud drop sumtin and she says" drop it on m head now"

 

4. Wen she brngs food wrapped in a nylon bag from a party

 

5.wen u say " mummy I have malaria" and she replies " y won't uve malaria wen uve been pressing fone al morning"

 

6.wen u tell her " I came out 2nd in class" and she says " d person dt came out 1st has 2heads abi"

 

7.wen she takes the dstv remote to wrk jus to punish u

 

8.wen ure watching TV with her and sleeps off buh doesn't want u to change the station

 

9.wen u tell her you are goin to ur frnd's house and she asks u " wen was the last tym dey came to play wit u"

 

10.wen ur mom asks u if ur fud is enugh, u reply no and she tells u to go drink water

 

11. Wen she tells u if I hear peem u wud hear ween

 

12.wen she touches hot pot comfortably witout napkin

 

13.wen wit 1 luk she tells u, u wud get the beating of ur life wen u get hme

 

14. Wen u say" my wedding wud b baaaaaaddddd" and she replies God forbid ur wedding won't b bad in Jesus name

 

15.wen she tells u " I didn't kill m moda" so u cnt kill me

 

16.wen she calls u 4rm ur rum upstairs to downstairs and sends u bak upstairs to get her purse

 

17. Wen u ask her to help u wit ur hmewrk and she tells u to go meet ur broda and u tell her " so u Dnt even knw it" and she replies " Awon Ebi baba e ni olodo (it is ur father's family that r dullards)

 

18. Wen u ask her to refund d money she borrowed from u and she replies " all the fud uve been eating in dis haus nko"

 

19. If she is mor accurate wit slippers than robin hood wit an arrow

 

 

Ladies u can add mor to this list... TGIF!!!

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Hahahahaha @ #2 #5 LOL @ #10 though, then why ask *women!*

Haa! @ #7

Major LOL @ #14 #17! *smh*

 

Thanks Princessa. Laughed some

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Hahahahaha! What are you doing up?LOL. We now. Don't worry about that one! Priest will show ;) Abystacy will sort out menu menu. Dj Hawken will arrange somefin :D

 

Come here love! No escaping for you :D

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