fairy Posted December 2, 2015 Share Posted December 2, 2015 Short easy poems are fun... Let's post some; whether it's a remix or totally original, we wanna see it... Remixing nursery rhymes though would sure be fun... London Girl (original) She came from London town Wearing a hat and a frilly gown She came from London town But somehow, I found my way down She fled to China town Without a hat nor a frilly gown She fled to China town 'Cos I never came up after I went down! Jack and Jill (remix) Jack and Jill went up the hill Jill went tottering with a 6inch heel Jack showed Jill a dollar bill Jill's dress went above her knee. Jack came back without dear Jill Jill lay there, moaning still With naught but a pecker and a dollar bill Jack had broken poor Jill's seal. _Blackfairy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fairy Posted December 2, 2015 Author Share Posted December 2, 2015 Remix. Baa baa black bitch Have you any milk? Yes ma'am, yes ma'am two boobs firm None for the master and none for the dame All for the pretty lips singing this poem! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators kimi Posted December 2, 2015 Moderators Share Posted December 2, 2015 Hahahahaha! Way to go Fairy! You are amazing my darling! Brilliant version. *whispers* "I love yours berra" ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fairy Posted December 2, 2015 Author Share Posted December 2, 2015 Lmao... you sure do! #Toto W.Machine Cummings! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Modd Posted December 2, 2015 Share Posted December 2, 2015 Remix. Baa baa black bitch Have you any milk? Yes ma'am, yes ma'am two boobs firm None for the master and none for the dame All for the pretty lips singing this poem! :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators kimi Posted December 2, 2015 Moderators Share Posted December 2, 2015 In the manger he lay over a layer of hay Innocent, frail just like a babe He cried, he whined but never lied Nazareth's cartoon were his favourite too Presented with a ball he chose the father's call. Christmas that day we show forth his praise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators kimi Posted December 2, 2015 Moderators Share Posted December 2, 2015 Y'all spoilt spoilt rotten. Fambutu and Modd, corrupting NLERS since 1967 I'm all about my father's business ;) (lala, take note :D) *singing: holy holy holy...* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fairy Posted December 2, 2015 Author Share Posted December 2, 2015 In the manger he lay over a layer of hay Innocent, frail just like a babe He cried, he whined but never lied Nazareth's cartoon were his favourite too Presented with a ball he chose the father's call. Christmas that day we show forth his praise. I love love... Nazareth's cartoon... presented with a ball he chose the father's call. Dope! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators kimi Posted December 2, 2015 Moderators Share Posted December 2, 2015 Awwwh! Yay! The amazing poet approves of mine :D Will my reward be to participate in the agege pen cinema licking sessions? (yack!) hahahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fairy Posted December 2, 2015 Author Share Posted December 2, 2015 Lmao... you re on your own.... Awon lickers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators kimi Posted December 2, 2015 Moderators Share Posted December 2, 2015 Hahahahaha! The harvest is indeed plentiful. We need more workers in the vineyard Fairy. Pussydrailer won't be pleased. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fairy Posted December 2, 2015 Author Share Posted December 2, 2015 Get her, I'll get cumzilla. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators kimi Posted December 2, 2015 Moderators Share Posted December 2, 2015 Hahahahahahaha! Ehn Ehn! Name dropping are we *wink wink* i'd bring xenasexy and lesluv :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators kimi Posted December 2, 2015 Moderators Share Posted December 2, 2015 You are such a derailer! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fairy Posted December 2, 2015 Author Share Posted December 2, 2015 Hahahahaha.... I'm following ur trail... lesluv sha... what happened to her? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators kimi Posted December 2, 2015 Moderators Share Posted December 2, 2015 LOL. She be licking someplace :D hahahahahaha We're gonna get beat up real bad soon! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fairy Posted December 2, 2015 Author Share Posted December 2, 2015 Hahahah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fairy Posted December 2, 2015 Author Share Posted December 2, 2015 Hot cross buns (remix) Hot soft butts Hot soft butts Sit upon me, sit upon me Hot soft butts. If you have no girlfriends If you have no toys Sit upon me, sit upon me Hot soft butts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abystacy Posted December 3, 2015 Share Posted December 3, 2015 There once was a sweet thing named Aby Who tripped and went end over lucy She showed off her ass To the delight of this lass But alas, she's so gay she won't bendy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators kimi Posted December 5, 2015 Moderators Share Posted December 5, 2015 Hahahahahaha! Aby Aby Aby! LOL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators kimi Posted December 5, 2015 Moderators Share Posted December 5, 2015 Roses are red Violets are blue Though my heart be shared with Fred There's room enough for you two Hahaha *dark humour* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators kimi Posted December 5, 2015 Moderators Share Posted December 5, 2015 My version of 'Ring a Ring o Roses': Pull her, pull her closely With a bucket full of roses You tease her; she leans in You both make love Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fairy Posted December 5, 2015 Author Share Posted December 5, 2015 My version of 'Ring a Ring o Roses': Pull her, pull her closely With a bucket full of roses You tease her; she leans in You both make love Lmao. Spoilt Kimi. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators kimi Posted December 5, 2015 Moderators Share Posted December 5, 2015 LOL o! Case of pot calling kettle black. You my darling are Queen of spoilt! :D :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fairy Posted December 5, 2015 Author Share Posted December 5, 2015 Roses are red Violets are blue Though my heart be shared with Fred There's room enough for you two Hahaha *dark humour* Really dark. Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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