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fairy    7

Short easy poems are fun...

Let's post some; whether it's a remix or totally original, we wanna see it...

Remixing nursery rhymes though would sure be fun...

 

 

London Girl (original)

 

She came from London town

Wearing a hat and a frilly gown

She came from London town

But somehow, I found my way down

She fled to China town

Without a hat nor a frilly gown

She fled to China town

'Cos I never came up after I went down!

 

Jack and Jill (remix)

 

Jack and Jill went up the hill

Jill went tottering with a 6inch heel

Jack showed Jill a dollar bill

Jill's dress went above her knee.

Jack came back without dear Jill

Jill lay there, moaning still

With naught but a pecker and a dollar bill

Jack had broken poor Jill's seal.

 

_Blackfairy

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fairy    7

Remix.

 

Baa baa black bitch

Have you any milk?

Yes ma'am, yes ma'am two boobs firm

None for the master and none for the dame

All for the pretty lips singing this poem!

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kimi    59

Hahahahaha! Way to go Fairy! You are amazing my darling! Brilliant version. *whispers* "I love yours berra" ;)

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Amol    13

Remix.

 

Baa baa black bitch

Have you any milk?

Yes ma'am, yes ma'am two boobs firm

None for the master and none for the dame

All for the pretty lips singing this poem!

 

:D

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kimi    59

In the manger he lay over a layer of hay

Innocent, frail just like a babe

He cried, he whined but never lied

Nazareth's cartoon were his favourite too

Presented with a ball he chose the father's call.

Christmas that day we show forth his praise.

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kimi    59

Y'all spoilt spoilt rotten. Fambutu and Modd, corrupting NLERS since 1967

 

I'm all about my father's business ;) (lala, take note :D) *singing: holy holy holy...*

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fairy    7

In the manger he lay over a layer of hay

Innocent, frail just like a babe

He cried, he whined but never lied

Nazareth's cartoon were his favourite too

Presented with a ball he chose the father's call.

Christmas that day we show forth his praise.

I love love...

Nazareth's cartoon... presented with a ball he chose the father's call.

Dope!

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kimi    59

Awwwh! Yay! The amazing poet approves of mine :D

Will my reward be to participate in the agege pen cinema licking sessions? (yack!) hahahahaha

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kimi    59

Hahahahaha! The harvest is indeed plentiful. We need more workers in the vineyard Fairy. Pussydrailer won't be pleased.

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kimi    59

Hahahahahahaha! Ehn Ehn! Name dropping are we *wink wink* i'd bring xenasexy and lesluv :D

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fairy    7

Hahahahaha.... I'm following ur trail... lesluv sha... what happened to her?

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kimi    59

LOL. She be licking someplace :D hahahahahaha

We're gonna get beat up real bad soon!

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fairy    7

Hot cross buns (remix)

 

Hot soft butts

Hot soft butts

Sit upon me, sit upon me

Hot soft butts.

If you have no girlfriends

If you have no toys

Sit upon me, sit upon me

Hot soft butts.

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Abystacy    34

There once was a sweet thing named Aby

Who tripped and went end over lucy

She showed off her ass

To the delight of this lass

But alas, she's so gay she won't bendy.

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kimi    59

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Though my heart be shared with Fred

There's room enough for you two

 

Hahaha *dark humour*

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kimi    59

My version of 'Ring a Ring o Roses':

 

Pull her, pull her closely

With a bucket full of roses

You tease her; she leans in

You both make love

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fairy    7

My version of 'Ring a Ring o Roses':

 

Pull her, pull her closely

With a bucket full of roses

You tease her; she leans in

You both make love

Lmao. Spoilt Kimi.

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kimi    59

LOL o! Case of pot calling kettle black. You my darling are Queen of spoilt! :D :P

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fairy    7

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Though my heart be shared with Fred

There's room enough for you two

 

Hahaha *dark humour*

Really dark. Lol

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