Iris Posted December 19, 2015 Share Posted December 19, 2015 1. Two times a week we go to a nice restaurant for good food and companionship. She goes on Tuesdays. I go on Fridays. 2. We sleep in separate beds. Hers is in Lagos and mine is in Abuja. ***. I take my wife everywhere but she keeps finding her way back. 4. I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary. "Somewhere l haven't been in a long time," she said. So l suggested the kitchen. 5. When we go to the shopping mall, we always hold hands. If l let go, she shops. 6. Before you take the leap into matrimony, remember this: Marriage is the number one cause of divorce. 7. In fact, statistically 100% of all divorces start with marriage. 8. I haven't spoken to my wife in almost a year. I don't like to interrupt her. 9. I'll admit the last fuss we had was my fault. My wife asked, "What's on the TV"? I answered, "Dust!" - Vanguard 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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