TeeJay Posted January 27, 2016 Share Posted January 27, 2016 So, Valentine's Day falls on a Sunday. If you have offended your Pastor, please go and apologize now. Apologize! Else! That day, service would close by 8pm. No kidding. And don't even think about staying back from church that day. Words have it that churches are sending out a special evangelical team to fetch members from their homes by Fire, by Thunder! Oh... Let me predict the topic of sermon on that Sunday... Do Not Fornicate! Feel free to predict a topic for Sunday, the 14th of February. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators kimi Posted January 27, 2016 Moderators Share Posted January 27, 2016 Wait for it... Wait for it... 'No strings attached' :D :D *the pastors that come up with it be feeling super fly and creative Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators kimi Posted January 27, 2016 Moderators Share Posted January 27, 2016 For yoruba services: "Ife fun fun ni yio fun e" : :D :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators kimi Posted January 27, 2016 Moderators Share Posted January 27, 2016 Pidgin services... "Jehovah da biggest Val - Him blessings go flow yafun yafun" :D :D :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TeeJay Posted January 27, 2016 Author Share Posted January 27, 2016 Lmao. The pidgin make sense, over! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators kimi Posted January 27, 2016 Moderators Share Posted January 27, 2016 Hahahahaha! Usually they'd go with stuff like "First love; Love's divine; the incorruptible love; Love unconditional or Holy love" :D :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators kimi Posted January 27, 2016 Moderators Share Posted January 27, 2016 Abi "Ife ti Eniyan o le fun o" :D :D :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators kimi Posted January 27, 2016 Moderators Share Posted January 27, 2016 Ife Ogo; Ife Hossanna; Ife mimo; ife to ju ife lo *echoes for addes effect* :D :D :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators kimi Posted January 27, 2016 Moderators Share Posted January 27, 2016 Pidgin churches be like: "LOVE 007; The hearts shall bleed no more; Love for all; You shall be loved; Holy kiss; Jehovah my Valentine" :D :D :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators kimi Posted January 27, 2016 Moderators Share Posted January 27, 2016 I've got some more! "Your love is my love; Irma just gonna love you; Dangerously in love with our God" :D :D :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators kimi Posted January 27, 2016 Moderators Share Posted January 27, 2016 Okay... I should stop now :D :D :D Hahahaha *ties up fingers* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators kimi Posted January 27, 2016 Moderators Share Posted January 27, 2016 Serpentine love destroyed; Jezebelic love exposed; Dealing with Bathshebaic love once and for all! (special program for wives) :D :D :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Modd Posted January 27, 2016 Share Posted January 27, 2016 "The bed undefiled". Kimi, choir director, give me a song, will ya? ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TeeJay Posted January 27, 2016 Author Share Posted January 27, 2016 Pick me! Me! I'll sing!! My body is on faaayyaaaaaa... I can feel it touching meeeee. Save me. Rescue me. I'm drowing in my own liiiiquuiiiddddd.... ooo yeeeaa. Oh oh na na. Verse 2. This bed shall not be moved. Oh yes! This beeeed shhaaaalll not squeak! Ooo lalala. I bind every spirit of Valentine that should be resting in his grave... Oh oh oh. This beeeddd shall noot quake! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators kimi Posted January 27, 2016 Moderators Share Posted January 27, 2016 Hahahahahaha! *smh* LOL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Modd Posted January 28, 2016 Share Posted January 28, 2016 Hahahahahahhaha!!!!! Teejay is not well! :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princesa Posted January 28, 2016 Share Posted January 28, 2016 My church already has a theme for that day sef... my partner my friend my lover... strictly for the married folks tho Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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