Moderators kimi Posted February 5, 2016 Moderators Share Posted February 5, 2016 #Roastos or #Perchers If you attended an all-girls secondary school, you ought to be familiar with the terms! If you were called a 'roasto' haa! Eyah! Hahahahaha Anyways, this thread is for those of us who know we would not be valled come February the 14th. Take your place with pride Share your stories -how you know with certainty that you will not be valled and what attempts you have made to alter that fate but to no avail *sighs* it is well Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators kimi Posted February 5, 2016 Author Moderators Share Posted February 5, 2016 *sighs* I know for sure because I have tried hinting it to the 'person(s)' in question in the most subtle and most explicit forms one can think of. I got a laugh and several other wicked laughs :( I'm definitely #perching :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TeeJay Posted February 5, 2016 Share Posted February 5, 2016 Lmao. Funny. Don't sound so. You know you gat me, honey. You can sit out or something. Or look for an alpha gay guy and go on a date with him and just have fun. Come here... *bear hug* Roasto. Funny word. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators kimi Posted February 5, 2016 Author Moderators Share Posted February 5, 2016 LOOL. Fellow roasto! You now want to use style abi by adding 'funny word' to your category :D Welcome baby *kiss kiss* we'll do it in the open (for our country ofcourse) *winking like a perv* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TeeJay Posted February 5, 2016 Share Posted February 5, 2016 I am ready when you are. I am not a roasto o. I'm going out with Sleeky from ***-5pm. Then with sexyug from 5:30-7:30pm. Then with Princess from 8:00pm-10:30pm. The 30minutes extra is for Cuddling and heavy petting. Then Sleeky would sneak in by 11pm to spend the night on a bed decorated with shredded rose, light music playing at the background and scented candles burning dimly. By 12pm, Kimi would be peeping through the window to watch I and Sexyug play mummy and daddy. Did I say SexyUg? Oh, I meant Sleeky, and Princess. Fine, a threesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators kimi Posted February 5, 2016 Author Moderators Share Posted February 5, 2016 Hahahaha! Na wa. Na so! We know them when we see them -they write the looongest comments :D :P Would love to watch some mummy and daddy show sha Ozy! Hawken! better come and report for duty! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
damozy Posted February 5, 2016 Share Posted February 5, 2016 Present!!!!!!Well, am always a roasto! Year in Year out! Hopefully, I think this year should be different.Am spending the day with someone special on phone.She knows herself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators kimi Posted February 5, 2016 Author Moderators Share Posted February 5, 2016 Hahahahaha! Ehn Ehn! That's more like it. Kare jare Ozy. Errr... phone doesn't count. Who are you kidding! :P :D We know those who will be valled and I am ready to chase them away if they try coming here :angry: :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sexyug Posted February 5, 2016 Share Posted February 5, 2016 Present!!!!!!Well, am always a roasto! Year in Year out! Hopefully, I think this year should be different.Am spending the day with someone special on phone.She knows herself lol @ ozy , who? abi d person no get name mbok! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sexyug Posted February 5, 2016 Share Posted February 5, 2016 I am ready when you are. I am not a roasto o. I'm going out with Sleeky from ***-5pm. Then with sexyug from 5:30-7:30pm. Then with Princess from 8:00pm-10:30pm. The 30minutes extra is for Cuddling and heavy petting. Then Sleeky would sneak in by 11pm to spend the night on a bed decorated with shredded rose, light music playing at the background and scented candles burning dimly. By 12pm, Kimi would be peeping through the window to watch I and Sexyug play mummy and daddy. Did I say SexyUg? Oh, I meant Sleeky, and Princess. Fine, a threesome. can't stop laughing, I haff laugh n faint lol, 3some hmmmmm! nice idea. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sexyug Posted February 5, 2016 Share Posted February 5, 2016 well would be @ home sipping my tea (as I no get gf again na). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skills Posted February 5, 2016 Share Posted February 5, 2016 I am ready when you are. I am not a roasto o. I'm going out with Sleeky from ***-5pm. Then with sexyug from 5:30-7:30pm. Then with Princess from 8:00pm-10:30pm. The 30minutes extra is for Cuddling and heavy petting. Then Sleeky would sneak in by 11pm to spend the night on a bed decorated with shredded rose, light music playing at the background and scented candles burning dimly. By 12pm, Kimi would be peeping through the window to watch I and Sexyug play mummy and daddy. Did I say SexyUg? Oh, I meant Sleeky, and Princess. Fine, a threesome. Haahahahaha... errrrmmm...what's the name of this movie again? Sorry baeby,Sleeky will not be participating in this threesome because she has been valled. Do tell me how it goes for y'all though. #waving n smiling like miss universe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sexyug Posted February 5, 2016 Share Posted February 5, 2016 Haahahahaha... errrrmmm...what's the name of this movie again? Sorry baeby,Sleeky will not be participating in this threesome because she has been valled. Do tell me how it goes for y'all though. #waving n smiling like miss universe. by who sleeky? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TeeJay Posted February 5, 2016 Share Posted February 5, 2016 Sexyug. Imaima mmi. Mbok. Be my Fal. Oh, sorry, my Val. I'm on one knee. With a Samsung S6's kpali Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TeeJay Posted February 5, 2016 Share Posted February 5, 2016 Sleeky, I hope you valled well. May the val last 8 rounds non-stop. Bouncing away like I'm not phucking jealous Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TeeJay Posted February 5, 2016 Share Posted February 5, 2016 Present!!!!!!Well, am always a roasto! Year in Year out! Hopefully, I think this year should be different.Am spending the day with someone special on phone.She knows herself Omo. Ozy...abi Ozil, you fast o. You don even get nums. Omo. These other babes...*coughs*, they so love me that they doing me strong thing o. You know na. As the Trey Songz of the house. (Chai. I get rhymes. I should be nominated for the Grammys) Before I heard her voice sef, na Spartan war. Chai! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skills Posted February 5, 2016 Share Posted February 5, 2016 Sleeky, I hope you valled well. May the val last 8 rounds non-stop. Bouncing away like I'm not phucking jealous hahahahahaha... Awwwww my jealous baebyboo,come here! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
damozy Posted February 5, 2016 Share Posted February 5, 2016 Teejay, haba! Sleeky is there for you!Sleeky, omoge to ni protocol,Figure 8 toh badthCan you please be Teejay's val?Spirikoko @Kimi, what's up? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TeeJay Posted February 5, 2016 Share Posted February 5, 2016 Interesting... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sexyug Posted February 5, 2016 Share Posted February 5, 2016 laffing in swahil Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators kimi Posted February 5, 2016 Author Moderators Share Posted February 5, 2016 Hahahahaha! Ehn Ehn! I see all the roastos in their elements! The exception being my Sleekylette boo boo ofcourse. I'm fine o Ozy boo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princesa Posted February 5, 2016 Share Posted February 5, 2016 Hmmm... Teejay has scheduled hw m Valentine's day wud go witout even m permission hian!!! Zulu chief ure here n dey ve booked ur last, youngest and sexist wife ryt? My vals day is gonna be spent wrking and chatting none stop wit leboo #blushes Teejay!!! If u want "some", u knw d way naaa Wats wit d public announcement? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators kimi Posted February 5, 2016 Author Moderators Share Posted February 5, 2016 LOL. My love. You would always be my sweetest, youngest and most skillful *wink* I will take care o you come the 14th *kiss kiss* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princesa Posted February 7, 2016 Share Posted February 7, 2016 Yaaaaaay cnt wait... ordering m sexy lingerie jus 4 dt nyt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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