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kimi

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LOL. Okay, here goes!

 

This is a game but it's a collection of jokes so I figured it fits best under this section ;)

 

Here is how it is played!

 

Player 1 says/writes (or not.LOL) *dry jokes dry jokes;here's my dry joke* after which she tells a joke which has to be very dead

 

The fun is in the deadness of the jokes. They are literally so dry they crack others up ;)

 

I'd start! It's an interactive sport so feel free to chip in your very dry joke :D

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*dry jokes dry jokes; here's my dry joke!*

 

What song does Pink listen to when she's close to giving up?

 

Answer: Try! :D :D (shoot me now!) hahahahaha

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I cant afford to be changing pads 3rice a day. Always is now 450 Naira. Lets go back to the days we used rags or just sit by a pool cause we were "unclean"

 

Punch me now :D

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Hahahaha! Very dead! :D

 

What's a female dog's favourite pet name?

 

 

Answer: hey bitch! : d :D :D

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I cant afford to be changing pads 3rice a day. Always is now 450 Naira. Lets go back to the days we used rags or just sit by a pool cause we were "unclean"

 

Punch me now :D/>

 

Hahahahaha! You've hereby been punched!

 

What am I when no one is looking?

 

Answer: myself :D :D :D

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A worm wiggles it's way out of a plate of spaghetti and says aloud, "Damn, that was some gangbang".

How did you just do that?! :lol: made me dislike my fav for just 4 seconds after reading!

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LOL. That took me a while to crack! Dead on arrival. Hahahaha! Nice!

 

What rhymes with vagina?

 

Answer: verjaina :D :D

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dry joke dry joke, here's my dry joke :

Hey waiter serve me two pieces of ice fishes....

waiter be like two piece?

No I said two pieces...

hahaha....

get it "two pieces".

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Hahahahahahaha! Now that's horrible! DED!LOL.

 

*dry jokes dry jokes here's my dry joke*

 

When you're invited to a house warming what do you do?

 

Answer: You bring a microwave to warm the house :D :D

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*dry jokes dry jokes here's my dry joke*

 

Me: I'm going for a bridal shower

 

You: Why do you want to go watch her have a shower?:D (shoot me now!) :D

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*dry jokes dry jokes; here's my dry joke*

 

What is a cat with 9 lives called?

 

Answer: Pussies :D :D

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*dry jokes dry jokes; here's my dry joke*

 

What is a cat with 9 lives called?

 

Answer: Pussies :D/> :D/>

 

You mean uncountable lives. That young cat gets beaten, a lot!

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