Moderators kimi Posted March 25, 2016 Moderators Share Posted March 25, 2016 LOL. Okay, here goes! This is a game but it's a collection of jokes so I figured it fits best under this section ;) Here is how it is played! Player 1 says/writes (or not.LOL) *dry jokes dry jokes;here's my dry joke* after which she tells a joke which has to be very dead The fun is in the deadness of the jokes. They are literally so dry they crack others up ;) I'd start! It's an interactive sport so feel free to chip in your very dry joke :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators kimi Posted March 25, 2016 Author Moderators Share Posted March 25, 2016 *dry jokes dry jokes; here's my dry joke!* What song does Pink listen to when she's close to giving up? Answer: Try! :D :D (shoot me now!) hahahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dequeen Posted March 25, 2016 Share Posted March 25, 2016 Lol. So dryyyy. Okay my dry joke. Do you know what they found in the celebrities closet? A skeleton. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TeeJay Posted March 25, 2016 Share Posted March 25, 2016 I cant afford to be changing pads 3rice a day. Always is now 450 Naira. Lets go back to the days we used rags or just sit by a pool cause we were "unclean" Punch me now :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators kimi Posted March 25, 2016 Author Moderators Share Posted March 25, 2016 Hahahaha! Very dead! :D What's a female dog's favourite pet name? Answer: hey bitch! : d :D :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators kimi Posted March 25, 2016 Author Moderators Share Posted March 25, 2016 I cant afford to be changing pads 3rice a day. Always is now 450 Naira. Lets go back to the days we used rags or just sit by a pool cause we were "unclean" Punch me now :D/> Hahahahaha! You've hereby been punched! What am I when no one is looking? Answer: myself :D :D :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TeeJay Posted March 25, 2016 Share Posted March 25, 2016 Who has eyes but can't see? The conductor I just gave torn disfigured 1000 Naira to Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dequeen Posted March 25, 2016 Share Posted March 25, 2016 A worm wiggles it's way out of a plate of spaghetti and says aloud, "Damn, that was some gangbang". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TeeJay Posted March 25, 2016 Share Posted March 25, 2016 A worm wiggles it's way out of a plate of spaghetti and says aloud, "Damn, that was some gangbang". How did you just do that?! :lol: made me dislike my fav for just 4 seconds after reading! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChazBee Posted March 25, 2016 Share Posted March 25, 2016 You have finally spoilt my easter @ dequeen. And I was planning spag and chicken wings :angry: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dequeen Posted March 25, 2016 Share Posted March 25, 2016 Hahahahahahaha!!! Don't want to be accomplices to a gangbang ni?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frankins Posted March 25, 2016 Share Posted March 25, 2016 I think I want a job cleaning mirrors. It's just something i can really see myself doing. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators kimi Posted March 25, 2016 Author Moderators Share Posted March 25, 2016 LOL. That took me a while to crack! Dead on arrival. Hahahaha! Nice! What rhymes with vagina? Answer: verjaina :D :D 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frankins Posted March 25, 2016 Share Posted March 25, 2016 Could you please call me a Taxi? "You 're a Taxi". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dequeen Posted March 25, 2016 Share Posted March 25, 2016 Hahahahahaha!!! You live alone and all your fish gets stolen? Newsflash, you've got a roommate. Its a rat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charice Posted March 26, 2016 Share Posted March 26, 2016 dry joke dry joke, here's my dry joke : Hey waiter serve me two pieces of ice fishes.... waiter be like two piece? No I said two pieces... hahaha.... get it "two pieces". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators kimi Posted March 26, 2016 Author Moderators Share Posted March 26, 2016 Hahahahahahaha! Now that's horrible! DED!LOL. *dry jokes dry jokes here's my dry joke* When you're invited to a house warming what do you do? Answer: You bring a microwave to warm the house :D :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dequeen Posted March 26, 2016 Share Posted March 26, 2016 My turn! Bae 1: honey am sooo wet between my legs. Bae 2: here's foam to soak it up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators kimi Posted March 27, 2016 Author Moderators Share Posted March 27, 2016 *dry jokes dry jokes here's my dry joke* Me: I'm going for a bridal shower You: Why do you want to go watch her have a shower?:D (shoot me now!) :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dequeen Posted March 27, 2016 Share Posted March 27, 2016 Here's my dry joke When did you first discover you were lez, bi or otherwise? In my dream. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TeeJay Posted March 27, 2016 Share Posted March 27, 2016 Dry jokes dry jokes, where's my dry joke? In one of the hoe's p**sy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators kimi Posted March 28, 2016 Author Moderators Share Posted March 28, 2016 *dry jokes dry jokes; here's my dry joke* What is a cat with 9 lives called? Answer: Pussies :D :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charice Posted March 28, 2016 Share Posted March 28, 2016 dry joke dry joke here's my dry joke teacher: what's the baby of a cat? pupil1: kittycat pupil2: pussycat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TeeJay Posted March 28, 2016 Share Posted March 28, 2016 *dry jokes dry jokes; here's my dry joke* What is a cat with 9 lives called? Answer: Pussies :D/> :D/> You mean uncountable lives. That young cat gets beaten, a lot! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators kimi Posted March 28, 2016 Author Moderators Share Posted March 28, 2016 Hahahahahahaha! Smh! Who is a sugar baby? A baby who loves sugar? :D :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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