Moderators kimi Posted April 13, 2016 Moderators Share Posted April 13, 2016 How to be a heart breaker... Many-a-hearts have hardened thanks to these: *Eating tofu *Rubbing face with aboniki. *Eating fufu without soup. *Masturbating with your unwashed aboniki fingers. *Plugging nipples to the socket and sticking tongue in the third. *Buying kunu from the mallam who insisted he washed his hands only to put the bottle in your mouth and he screams, 'haba madam, na only me dey put mouth for am' :D Let's be silly! What else can make a heart breaker out of you! if you already aren't one ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frankins Posted April 13, 2016 Share Posted April 13, 2016 Yeyerizm Kimi ...plugging nipples to the socket Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawken Posted April 14, 2016 Share Posted April 14, 2016 Jesus baby. So i don't break hearts :D/> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators kimi Posted April 14, 2016 Author Moderators Share Posted April 14, 2016 Yeyerizm Kimi ...plugging nipples to the socket :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators kimi Posted April 14, 2016 Author Moderators Share Posted April 14, 2016 Jesus baby. So i don't break hearts :D/>/> LOLOLOL. *rme* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dequeen Posted April 14, 2016 Share Posted April 14, 2016 Kissing someone's neck just after they've sprayed perfume there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators kimi Posted April 15, 2016 Author Moderators Share Posted April 15, 2016 How exactly does any form of kissing make you a heart breaker o? :huh: *rme* p Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michelle Posted April 28, 2019 Share Posted April 28, 2019 On 4/13/2016 at 3:27 PM, kimi said: How to be a heart breaker... Many-a-hearts have hardened thanks to these: *Eating tofu *Rubbing face with aboniki. *Eating fufu without soup. *Masturbating with your unwashed aboniki fingers. *Plugging nipples to the socket and sticking tongue in the third. *Buying kunu from the mallam who insisted he washed his hands only to put the bottle in your mouth and he screams, 'haba madam, na only me dey put mouth for am' 😄 Let's be silly! What else can make a heart breaker out of you! if you already aren't one 😉 Yoruba demon 🙄 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators kimi Posted April 28, 2019 Author Moderators Share Posted April 28, 2019 31 minutes ago, Michelle said: Yoruba demon 🙄 Looooool. I'm an angel pliss 😇 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chilee Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 On 4/13/2016 at 11:27 PM, kimi said: How to be a heart breaker... Many-a-hearts have hardened thanks to these: *Eating tofu *Rubbing face with aboniki. *Eating fufu without soup. *Masturbating with your unwashed aboniki fingers. *Plugging nipples to the socket and sticking tongue in the third. *Buying kunu from the mallam who insisted he washed his hands only to put the bottle in your mouth and he screams, 'haba madam, na only me dey put mouth for am' 😄 Let's be silly! What else can make a heart breaker out of you! if you already aren't one 😉 😫😫😫 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators kimi Posted June 20, 2019 Author Moderators Share Posted June 20, 2019 20 minutes ago, Chilee said: 😫😫😫 Looooool. I'm ashamed of that post. Hahahahahahaha 🙈☻ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michelle Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 Just now, kimi said: Looooool. I'm ashamed of that post. Hahahahahahaha 🙈☻ Yoruba demon for sure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators kimi Posted June 20, 2019 Author Moderators Share Posted June 20, 2019 1 minute ago, Michelle said: Yoruba demon for sure. Hahahahahahaha. Yoruba angel 😇. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chilee Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 3 minutes ago, kimi said: Looooool. I'm ashamed of that post. Hahahahahahaha 🙈☻ Hahaha.. it's a funny one but the aboniki part brought back horrible memories. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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