faveb Posted May 10, 2016 Share Posted May 10, 2016 So, 2 sisters moved in newly to my compound. Perfect definition of "locals" . They claim to be born again, so they look at other ladies and I that wear bum shorts as hell fire candidates. They make side remarks, I pretend not to hear them because they think I'm Yoruba and I won't understand Ibibio(I'm from AkwaIbom state) when they speak and I'm always with my earpiece on( I am addicted to my ear piece ). . They have been annoying other neighbors and they get ignored. A male neighbor almost beat one of them but held back because there is a fine of 10,000naira for any guy that beats his girlfriend/ wife/ lady in the compound. . One time, one of these girls deliberately stayed in the bathroom for 30mins because I was the next person to bath . E pain me o . I washed my clothes last month, and this "Red Bororo" (a type of cow) felt that was the right time to burn her garbage(dust bin), and this affected my clothes as the ashes settled on it. When I asked, she answered me rudely. What can I do? Nothing! . So today, an hour ago. I washed my clothes yesterday, it rained and they got wet again, early this morning I took them outside to dry on the rope. I went back to check the clothes because these girls were washing and knowing the capacity of their brain, I knew something bad would happen. . sighs They didn't disappoint me. One placed her ankara close to my white crop top (one of my favorites) arrrrrggggghhhhhh! She did it deliberately. It was stained already. . From white, my top is now rainbow in color. Arrrrrggggghhhhh! I smiled, removed my other clothes and placed them in a bucket. I waited 20mins so she spread her clothes well. I went outside with a knife, and cut the long rope and her clothes (all of 'em) her pants, bra, white, ankara fell on the mud ground. "Ooooops!" . And I walked in. I feel so good. Call me whatever... They are still outside cursing their ancestors sha, while I type this. . . WalksOutAndFlipsHair Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators kimi Posted May 10, 2016 Moderators Share Posted May 10, 2016 Hahahahahahahaha. LOL. You are such a meanie. Drastic times call for Drastic measures I guess... Pele o. The good part of the story is that now you own a rainbow top and can wear it proudly without being looked at funny :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faveb Posted May 10, 2016 Author Share Posted May 10, 2016 Exactly......! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frankins Posted May 10, 2016 Share Posted May 10, 2016 Hahahahahahahaha. LOL. You are such a meanie. Drastic times call for Drastic measures I guess... Pele o. The good part of the story is that now you own a rainbow top and can wear it proudly without being looked at funny :D/> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frankins Posted May 10, 2016 Share Posted May 10, 2016 Some neighbours can be annoying sha. .serves them right Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Modd Posted May 10, 2016 Share Posted May 10, 2016 Oh Faveb...you make me so proud... *wipes a tear* :) #rainbownation Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawken Posted May 11, 2016 Share Posted May 11, 2016 Zo proud of you Faveb! Zo zo proud :D I hope they don't gang up and beat you later sha... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators kimi Posted May 11, 2016 Moderators Share Posted May 11, 2016 Hahahahahahaha. Faveb don't listen to these peeps o. they won't be there when you see being beat up! *turns off lights; deepens voice* Watch your back from now on faveb... they may be lurking in the dark corners, waiting.... *spooky* Did that scare you? :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawken Posted May 11, 2016 Share Posted May 11, 2016 Lmao is true oh, we wont be there. But take solace in the fact that we will always be behind our keyboards ready to tell you sorry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Modd Posted May 11, 2016 Share Posted May 11, 2016 I'm a lover, not a fighter. I'll cheer you on though. #cheerleader Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faveb Posted May 11, 2016 Author Share Posted May 11, 2016 Lol.....I'm equal to the tax......just as the saying goes: "he who fetches ant infested fire wood shouldn't complain when lizards start paying him a visit" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gracia Posted May 11, 2016 Share Posted May 11, 2016 After knowing the capacity of their brain, you chose to act that way. For me, cutting the rope wasn't necessary. What did it achieve? that you've showed them your true colours or that now they know not to mess with you?. You even need us to tell you that you did the right thing. No you didn't! Most people need to be ignored. Act like you're too busy to have their time or they're so insignificant you don't even know they exist. People don't need a reason to dislike you, so it's not really about your bum short. Next time, disappoint them by not paying much attention to what they say or do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawken Posted May 11, 2016 Share Posted May 11, 2016 Nopes, some people need to be checked. Some situations nipped in the bud. Not everytime ignore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skills Posted May 11, 2016 Share Posted May 11, 2016 Hehehe... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gracia Posted May 11, 2016 Share Posted May 11, 2016 Nopes, some people need to be checked. Some situations nipped in the bud. Not everytime ignore. And was this one of those that demanded such? It wasn't worth the trouble. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawken Posted May 12, 2016 Share Posted May 12, 2016 Its not my situation so i can't say. Na who wear shoe know where e dey pain am. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PINK Posted May 12, 2016 Share Posted May 12, 2016 Lomao! Can't Stop,i Just Love How U Dealt Wit Dem.D Best#thumbsup# Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ada98 Posted May 13, 2016 Share Posted May 13, 2016 After knowing the capacity of their brain, you chose to act that way. For me, cutting the rope wasn't necessary. What did it achieve? that you've showed them your true colours or that now they know not to mess with you?. You even need us to tell you that you did the right thing. No you didn't! Most people need to be ignored. Act like you're too busy to have their time or they're so insignificant you don't even know they exist. People don't need a reason to dislike you, so it's not really about your bum short. Next time, disappoint them by not paying much attention to what they say or do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ada98 Posted May 13, 2016 Share Posted May 13, 2016 Lol. Some people cannot be ignored. They're like this annoying itch that keeps asking you to scratch it. And when you do, you get satisfaction. Ever had that sort of itch before? :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawken Posted May 13, 2016 Share Posted May 13, 2016 Lol. Some people cannot be ignored. They're like this annoying itch that keeps asking you to scratch it. And when you do, you get satisfaction. Ever had that sort of itch before? :D/> I do. And i have one now. Wanna help scratch it? :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators kimi Posted May 13, 2016 Moderators Share Posted May 13, 2016 Hahahahahaha! Newbie, save thyself! We warned Funke Akindele. We warned Tiwa Savage. Take heed to our warnings o!! What the elders see standing up, a child doesn't even if she climbs on a tree:d :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ada98 Posted May 13, 2016 Share Posted May 13, 2016 Yeah sure. I have my trusty back scratcher. Now where's the itch? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ada98 Posted May 13, 2016 Share Posted May 13, 2016 Save myself from what? Pfft, I know Karate. I bet Tiwa and Funke don't know Karate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators kimi Posted May 13, 2016 Moderators Share Posted May 13, 2016 LOOL. Same thing those two said... *sighs* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TeeJay Posted May 18, 2016 Share Posted May 18, 2016 Necessity is the mother of invention. Behold, the Last Air bender avatar... Faveb! The robe cutter!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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