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So, 2 sisters moved in newly to my compound.

Perfect definition of "locals"

.

They claim to be born again, so they look at other

ladies and I that wear bum shorts as hell fire

candidates.

They make side remarks, I pretend not to hear them

because they think I'm Yoruba and I won't

understand Ibibio(I'm from AkwaIbom state) when

they speak and I'm always with my earpiece on( I

am addicted to my ear piece ).

.

They have been annoying other neighbors and they

get ignored.

A male neighbor almost beat one of them but held

back because there is a fine of 10,000naira for any

guy that beats his girlfriend/

wife/ lady in the compound.

.

One time, one of these girls deliberately stayed in

the bathroom for 30mins because I was the next

person to bath .

E pain me o

.

I washed my clothes last month, and this "Red

Bororo" (a type of cow) felt that was the right time

to burn her garbage(dust bin), and this affected my

clothes as the ashes settled on it.

When I asked, she answered me rudely.

What can I do? Nothing!

.

So today, an hour ago.

I washed my clothes yesterday, it rained and they

got wet again, early this morning I took them

outside to dry on the rope.

I went back to check the clothes because these

girls were washing and knowing the capacity of

their brain, I knew something bad would happen.

.

sighs

They didn't disappoint me.

One placed her ankara close to my white crop top

(one of my favorites) arrrrrggggghhhhhh!

She did it deliberately.

It was stained already.

.

From white, my top is now rainbow in color.

Arrrrrggggghhhhh!

I smiled, removed my other clothes and placed

them in a bucket.

I waited 20mins so she spread her clothes well.

I went outside with a knife, and cut the long rope

and her clothes (all of 'em) her pants, bra, white,

ankara fell on the mud ground.

"Ooooops!"

.

And I walked in.

I feel so good.

Call me whatever...

They are still outside cursing their ancestors sha,

while I type this.

.

.

WalksOutAndFlipsHair

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Hahahahahahahaha. LOL. You are such a meanie. Drastic times call for Drastic measures I guess... Pele o.

 

The good part of the story is that now you own a rainbow top and can wear it proudly without being looked at funny :D

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Hahahahahahahaha. LOL. You are such a meanie. Drastic times call for Drastic measures I guess... Pele o.

 

The good part of the story is that now you own a rainbow top and can wear it proudly without being looked at funny :D/>

 

 

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Hahahahahahaha. Faveb don't listen to these peeps o. they won't be there when you see being beat up!

 

*turns off lights; deepens voice*

Watch your back from now on faveb... they may be lurking in the dark corners, waiting.... *spooky*

 

Did that scare you? :D

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Lmao is true oh, we wont be there. But take solace in the fact that we will always be behind our keyboards ready to tell you sorry.

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Lol.....I'm equal to the tax......just as the saying goes: "he who fetches ant infested fire wood shouldn't complain when lizards start paying him a visit"

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After knowing the capacity of their brain, you chose to act that way. For me, cutting the rope wasn't necessary. What did it achieve? that you've showed them your true colours or that now they know not to mess with you?. You even need us to tell you that you did the right thing. No you didn't!

 

Most people need to be ignored. Act like you're too busy to have their time or they're so insignificant you don't even know they exist. People don't need a reason to dislike you, so it's not really about your bum short. Next time, disappoint them by not paying much attention to what they say or do.

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Nopes, some people need to be checked. Some situations nipped in the bud. Not everytime ignore.

And was this one of those that demanded such? It wasn't worth the trouble.

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After knowing the capacity of their brain, you chose to act that way. For me, cutting the rope wasn't necessary. What did it achieve? that you've showed them your true colours or that now they know not to mess with you?. You even need us to tell you that you did the right thing. No you didn't!

 

Most people need to be ignored. Act like you're too busy to have their time or they're so insignificant you don't even know they exist. People don't need a reason to dislike you, so it's not really about your bum short. Next time, disappoint them by not paying much attention to what they say or do.

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Lol. Some people cannot be ignored.

 

They're like this annoying itch that keeps asking you to scratch it. And when you do, you get satisfaction. Ever had that sort of itch before? :D

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Lol. Some people cannot be ignored.

 

They're like this annoying itch that keeps asking you to scratch it. And when you do, you get satisfaction. Ever had that sort of itch before? :D/>

 

I do. And i have one now. Wanna help scratch it? :D

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Hahahahahaha! Newbie, save thyself! We warned Funke Akindele. We warned Tiwa Savage. Take heed to our warnings o!! What the elders see standing up, a child doesn't even if she climbs on a tree:d :D

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