Moderators kimi Posted August 2, 2016 Moderators Share Posted August 2, 2016 I saw this someplace and just had to share share share!! :D Here it is: "thankyou for your order today from our sex shop. You asked for the large red dildo as featured on our wall. please select another product, that is our Fire Extinguisher." Why do I suspect it's one of the girls from NL *raised eyebrows* 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TeeJay Posted August 2, 2016 Share Posted August 2, 2016 Hahahahahahahahah. Lmao! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators FlyJ Posted August 3, 2016 Administrators Share Posted August 3, 2016 Lmao...lol 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators kimi Posted August 15, 2016 Author Moderators Share Posted August 15, 2016 Another one: If you are lonely, dim all lights and put on a horror movie. After a while it wont feel like you are alone anymore.loool :D #copied 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princesa Posted August 30, 2016 Share Posted August 30, 2016 Lmao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TeeJay Posted August 30, 2016 Share Posted August 30, 2016 I bought a bag of rice for N5,000 today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators kimi Posted August 30, 2016 Author Moderators Share Posted August 30, 2016 Hahahaha. For where!! Must be the stolen IDP's rice :angry: Lol :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators kimi Posted September 13, 2016 Author Moderators Share Posted September 13, 2016 . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators kimi Posted September 27, 2016 Author Moderators Share Posted September 27, 2016 :D :D A woman came with a baby to a medical examination. "He's a little bit too light," said the doctor. "Is he being breastfed or bottlefed?" "Breastfed" the woman said. "Let me see your breasts," said the doctor. She went from the top and he stroked and touched her breasts for a while, and then said, "There is no milk in the breasts." "... I know," the woman said, "I'm his grandmother, but I'm glad that I came... :D :D #copied Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawken Posted September 30, 2016 Share Posted September 30, 2016 LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TeeJay Posted October 17, 2016 Share Posted October 17, 2016 Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TeeJay Posted October 17, 2016 Share Posted October 17, 2016 Please don't dare make a joke a out "The Other Room" if you are well above 49. It is torturing to try to imagine what you do in the "other room". Don't take glory for it. Please, don't. We all know Viagra does it for you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators kimi Posted October 24, 2016 Author Moderators Share Posted October 24, 2016 Am Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators kimi Posted November 25, 2016 Author Moderators Share Posted November 25, 2016 THOUGHT FOR THE DAY: Never hold your farts in. They travel up your spine, into your brain, and that's where shitty ideas come from. #stolen :D :D :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators kimi Posted December 5, 2016 Author Moderators Share Posted December 5, 2016 Let's play Titanic. You be the ocean; I'd be the ship and I'll go down on you :D :D #copied Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators kimi Posted December 8, 2016 Author Moderators Share Posted December 8, 2016 Smart answers 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Althena Posted December 8, 2016 Share Posted December 8, 2016 My favorite is Dear Teacher, Kumar is not a rose, Don't smell him, Teach him...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators kimi Posted December 8, 2016 Author Moderators Share Posted December 8, 2016 Lool. That was also my fave. Couldn't stop laughing. Lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators kimi Posted December 9, 2016 Author Moderators Share Posted December 9, 2016 My dog, Minton, has chewed up my best shuttlecocks. I told him off. I said 'That's bad minton!' #copied :D :D :D (please get the joke! Use Google if you don't understand certain terms) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators kimi Posted January 4, 2017 Author Moderators Share Posted January 4, 2017 We are all brave until we realize the cockroach has wings.. :D #copied Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TeeJay Posted January 14, 2017 Share Posted January 14, 2017 I started setting goals for myself. Daily goals. So, as I walk to the bus station, I look for the roundest, finest behind in front of me. I then gather strength and walk towards "her". Once I pass "her", I look for another one in front. Like that like that I don reach Ikeja Along from Oshodi. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators kimi Posted January 17, 2017 Author Moderators Share Posted January 17, 2017 Hahahahahaha. Shine your eyes, Beware of gbomo gbomo :D :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TeeJay Posted January 20, 2017 Share Posted January 20, 2017 Gbemama gbemama ma ni yen? Lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators kimi Posted January 30, 2017 Author Moderators Share Posted January 30, 2017 Hahahahaha. Just seeing this comment. You are not a serious somebody :P :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators kimi Posted March 10, 2017 Author Moderators Share Posted March 10, 2017 I hate phone sex. Once the phone is in you can't even hear what the other person is saying :D :D #copied Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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