Moderators kimi Posted April 5, 2017 Author Moderators Share Posted April 5, 2017 "Friend had a baby daughter last month so I sent a jumpsuit which said on front, "I Want To Be A Lesbian When I Grow Up". Baby Mumma loved it. Babies grandma rang and blasted me. Now sending one that says, "I Love My Lesbian Grandma". -Masycart Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators kimi Posted April 6, 2017 Author Moderators Share Posted April 6, 2017 Practice safe sex....Tie your partner to the bed so they don't wont off #stolen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators FlyJ Posted April 15, 2017 Administrators Share Posted April 15, 2017 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators kimi Posted April 18, 2017 Author Moderators Share Posted April 18, 2017 Mum: Do you use any devotional? Me: Yes Mum: Which one? Me: One online :D Mum: What's the name? Me: You don't know it. One of those American pastors :D :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators FlyJ Posted April 19, 2017 Administrators Share Posted April 19, 2017 AKPOS: Kwame please, I’m going to be needing N100,000 from you… I promise to pay back with N120,000. KWAME: First of all, what do you need the money for? AKPOS: I want to buy an iPhone 6s for my ex on her birthday so as to win her back. KWAME: First, send me your psychiatric doctor’s phone number… 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators kimi Posted April 28, 2017 Author Moderators Share Posted April 28, 2017 I am holding a charity event tonight for people who can't reach orgasm. If you can't come let me know Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChocoPops Posted April 28, 2017 Share Posted April 28, 2017 Another one: If you are lonely, dim all lights and put on a horror movie. After a while it wont feel like you are alone anymore.loool :D/> #copied Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChocoPops Posted April 28, 2017 Share Posted April 28, 2017 I am holding a charity event tonight for people who can't reach orgasm. If you can't come let me know Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators kimi Posted April 28, 2017 Author Moderators Share Posted April 28, 2017 Hahaha. That would be nice! They will greatly appreciate your presence Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators FlyJ Posted April 28, 2017 Administrators Share Posted April 28, 2017 Hahaha. That would be nice! They will greatly appreciate your presence 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators kimi Posted April 28, 2017 Author Moderators Share Posted April 28, 2017 Hahahahahaha. Flyj o... I'm a Jesus baby abeg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawken Posted April 29, 2017 Share Posted April 29, 2017 Aren't we all Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChocoPops Posted April 29, 2017 Share Posted April 29, 2017 Hmm hawker and kimi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators kimi Posted April 29, 2017 Author Moderators Share Posted April 29, 2017 Hahahaha. Leave me and my boo alone o... she's so good in bed. Love her so much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators FlyJ Posted April 30, 2017 Administrators Share Posted April 30, 2017 Aren't we all Lol 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawken Posted April 30, 2017 Share Posted April 30, 2017 Hahahaha. Leave me and my boo alone o... she's so good in bed. Love her so much. *affectionately pats your bumbum* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawken Posted April 30, 2017 Share Posted April 30, 2017 Hmm hawker and kimi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChocoPops Posted April 30, 2017 Share Posted April 30, 2017 Don't be jelly, i worked very hard to get her Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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