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I saw this someplace and just had to share share share!! :D

 

Here it is:

 

"thankyou for your order today from our sex shop. You asked for the large red dildo as featured on our wall. please select another product, that is our Fire Extinguisher."

Why do I suspect it's one of the girls from NL *raised eyebrows*

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Another one:

 

If you are lonely, dim all lights and put on a horror movie. After a while it wont feel like you are alone anymore.loool :D

 

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:D :D

 

A woman came with a baby to a medical examination. "He's a little bit too light," said the doctor. "Is he being breastfed or bottlefed?" "Breastfed" the woman said. "Let me see your breasts," said the doctor. She went from the top and he stroked and touched her breasts for a while, and then said, "There is no milk in the breasts." "... I know," the woman said, "I'm his grandmother, but I'm glad that I came...

 

:D :D

 

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Please don't dare make a joke a out "The Other Room" if you are well above 49. It is torturing to try to imagine what you do in the "other room". Don't take glory for it. Please, don't. We all know Viagra does it for you.

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THOUGHT FOR THE DAY:

Never hold your farts in. They travel up your spine, into your brain, and that's where shitty ideas come from.

 

#stolen :D :D :D

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My dog, Minton, has chewed up my best shuttlecocks.

 

I told him off.

 

I said 'That's bad minton!'

 

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:D :D :D

(please get the joke! Use Google if you don't understand certain terms)

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I started setting goals for myself. Daily goals.

So, as I walk to the bus station, I look for the roundest, finest behind in front of me. I then gather strength and walk towards "her". Once I pass "her", I look for another one in front. Like that like that I don reach Ikeja Along from Oshodi.

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I hate phone sex. Once the phone is in you can't even hear what the other person is saying :D :D

 

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