VINA Posted May 5, 2017 Share Posted May 5, 2017 Nowadays kids,so intelligent. Jst imagine ds..... Teacher: How old is your father? Kid: He is 6 years. Teacher: What? How is this possible? Kid: He became father only when I was born. Logic!! . This kid is from IIN! ! Children Are Quick and Always Speak Their Minds _______________________________ TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America . MARIA: Here it is. TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ? CLASS: Maria. _______________________________ TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? JOHN: You told me to do it without using the tables. _______________________________ TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?' GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L' TEACHER: No, that's wrong GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. (I Love this child) _______________________________ TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? DONALD: H I J K L M N O TEACHER: What are you talking about? DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O. _______________________________ TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. WINNIE: Me! _______________________________ TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. _______________________________ TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. ' MILLIE: I is... TEACHER: No, Millie...... always say, 'I am.' MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet' _______________________________ TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand...... _______________________________ TEACHER: Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's.. Did you copy his? CLYDE : No sir, It's the same dog. (I want to adopt this kid!!!) ____________________________ TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? HAROLD: A teacher. Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Althena Posted May 5, 2017 Share Posted May 5, 2017 Lol, his mum is a good cook! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators kimi Posted May 5, 2017 Moderators Share Posted May 5, 2017 Hahahaha. Very intelligent answers I must say! Nice. Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VINA Posted May 6, 2017 Author Share Posted May 6, 2017 Lol. Had me cracking when I first saw it. Funny kids Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milaz Posted May 6, 2017 Share Posted May 6, 2017 Hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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