Modd Posted May 15, 2017 Share Posted May 15, 2017 A pastor who tried replicating the Biblical story of Jesus Christ walking on water has been eaten by crocodiles. The pastor, identified as Jonathan Mthethwa, of the Saint of the Last Days Church, tried the demonstration at a river known as Crocodile River. Mthethwa, from a local church in White River Mpumalanga died Saturday morning trying to demonstrate the biblical miracle to his congregants. According to The Herald Zimbabwe, he drowned into the Crocodile River and was seen by his church members getting eaten by *** crocodiles. Deacon Nkosi, a member of the church, told the newspaper, “The pastor taught us about faith on Sunday last week. “He promised he would demonstrate his faith to us today, but he unfortunately ended up drowning and getting eaten by *** large crocodiles in front of us. “We still don’t understand how this happened because he fasted and prayed the whole week.” Pastor Mthethwa was said to have walked into the water and when he was 30 meters inside the river, attempted to ascend above the water so he can start walking, but the *** crocodile appeared from nowhere and started feasting on him. Deacon Nkosi added, “They finished him in a couple of minutes. “All that was left of him when they finished eating him is a pair of sandals and his underwear floating above the water.” The country’s emergency agency, ER24 responded to the scene 30 minutes after, but upon arrival, there was not much they could do as the pastor was already dead. Source Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators kimi Posted May 16, 2017 Moderators Share Posted May 16, 2017 Hahahahahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators FlyJ Posted May 16, 2017 Administrators Share Posted May 16, 2017 Deacon Nkosi added, “They finished him in a couple of minutes. “All that was left of him when they finished eating him is a pair of sandals and his underwear floating above the water.” Hahahaha lol! Doesn't look like the faith and fasting worked. Wetin concern crocodile with fasting. Lol. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators kimi Posted May 16, 2017 Moderators Share Posted May 16, 2017 Hahahaha! I want to be frimends with that deacon. He will make it in the comedy business. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators kimi Posted May 16, 2017 Moderators Share Posted May 16, 2017 Hawken baby, if I go eat a big chunky piece of red meat in front of LION, will you come save me...? Some members have their doubts :( Prove your love to me my baby girl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scarlet Posted May 16, 2017 Share Posted May 16, 2017 This kind of Christians make Christianity seem like a joke.. That being said, I don't think God ask him to do that, hence he deserved what he got.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teewhy Posted May 16, 2017 Share Posted May 16, 2017 The pastor or whatever was a big joke. Even Peter sef had his doubts. Nonsense pastorpreneurs calling themselves pastor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawken Posted May 17, 2017 Share Posted May 17, 2017 *Hawken Was Not Here* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators kimi Posted May 17, 2017 Moderators Share Posted May 17, 2017 Hahahaha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Modd Posted May 18, 2017 Author Share Posted May 18, 2017 Hahahahahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suavity Posted May 26, 2017 Share Posted May 26, 2017 That was so unfortunate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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