Jenny1403 Posted June 5, 2017 Share Posted June 5, 2017 Aries: March 21st – April 19th Sext her. Before you meet up with her in person, send her messages to let her know exactly what you plan on doing to her body. Get her excited for what’s to come. Taurus: April 20th – May 20th Give her a massage. Either ask her to rest on her stomach so you can give her a proper back massage or surprise her by rubbing her feet while you’re on the couch together. Gemini: May 21st – June 20th Go down on her. Spread her legs and make her orgasm, so that she has incentive to make you orgasm. Cancer: June 21st – July 22nd Make her dinner. Place roses on the table. And pull out her chair. Show her that you’re able to be romantic, to sweep her off her feet. Leo: July 23rd – August 22nd Brush her hair behind her ear and kiss her on the neck. Or hug her from behind and kiss her on the shoulder blades. Try to be seductive and romantic at the same time. Virgo: August 23rd – September 22nd Send her shirtless photos. Sexy photos. Just don’t send any d**ck pics, because they’re not as attractive as you think they are. Libra: September 23rd – October 22nd Make out with her. Grind against her with your clothing still on. Wait a while before undressing each other. Scorpio: October 23rd – November 21st Talk dirty. Tell her how sexy she looks. Explain everything you want to do to her beautiful body. Sagittarius: November 22nd – December 21st Do a striptease for her. Give her a lap dance. Make her feel like she’s inside of a strip club. Capricorn: December 22nd – January 19th Cuddle. Get in bed with her and let her rest her head on your chest. Let her relax and de-stress. Aquarius: January 20th – February 18th Watch porn with her. Or try reading erotica. Do something together to get turned on as a team. Pisces: February 19th – March 20th Play an adult board game with her. Or at least a round of strip poker. Make foreplay fun. TC mark Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators kimi Posted June 5, 2017 Moderators Share Posted June 5, 2017 Hahaha... rather interesting piece of article. Lol I love the Cancer and Capricon. They seem like hopeless romantics... they will make such a wonderful pair in my opinion! Sweet! mwah mwah mwah :D 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jenny1403 Posted June 5, 2017 Author Share Posted June 5, 2017 Lol ..KIMI the matchmaker Match dem up baby! Hello Miss Leo - I wannnn Brush ur Hair & Kiss your Neck #ILoveMissLeo 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChazBee Posted June 5, 2017 Share Posted June 5, 2017 Proudly Cancer!!!! But what's with all these oyibo formulae? What happens to points like 'make her fried rice and fried dodo with fried fish or send her 'If' by Davido sometime lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators kimi Posted June 5, 2017 Moderators Share Posted June 5, 2017 Hahahaha. I agree jare ChazBee. Or sing Flavour's Ada Ada or Libarty's Ifeoma or Folake give me love o... :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jenny1403 Posted June 5, 2017 Author Share Posted June 5, 2017 Proudly Cancer!!!! But what's with all these oyibo formulae? What happens to points like 'make her fried rice and fried dodo with fried fish or send her 'If' by Davido sometime lol LMAO Fried rice and fried Dodo would go a long way "If" by davido...."ukwu" by flavour.... Al makes sense. but u see...those oyinbo formulae dem would still com in handy We still appreciate romance biko Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teewhy Posted June 5, 2017 Share Posted June 5, 2017 Give me that "cancer girl." I'm proudly LIbra tho.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators FlyJ Posted June 6, 2017 Administrators Share Posted June 6, 2017 Haha Gemini tough o. Cancer and Leo pretty cool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suavity Posted June 18, 2017 Share Posted June 18, 2017 Aquarius though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Txunamy Posted December 4, 2017 Share Posted December 4, 2017 So apt on the cancer bit. #teamcancer# 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Damiee Posted December 4, 2017 Share Posted December 4, 2017 It's weird how accurate this is lol. #teamcapricon 😊 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tender Posted April 10, 2018 Share Posted April 10, 2018 This shit is so true though. Dang! Like i am choosy with who gives me head cause that is like a ticket to getting my heart. I'll be attached like UHU! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Txunamy Posted April 10, 2018 Share Posted April 10, 2018 On 12/4/2017 at 8:51 PM, Damiee said: It's weird how accurate this is lol. #teamcapricon 😊 Well, what do you know? Cancer and Capricorn would make a good match.. Even our in-house Arch has sanctioned it.. ☺ Hahahaha! I'm just kidding.. No I wasn't kidding.. Maybe I was. Maybe I wasn't Maybe I was Maybe I wasn't Maybe I was Maybe I wasn't Maybe.. Maybe.. Maybe.. Don't mind me.. 😁 Cancer and Capricon is a good match.. Funny thing is, I have only dated cancer, Capricorn, and Leo.. And it has been heaven all the way.. But I have veered off for one or two.. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators kimi Posted April 10, 2018 Moderators Share Posted April 10, 2018 5 hours ago, Ivyy said: Well, what do you know? Cancer and Capricorn would make a good match.. Even our in-house Arch has sanctioned it.. ☺ Hahahaha! I'm just kidding.. No I wasn't kidding.. Maybe I was. Maybe I wasn't Maybe I was Maybe I wasn't Maybe I was Maybe I wasn't Maybe.. Maybe.. Maybe.. Don't mind me.. 😁 Cancer and Capricon is a good match.. Funny thing is, I have only dated cancer, Capricorn, and Leo.. And it has been heaven all the way.. But I have veered off for one or two.. Hahahahaha. Make up your mind already. Lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Txunamy Posted April 10, 2018 Share Posted April 10, 2018 1 hour ago, kimi said: Hahahahaha. Make up your mind already. Lol. 😁 😁 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Damiee Posted April 10, 2018 Share Posted April 10, 2018 7 hours ago, Ivyy said: Well, what do you know? Cancer and Capricorn would make a good match.. Even our in-house Arch has sanctioned it.. ☺ Hahahaha! I'm just kidding.. No I wasn't kidding.. Maybe I was. Maybe I wasn't Maybe I was Maybe I wasn't Maybe I was Maybe I wasn't Maybe.. Maybe.. Maybe.. Don't mind me.. 😁 Cancer and Capricon is a good match.. Funny thing is, I have only dated cancer, Capricorn, and Leo.. And it has been heaven all the way.. But I have veered off for one or two.. Lol you are both right. Cancer and Capricorn will make a good match. Perhaps, Capricorn and Leo as well. Dated a Leo once, it was great 😁 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators kimi Posted April 10, 2018 Moderators Share Posted April 10, 2018 9 minutes ago, Damiee said: Lol you are both right. Cancer and Capricorn will make a good match. Perhaps, Capricorn and Leo as well. Dated a Leo once, it was great 😁 Looool. All these great relationships though and why they come to an end 🙄☻ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Damiee Posted April 10, 2018 Share Posted April 10, 2018 20 minutes ago, kimi said: Looool. All these great relationships though and why they come to an end 🙄☻ Lol that’s what happens when you don’t want the same things. Of course, doesn’t change the fact that the ex is a great person 😁 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators kimi Posted April 10, 2018 Moderators Share Posted April 10, 2018 2 hours ago, Damiee said: Lol that’s what happens when you don’t want the same things. Of course, doesn’t change the fact that the ex is a great person 😁 Awwwwh... said like a true angel. Naija amgel sha. Couldn't find your complexion for the smiley. sowy🙄 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Txunamy Posted April 10, 2018 Share Posted April 10, 2018 3 hours ago, Damiee said: Lol you are both right. Cancer and Capricorn will make a good match. Perhaps, Capricorn and Leo as well. Dated a Leo once, it was great 😁 Leo is a 'like mind' Works great too..☺ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Txunamy Posted April 10, 2018 Share Posted April 10, 2018 3 hours ago, Damiee said: Lol that’s what happens when you don’t want the same things. Of course, doesn’t change the fact that the ex is a great person 😁 Well said.. ☺ I'm all for picking the good times, and leaving the bad no matter how things play out.. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Damiee Posted April 11, 2018 Share Posted April 11, 2018 18 hours ago, kimi said: Awwwwh... said like a true angel. Naija amgel sha. Couldn't find your complexion for the smiley. sowy🙄 Lol check again, it’s there 👀 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Damiee Posted April 11, 2018 Share Posted April 11, 2018 17 hours ago, Ivyy said: Leo is a 'like mind' Works great too..☺ I don’t know why I read the bolded text as “wild card”. I must be really tired lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Txunamy Posted April 11, 2018 Share Posted April 11, 2018 32 minutes ago, Damiee said: I don’t know why I read the bolded text as “wild card”. I must be really tired lol. Haha haha! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michelle Posted May 1, 2020 Share Posted May 1, 2020 On 6/5/2017 at 7:41 AM, Jenny1403 said: Cancer: June 21st – July 22nd Make her dinner. Place roses on the table. And pull out her chair. Show her that you’re able to be romantic, to sweep her off her feet. ✔️ 😃 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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