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So Last nite i got caught up in an episode of "Mens Corner" on ELtv ,

and the topic was GUILTY PLEASURES. It was both crazy, Fun and Wierd.

Peepol Got to talk about the different levels of guilty pleasures and...

Ofcourse there were the Bad, The Dirty, The Wierd and of course The Bonkas.

 

Indeed, There are wierd peepol here on this planet - Earth.

So i thought to bring this home to NL...Annnd, if u dont mind,

You could share your Feats with Guilty Pleasures Here with the Ladies.

 

***GUILTY PLEASURES refer to those things you do that gives you PLEASURE,

but you are not exactly PROUD OF THEM.

 

Mine would be -

 

-I love reading Erotics **I actually prefer reading to watching**

-I Love to Touch My self a lot **Its called Masturbation in English**

-I Smoke **Av struggled with this one for a while, Bet God Dey**

 

You care to share Yours??

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Pipu share your stories o... don't be shy :angry:

 

Mine:

Rubbing powder on yellow and black bottoms is my fetish

I enjoy masturbating with lemons after rubbing fingers in ata rodo

I secretly enjoy rubbing her face with palmoil and Oporoko

I don't mind being breastfed by her grandma :(

 

Thasall

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Pipu share your stories o... don't be shy :angry:/>

 

Mine:

Rubbing powder on yellow and black bottoms is my fetish

I enjoy masturbating with lemons after rubbing fingers in ata rodo

I secretly enjoy rubbing her face with palmoil and Oporoko

I don't mind being breastfed by her grandma :(/>

 

Thasall

Jesu Kristi!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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This is my story, please don't use it against me. My girlfriend left for U.S and found another gf who made her forget me totally. She stopped picking my calls. It was so painful but I have to move on with my life. After going out with some unstable girls; My family want me to bring a man home because they want me to get married and to see my babies. Hell! I don't want men at all in my life because I never had a dime feeling for men. But I have to abide by rules of my parents and dance to the tune of the society I found my self. I found a man, we got married but I was so lucky that he doesn't like sex, his d**ck is so small, his erection is weak and I will have to play with it so much before it gets hard. He only want sex for the purpose of impregnating me and have a child. As a result of this, I was so happy so I go back to my old dildo and vibrator. It's a really happy marriage life. My husband may not touch me for two months but I was so happy with that. He always hides his phone but I did not feel anything bad with that since am happy with him and he cares of me a lot. But on one faithful night, he was fast asleep, I found his phone on his bed playing video, I picked up the phone then I scanned through his BBM chats and messages then I found a conversation of him with his boyfriend. Yes! His boyfriend a guy/gay. They chat about how sweet my husband's ass was when he f***ked him, about how he lubricated his ass, about how thy sucked their dicks and testicles. In their conversation; my husband told him he can't wait to be f***ked again because his bf d**ck fits well in his as****h**le. I cried that night. I screenshot their chats and sent it to my phone through bbm, but I was so smart and I cleared my chats and the sent screenshots. Since then, I started disturbing him and ask for sex every night, not for pleasure because I don't really want sex from him but to upset him because I knew who he really was. I've never sucked his d**ck before because I hate dicks, I started sucking his d**ck so I can access his as****h**le and confirm something. Hell, this is my first time of tasting a d**ck, it's so disgusting and not as sweet and yummy as p**sy, I spit and brush my mouth because I hate it. I managed to touch his as****h**le then I found out that it's open than normal shit as****h**le. I was so upset one night and I attacked him, I called him a gay, he was so upset too. He told me I called him a gay because he doesn't sex me as I want. But I told him I knew everything about him but I was just portending. He denied it but I showed him the screenshots of his chats with his boyfriend. He was shocked and surprised. He left home immediately but I don't know where he went to that night. I cried for real that night because I think he was going to commit suicide. The following morning I called his colleagues at work but they confirmed he's at work. I went to where he works, I saw him and I beg him to come home. I promised him I will never reveal the secret to anyone. He came home late in the night, crying and begging me to keep the secret, I cried with him and promised him I will never tell anyone. Since then, he always want to have sex with me, but I told him not to force himself, I told him to only have sex when he feels like, I told him to use his tongue and fingers on me so I will not be bordering him if he don't want to use his small d**ck. We continue our lives and I found out that he still see his boyfriend, I don't know if they still have sex or not but I got so upset with him, I told him I will tell the family about it but he beg me not to do that, we both cried that night. But I felt so bad that it's his sexual preference but am depriving him from what is making himself happy and yet I don't want him to be f***ked by the guy because the guy has f***ked manhood out of him. But I think I can f***k him better than the guy. I searched for wearable dildo online, but most of the stores I found are not Nigerian stores but I was so lucky to found a dildo seller online, her place is at Surulere, Lagos. I went there and bought a wearable dildo ( it has straps which I can belt on my waist and lap so it will stand out like a rocky d**ck). The dildo seller even toasted me and have my number. I will come back to the dildo seller later. Now at home, in the night , my husband was in bed. I put on his Jeans trousers and T-shirt, I woke him up, he looks so surprise, he asked me " Ayo, what is this for" told him " I can give you what that stupid guy boasts of" , He said I should stop it. I naked my self, to his greatest surprise he saw my new wearable dildo, dangling like a real d**ck. He said "Ayo where did you get this from and what do you want to do with it" I said " To f***k you or tell my family and your family you've been ass-f***ked and you're a gay and the general public will hear this" He said " Ayo, I know you can't do that to me". Then, I replied " I will not tell our family if you let me f***k your ass" As he try to talk I claimed the bed and started romancing him, he refuses me but I was so strong that night and so Tomboyish, I dragged with him but his body moved, still he don't want to do it but I forced him. As I inserted my dildo into his as****h**le he screams and moans. later he stops screaming and moans really like a girl, I f***ked his as****h**le, he enjoyed it so much. He told me to wet his as****h**le with my spit so it will be lubricative, I did and insert my dildo into his ass again. This was how our union became so tight and strong. Every time I f***k him, my p**sy get so wet but he only lick it and I love the tongue than his d**ck. We do this almost every night. Yet, I still look for girls because I was not feeling the sensations as I felt it from a gf. I hooked up with the dildo seller, we had sex in her house for the first time, she loved me so much and I loved her too. She started coming to my house, we f***ked in my house too. On one bad and grievous afternoon, my husband caught me and Ngozi ( the dildo seller). My husband did not touch me or Ngozi. He did not eat at home or talk to me for a week. I beg him and he forgive me. But after a month I found out that his d**ck is stronger and erecting, he f***k me and his d**ck is rally hurting. I always have inner tears and cuts every time we have sex. I hate him now because he sex regularly and uses herbs to sex. I hate him more and don't love me anymore. But he still want me to f***k his as****h**le with my wearable dildo.

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Wow! This is superstory, a life of …

 

Permit me to ask - why did you threaten to report your husband to his family knowing that you also like women? Am I missing something here? Most gay women would rather be with gay men, but hey what do I know!

 

I have a lot of questions to ask tbh.

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So Last nite i got caught up in an episode of "Mens Corner" on ELtv ,

and the topic was GUILTY PLEASURES. It was both crazy, Fun and Wierd.

Peepol Got to talk about the different levels of guilty pleasures and...

Ofcourse there were the Bad, The Dirty, The Wierd and of course The Bonkas.

 

Indeed, There are wierd peepol here on this planet - Earth.

So i thought to bring this home to NL...Annnd, if u dont mind,

You could share your Feats with Guilty Pleasures Here with the Ladies.

 

***GUILTY PLEASURES refer to those things you do that gives you PLEASURE,

but you are not exactly PROUD OF THEM.

 

Mine would be -

 

-I love reading Erotics **I actually prefer reading to watching**

-I Love to Touch My self a lot **Its called Masturbation in English**

-I Smoke **Av struggled with this one for a while, Bet God Dey**

 

You care to share Yours??

 

Are adults even allowed to play Mummy/ baby in the bedroom? No, no diapers involved.

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Hahahahaha... na wa o. Na real wa. I honestly don't know what to make of this TboyAy's story. I made all sorts of faces involving my eyebrows and my mouth. Haaa. It is well

 

It was very long read. I don't know mehn... it is well with you and husby.

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That's good Vina, I love it when girls doubt my preference, that's how it supposed to be. That's me for you. A core Tomboy, a bold stud. Well, Vina, tell admin to call me, they have my number. I know they're very good at their work.

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That story though, it's fifty shades of as****h**le f***king. Jeeeezzzz. You threatened to report your husband when you f***k girls too? haba madam, fear God ooo. The story is somehow to me, but who knows, things gay married people face.

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I do not believe this story one bit, it sounds like it was pulled from all those adult websites.

First, you liked girls then you were forced to marry a man and then you found out he's gay, instead of taking advantage of that to tell him you like women too, you cried and hated his boyfriend and deprived him of who he really is?

Then you bought a strap-on to further torture him knowing fully well that no matter how much he enjoys the sex he will still have a hunger in him that you cannot satisfy no matter how many strap-ons you buy because the truth is, he does not like men because they have d**ck but because he can't help it.

Then you went back to the same person from whom you bought your weapon of deprivation to get the same satisfaction you deprived him of even into your matrimonial home?

Wow, truth is, you are not a nice person as long as am concerned and women like you make me wish there's a cure for my sexuality because honestly your make sexual preferences look like mental distortion.

I apologise for my strong tone but I will be so disturbed if someone did what you are doing to that man to me. Why would you even threaten to oust him to his family? How would you feel if he did same to you now that he knows you like women? Am so pissed noe

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I agree @ this is some superstory mehn... Valid point you raised about the strength of character and state of the heart @ Chazbee. Makes me wonder... is this a potential somebody who is quick to out another under the slightest provocation?

 

To be honest, this does raise a lot of questions/concerns as to the quality of person she is. She must come with a caveat emptor!

 

Jenny, wehdone ma... lol. This your thread is one of a kind.

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One thing I learnt in detecting lie is that liars tend to "re-live" the lie. So they use present tense to describe the scenario because they are creating it at that moment cause it never happened in the past. Just saying...(sipping my agbo). Now let me go back to reading the rest of the story... The first lines intrigued the Sherlock Holmes in me.

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Right. I couldn't even read through that. Too many loop holes. Something isn't right... You say you are a "core tomboy. Bold stud" and you cried when you found out that your supposed husband is gay. Yes, you can be gender non-conforming and be a bisexual, but this story doesn't quite fit. You felt "strong and tomboyish" that night and forcefully had sex with him... Is it his jean trousers and t-shirt that made you feel tomboyish...? lolz. Somebody is handing out candy at an adult party here. This person is violating this space...

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Right. I couldn't even read through that. Too many loop holes. Something isn't right... You say you are a "core tomboy. Bold stud" and you cried when you found out that your supposed husband is gay. Yes, you can be gender non-conforming and be a bisexual, but this story doesn't quite fit. You felt "strong and tomboyish" that night and forcefully had sex with him... Is it his jean trousers and t-shirt that made you feel tomboyish...? lolz. Somebody is handing out candy at an adult party here. This person is violating this space...

Maybe some kinky, freaky, dressup, role playing kinda urge there.

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I don't want you guys to believe my story. That's me and that's what happened. Am not a bad person for threatening him because I don't really mean it. Use plagiarism to check if I copied the story online. Well, I have nothing to prove.

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I don't want you guys to believe my story. That's me and that's what happened. Am not a bad person for threatening him because I don't really mean it. Use plagiarism to check if I copied the story online. Well, I have nothing to prove.

Off course you're not "bad" person. it's glaringly obvious.You're just everything wrong with the community.

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Wow this is shocking,got goose pimples reading this. U and ur hubby are definitely a suprising pair. Ur primary intention for getting married to this guy,was to mk babies, but on d contrary,ur sex Life wit him is in jeopardy. I believe ur story and i dnt doubt it at all

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Off course you're not "bad" person. it's glaringly obvious.You're just everything wrong with the community.

Haha this cracked me up

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If this story is true then Ay is just a homophobic lesbian. Nothing special there. Internalized homophobia is quite prevalent in our community.

 

The writing hurt my eyes though.

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Kikiki...the matter pass me. Nothing concern me sha. Anything that rocks your boat.

 

-I love reading Erotics **I actually prefer reading to watching**

Jenny this your number 1 guilty pleasure is spot on for me. I love Erotica and can hardly stand 20 seconds of porn vids. I'd holla at you for Erotica sites.

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