Majesty Posted August 11, 2017 Share Posted August 11, 2017 1)Just because a mosquito bit you,all u can do is kill.....do you ever think if it's an orphan mosquito??....or a motherless baby mosquito that desperately needs to feed or a poor mosquito who has been ignored by the rich land of mosquitoes. ....what if d mosquito just caught its wife with its best friend and needed to get drunk.....do u think of that??.....no..no...no your blood is more important. ..you only think of yourself *in patience j voice *...wicked people...continue,God will see us...😂😂😂😂 2)Girls with hairy armpit nd shaved eyebrows. ..what exactly is your plan?...Shifting cultivation? ,mono cropping or Bush following?. ***)#Troublemaking is when you are in a canoe in d middle of a river and you start singing "mami water power powerless power "... U wan use ur life play nairabet abi...well done😃😃 4)That awkward moment when u r laughing so hard with ur crush and. ...then a HEAVY CATARRH jumps out of ur nose😂😂😂. ..Oh Father Lord take my soul😂😂😂😂 . 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators kimi Posted August 11, 2017 Moderators Share Posted August 11, 2017 Hahahahahaha! Hilarious. I particularly found #2 #*** #4 crazy funny! Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators FlyJ Posted August 12, 2017 Administrators Share Posted August 12, 2017 Hahaha @ u wan use your life play nairabet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suavity Posted August 12, 2017 Share Posted August 12, 2017 So funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators kimi Posted October 6, 2017 Moderators Share Posted October 6, 2017 I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me today, and we all could probably use more calm in our lives.Some doctor on television this morning said that the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started.So I looked around my house to see things I'd started and hadn't finished and, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Baileys,a butle of wum, a pockage of Prunglies, tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valum scriptins, the res of the Chesescke an a box a choclets.Yu haf no idr how bludy guod I feel rite now.Plaese sned dhis orn to dem yu fee ar in ned ov iennr paece #stolen Tip: the spelling started to go off (from bodle of Baileys) when the effect of the drinks began to kick-in 😁 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators FlyJ Posted October 7, 2017 Administrators Share Posted October 7, 2017 Hahahaha @ #3. LMAO @ "mami water power powerless power " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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