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Majesty    9
Majesty

1)Just because a mosquito bit you,all u can do is kill.....do you ever think if it's an orphan mosquito??....or a motherless baby mosquito that desperately needs to feed or a poor mosquito who has been ignored by the rich land of mosquitoes. ....what if d mosquito just caught its wife with its best friend and needed to get drunk.....do u think of that??.....no..no...no your blood is more important. ..you only think of yourself 

*in patience j voice *...wicked people...continue,God will see us...😂😂😂😂

2)Girls with hairy armpit nd shaved eyebrows. ..what exactly is your plan?...Shifting cultivation? ,mono cropping  or Bush following?.

***)#Troublemaking is when you are in a canoe in d middle of a river and you start singing "mami water power powerless power "...

U wan use ur life play nairabet abi...well done😃😃

4)That awkward moment when u r laughing so hard with ur crush and. ...then a HEAVY CATARRH jumps out of ur nose😂😂😂. ..Oh Father Lord take my soul😂😂😂😂 .

 

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kimi    119
kimi

Hahahahahaha! Hilarious. I particularly found #2 #*** #4 crazy funny! Lol

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FlyJ    138
FlyJ

Hahaha @ u wan use your life play nairabet

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Suavity    41
Suavity

So funny:597f83a445cb9_tw_joy1:

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