Administrators FlyJ Posted November 10, 2017 Administrators Share Posted November 10, 2017 Everyone is dying to know this one very important question: Why are lesbians so perfect? We treat women how they deserve to be treated, many of us are vegetarians because we wouldn’t dare hurt another living thing, and the great majority of us worship, adore, and obsess over dogs. Okay, it’s settled! We are perfect! Put your hands up for lesbians! Okay, now that we know why lesbians rule the world, let’s discuss why we love dogs. As a dog obsessed lesbian myself I’ll prove just why us lady lovers like fur babies more than most, and no, I’m not talking about a vagina (although that’s a great name for a vag). Lesbians Are Extremely Empathetic We’ve had it hard. We’ve had to battle our confusing sexuality. We’ve been told our relationships aren’t as valuable as heterosexual relationships, and some of us have even been rejected by our families. We’ve all felt lost. We understand hardships. That’s why many of us can’t stand the thought of a lonely dog, scarred and scared in an animal shelter. Ever heard of Ellen DeGeneres? Yeah, she gets it. We Love Cuddling Show me a lesbian who doesn’t love cuddling and I’ll show you a liar! Honestly, I personally love cuddling more than anything. I love cuddling more than sex. Okay, that’s not necessarily true – but some days it sure feels that way. Dogs are the best species because they will cuddle all. damn. day. Kisses and cuddles: the way to a lesbian’s heart. (That might be the future name of my memoir). Dogs Give Unconditional Love Sometimes having to prove oneself is hard. We have to prove our love, our success and our sexuality. It’s a lot. Dogs don’t give a sh*t about any of that. A dog will always welcome you home whether or not you’re gayer than a softball coach dancing at an Indigo Girls concert. Come home with a femme, a dyke or a dude and your dog will never judge you. Well, maybe about the dude – but probably not. Dogs Bring Us Joy Whether you’re a gay man or a woman, being queer can be tough. We all have days when being different isn’t always fun. It can hurt deep and it can bring us down. Dogs lift us way up! They make us feel special, bring us companionship and most importantly, make us smile. Dogs bring light and love into any household and we love them for it. Kids Are A Lot Why bring kids into the picture if your relationship is already flawless? I can’t speak for everyone but my relationship feels great without children. That feeling may change in the next five or ten years but for now, I feel fine without the stress of a child. Also, what if I give birth to a straight, white male? That’s terrifying! All jokes aside, kids are great but dogs are generally better. A dog will never be embarrassed or ashamed of having lesbian moms either. Dogs most likely understand the great privilege of being raised by powerful lesbian moms. Although I don’t know any child embarrassed of his/her lesbian moms, it could happen and that deeply scares me. Although all types of humans worship dogs, nobody knows the bond between a lesbian and her dog. Don’t believe me? Come over to my house and see for yourself. Source 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VINA Posted November 10, 2017 Share Posted November 10, 2017 Awww. Lol. And I love dogs a great deal but I want children too. So let me be Oliver twist once more and want dogs and kids too. But seriously, many lesbian couples have dogs. It's cute Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators kimi Posted November 10, 2017 Moderators Share Posted November 10, 2017 I love dogs... would love to have one added to my future family if she agrees to it. Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VINA Posted November 10, 2017 Share Posted November 10, 2017 1 minute ago, kimi said: I love dogs... would love to have one added to my future family if she agrees to it. Lol If it's the same SHE we know then be ready For More than one. You have no problem there... Hehehehe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators kimi Posted November 10, 2017 Moderators Share Posted November 10, 2017 2 minutes ago, vina said: If it's the same SHE we know then be ready For More than one. You have no problem there... Hehehehe Hahahahaha. I know right. Things we love about H Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teewhy Posted November 10, 2017 Share Posted November 10, 2017 Me oo, I don't like dogs at all ooo. Infact, I shiver and sweat when I see one, no matter how cute the dog can be, I will still run, #CoversFace. Lemme just kuku have my kids with my wife jeje. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VINA Posted November 10, 2017 Share Posted November 10, 2017 21 minutes ago, Teewhy said: Me oo, I don't like dogs at all ooo. Infact, I shiver and sweat when I see one, no matter how cute the dog can be, I will still run, #CoversFace. Lemme just kuku have my kids with my wife jeje. Come Teewhy, you Have not Brought your bae To the council Of elders For vetting. Is that how you use to do? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawken Posted November 11, 2017 Share Posted November 11, 2017 I Love Dogs!!! Like 70% of my gallery are pictures of dogs, 20% bae, 9% memes, 1% me. I've had 5 so far and can't wait to be stable so I can have more. *clear throats* and its not just dogs we'll have oo. We will have bunnies, guinea pigs, 2 monkeys, a cat and 2 horses 😁😔 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators kimi Posted November 11, 2017 Moderators Share Posted November 11, 2017 1 hour ago, Hawken said: I Love Dogs!!! Like 70% of my gallery are pictures of dogs, 20% bae, 9% memes, 1% me. I've had 5 so far and can't wait to be stable so I can have more. *clear throats* and its not just dogs we'll have oo. We will have bunnies, guinea pigs, 2 monkeys, a cat and 2 horses 😁😔 Hahahahaha. We will have our very own zoo. Love it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teewhy Posted November 11, 2017 Share Posted November 11, 2017 8 hours ago, vina said: Come Teewhy, you Have not Brought your bae To the council Of elders For vetting. Is that how you use to do? Ha! Madam, no vex. Lemme get Bae's consent about the vetting. Sebi there's gonna be lots of entertainment during this vetting? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teewhy Posted November 11, 2017 Share Posted November 11, 2017 2 hours ago, kimi said: Hahahahaha. We will have our very own zoo. Love it Haha, we will all come for tourism at your zoo niyen. Das nice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Txunamy Posted November 11, 2017 Share Posted November 11, 2017 I love cuddling, but I don't like dogs. They scare me..dogs and cat. I hate their smell, I hate everything about them. Doesn't make me any less empathetic.i don't just like them. I can't marry or date someone that likes having dogs around.it won't just work.i don't even visit people that have dogs, except it's caged. I want a house full of kids, no pets. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Txunamy Posted November 11, 2017 Share Posted November 11, 2017 13 hours ago, Teewhy said: Me oo, I don't like dogs at all ooo. Infact, I shiver and sweat when I see one, no matter how cute the dog can be, I will still run, #CoversFace. Lemme just kuku have my kids with my wife jeje. Yay!! Dear future wifey, plz be like Teewhy. Like me, she doesn't like dogs, see? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Txunamy Posted November 11, 2017 Share Posted November 11, 2017 6 hours ago, kimi said: Hahahahaha. We will have our very own zoo. Love it I would come watch your pets at the zoo, I'd stand at a distance and throw bananas to your monkeys, carrot to the bunnies, and sugar and hay? To your horses. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suavity Posted November 11, 2017 Share Posted November 11, 2017 Just seeing a cute puppy gives me goosebumps and makes me wanna cry....... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators kimi Posted November 11, 2017 Moderators Share Posted November 11, 2017 5 hours ago, Ivyy said: I would come watch your pets at the zoo, I'd stand at a distance and throw bananas to your monkeys, carrot to the bunnies, and sugar and hay? To your horses. Hahahaha Yay. I see us becoming family friends already 🤗 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Txunamy Posted November 11, 2017 Share Posted November 11, 2017 59 minutes ago, kimi said: Hahahaha Yay. I see us becoming family friends already 🤗 Lol.. That would be grand. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators FlyJ Posted November 11, 2017 Author Administrators Share Posted November 11, 2017 More like this for me 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators kimi Posted November 11, 2017 Moderators Share Posted November 11, 2017 21 minutes ago, FlyJ said: More like this for me Awwwwwh.... the cutest! So so adorable❤😙 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suavity Posted November 11, 2017 Share Posted November 11, 2017 1 hour ago, FlyJ said: More like this for me what a cutie.............. But that's a wild cat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Txunamy Posted November 11, 2017 Share Posted November 11, 2017 Yepa!!!!!!!! @kimi, @Suavity, @FlyJ, y'll find a baby tiger cute? That's the distance between me and una three. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators kimi Posted November 11, 2017 Moderators Share Posted November 11, 2017 Hahahahahahà. *draws close to her; gives her a hug and not letting go* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators FlyJ Posted November 11, 2017 Author Administrators Share Posted November 11, 2017 1 hour ago, Ivyy said: Yepa!!!!!!!! @kimi, @Suavity, @FlyJ, y'll find a baby tiger cute? That's the distance between me and una three. Lol. Wild cats are so cute. Lol. We should get you one on your birthday 😂😂. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MENA Posted November 11, 2017 Share Posted November 11, 2017 20 hours ago, Hawken said: I Love Dogs!!! Like 70% of my gallery are pictures of dogs, 20% bae, 9% memes, 1% me. I've had 5 so far and can't wait to be stable so I can have more. *clear throats* and its not just dogs we'll have oo. We will have bunnies, guinea pigs, 2 monkeys, a cat and 2 horses 😁😔 @Hawken Haba! why don't you kuku just get a whole Zoo after all bae is up to the task to feed them. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators FlyJ Posted November 11, 2017 Author Administrators Share Posted November 11, 2017 Haha @MENA 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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