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Na wa o...

Na wa o....

Na wa o.....

My people. Come hear wetin dey shele for this place o...

There is God o.... There is God o... There is God oooo.....

I go begin my tory for 9pm 

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9 minutes ago, Ivyy said:

Fa fa fa.. Fawu. 

Notin de happin.*in my Ghanaian accent*

:597f83a445cb9_tw_joy1:

 Hahahahaha  what's strong with you now.. bet why :597f8385cda73_tw_glasses1:

My people there is real gist jor... stay tuned :597f824b9bcf2_tw_blush1::597f82853fcf9_tw_flushed1:

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Sighs heavily...

My people, fellow sisters. I'm not sure where to start from but I shall start from the first and very beginning.

Ladies Ladies Ladies....

One of our admins is pregnant and expecting twins o.... she says her husband did the do when they were in Obodo oyinbo.

Na wa o

Na wa o

Na wa o...

God save us all

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2 minutes ago, kimi said:

Sighs heavily...

My people, fellow sisters. I'm not sure where to start from but I shall start from the first and very beginning.

Ladies Ladies Ladies....

One of our admins is pregnant and expecting twins o.... she says her husband did the do when they were in Obodo oyinbo.

Na wa o

Na wa o

Na wa o...

God save us all

😂😂😂😂. Why did you use that "God save us all"?

Hmmm... Which of our admins oooo? Lol

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2 minutes ago, RayBlac said:

😂😂😂😂. Why did you use that "God save us all"?

Hmmm... Which of our admins oooo? Lol

My dear Rachel... God save us o...

God save us o...

God save us o....

I never expected it.

She is one of us

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Congratulations to her! 

Oh I love twin babies.. 

I know I am having twins or triplets..maybe Quadruplets sef. When the time comes.. 😂 

Admin, You will birth your twins safely in Jesus name, Amen.

So this is the news kimi? Smh.. 😁 

If I didn't know better..

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Lol. The way you say it makes it hard for me to tell if you're being serious or not.

But, erm... If this is actually true, isn't it a good thing?

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10 minutes ago, kimi said:

My dear Rachel... God save us o...

God save us o...

God save us o....

I never expected it.

She is one of us

Lmao the "God save us" makes it hilarious. Okay, so which admin? Want us to guess? 

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17 minutes ago, Ivyy said:

Congratulations to her! 

Oh I love twin babies.. 

I know I am having twins or triplets..maybe Quadruplets sef. When the time comes.. 😂 

Admin, You will birth your twins safely in Jesus name, Amen.

So this is the news kimi? Smh.. 😁 

If I didn't know better..

Haa. There is more blessed sister...

There is more *sighs*

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17 minutes ago, RayBlac said:

Lol. The way you say it makes it hard for me to tell if you're being serious or not.

But, erm... If this is actually true, isn't it a good thing?

A good thing? For our very own Admin who is chief lesbian to have manhusband and be leading us falsely? Mba! Mba I say! 

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18 minutes ago, Damiee said:

Lmao the "God save us" makes it hilarious. Okay, so which admin? Want us to guess? 

*sighs* in the fullness of time, the baby will come here, open an account and type a b c...

By that we shall all know. The baby's userID shall end with mummy's name.

Just be on the lookout... dazall.

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GIST #2

SOME MEMBERS HERE SHARE THE SAME PANT!!!!

Master Save us all o...!!!! Master please I beg you, save us now!!!! Please....😢😢

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5 minutes ago, kimi said:

A good thing? For our very own Admin who is chief lesbian to have manhusband and be leading us falsely? Mba! Mba I say! 

Lol. Now you sound like the council of elders on africa magic epic.

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5 minutes ago, kimi said:

GIST #2

SOME MEMBERS HERE SHARE THE SAME PANT!!!!

Master Save us all o...!!!! Master please I beg you, save us now!!!! Please....😢😢

Ha! Kimi ooo😂😂😂

Lord save us!

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12 minutes ago, kimi said:

*sighs* in the fullness of time, the baby will come here, open an account and type a b c...

By that we shall all know. The baby's userID shall end with mummy's name.

Just be on the lookout... dazall.

😂😂😂😂😂

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GIST #3

Some people here with vowels in their usernames are not who they claim to be.

They are spies. Spies who lurk around for you to make your 1000th post and then chicnap you to a place where you will be forced to masturbate on a diet of eba and salt.

Look at our beloved Vina for instance. After announcing her 1000th post..... I dare say no more!

WHAT IS THIS WORLD OF OURS TURNING INTO!!! :597f82538c2cb_tw_confounded1:

Oh Vinnnaaaaaaa

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18 minutes ago, kimi said:

GIST #3

Some people here with vowels in their usernames are not who they claim to be.

They are spies. Spies who lurk around for you to make your 1000th post and then chicnap you to a place where you will be forced to masturbate on a diet of eba and salt.

Look at our beloved Vina for instance. After announcing her 1000th post..... I dare say no more!

WHAT IS THIS WORLD OF OURS TURNING INTO!!! :597f82538c2cb_tw_confounded1:

Oh Vinnnaaaaaaa

Lmaoooo you are hilarious. Glad I don't have to worry about this anytime soon :597f824b9bcf2_tw_blush1:

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45 minutes ago, kimi said:

Haa. There is more blessed sister...

There is more *sighs*

I can see(read)the "more" you have. 

Keep 'em coming.. 

I just feel for people like Rachel and Dami who in their innocence, thought you really had news.. 

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2 minutes ago, Ivyy said:

I can see(read)the "more" you have. 

Keep 'em coming.. 

I just feel for people like Rachel and Dami who in their innocence, thought you really had news.. 

:597f839311844_tw_grin1:

Hahahaahahaha. Why are you like this?

My people.... 

THE End... :597f824b9bcf2_tw_blush1:

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