chishlom Posted September 24, 2013 Share Posted September 24, 2013 never judge a book by its cover:never judge a girl by her look I'm still in shock... she looked very cute classy and. mature,I tot I was with someone sensible given the huge age difference.. well I was sooo wrong.. .we made out once. and two weeks later she sends this message "luchi I missed my period...I'm pregnant..wat are we gonna do about it? WE? I call her up to clarify things..and perhaps console her or make a recommendation of postinor. that was when it became clear,she actually said I was responsible. I simply asked her one question WHO WAS UR BIOLOGY TEACHER IN SEC.SCH? never knew we still got dumb people on earth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators moresko Posted September 24, 2013 Moderators Share Posted September 24, 2013 Lol, my friend's ex (crazy girl) told her that she got pregnant for them because she wanted to be a family. My friend was shocked, I thought it was funny as shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chocolat Posted September 24, 2013 Share Posted September 24, 2013 Women and their drama.... OMG I feel bad for the girl..... Did she forget to use protection???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators moresko Posted September 24, 2013 Moderators Share Posted September 24, 2013 Women and their drama.... OMG I feel bad for the girl..... Did she forget to use protection???? Lol, I have seen/ heard of it many times. Girls that mess with guys then tell their partners; they did it for them without first discussing it with them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chishlom Posted September 24, 2013 Author Share Posted September 24, 2013 haha.the bitch was serious...I'm going to be a dad* should I say mum ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators moresko Posted September 24, 2013 Moderators Share Posted September 24, 2013 haha.the bitch was serious...I'm going to be a dad* should I say mum ? Lol, congrats.. When is the baby shower? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators FlyJ Posted September 24, 2013 Administrators Share Posted September 24, 2013 WHO WAS UR BIOLOGY TEACHER IN SEC.SCH? This got me cracking up...the question should be which Primary school did she go to...lol... Btw congrats though.... :D/> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Incredible Posted September 25, 2013 Share Posted September 25, 2013 never judge a book by its cover:never judge a girl by her look I'm still in shock... she looked very cute classy and. mature,I tot I was with someone sensible given the huge age difference.. well I was sooo wrong.. .we made out once. and two weeks later she sends this message "luchi I missed my period...I'm pregnant..wat are we gonna do about it? WE? I call her up to clarify things..and perhaps console her or make a recommendation of postinor. that was when it became clear,she actually said I was responsible. I simply asked her one question WHO WAS UR BIOLOGY TEACHER IN SEC.SCH? never knew we still got dumb people on earth wen I first read this, I thought my mind was playing pranks on me until now l see from others comments that l saw wat l saw clearly and my mind was not assuming things.first of all, she should go for pregnancy test and stop assuming becos she missed her period so thst makes her pregnant.sometimes there is delay in period and another thing educate her before she goes outside to embrass herself.however this is really funny, congratulation sir or should l say ma.you will soon be a dad or mum.come lets check if u have a d×*k in between ur legs .cos I know someone that have both p***y and d**k and she said she uses them wella.haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators FlyJ Posted September 25, 2013 Administrators Share Posted September 25, 2013 Lol...it's hilarious . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mifled Posted October 8, 2013 Share Posted October 8, 2013 ROTFLMAO......I can't even stop laughing. I and a girlfriend just joked bat this a week ago. Infact we were both congratulating ourselves that we good actresses and maybe we should produce the movie. I didn't know someone has gone ahead of us. Best comedy of nollywood Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mifled Posted October 8, 2013 Share Posted October 8, 2013 ROTFLMAO......I can't even stop laughing. I and a girlfriend just joked bat this a week ago. Infact we were both congratulating ourselves that we good actresses and maybe we should produce the movie. I didn't know someone has gone ahead of us. Best comedy of nollywood Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chishlom Posted October 15, 2013 Author Share Posted October 15, 2013 mehn this s life Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Missmart Posted October 22, 2013 Share Posted October 22, 2013 Hahaha... Yes ofcourse.. U have to take ur responsibility plz... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirstyn Posted November 29, 2013 Share Posted November 29, 2013 Huh???!! Am thinking these are 2 girls. Else, why will she ask who d biology teacher is?? If its a haemophrodite, well. Hhehehhe congrats dad! Or should I say mum? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milaz Posted November 29, 2013 Share Posted November 29, 2013 Bloody mother of f***k!!. This person can talk you back through time with her retardnes...lmfaooo @pinkshush; you go dad. Sorry...mum?! lool Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
udoudo Posted December 10, 2013 Share Posted December 10, 2013 Hahaha is funny lol is she from this planet plss is not all dat shine are gold ladies we must be careful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diff Posted December 25, 2013 Share Posted December 25, 2013 This cracked me up big time! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
softstud Posted February 17, 2014 Share Posted February 17, 2014 Lol, I have seen/ heard of it many times. Girls that mess with guys then tell their partners; they did it for them without first discussing it with them thats pure crap! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daftpunk Posted May 15, 2014 Share Posted May 15, 2014 never judge a book by its cover:never judge a girl by her look I'm still in shock... she looked very cute classy and. mature,I tot I was with someone sensible given the huge age difference.. well I was sooo wrong.. .we made out once. and two weeks later she sends this message "luchi I missed my period...I'm pregnant..wat are we gonna do about it? WE? I call her up to clarify things..and perhaps console her or make a recommendation of postinor. that was when it became clear,she actually said I was responsible. I simply asked her one question WHO WAS UR BIOLOGY TEACHER IN SEC.SCH? never knew we still got dumb people on earth ha ha ha ha i haf die Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
msztee Posted May 15, 2014 Share Posted May 15, 2014 too funny!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dequeen Posted September 24, 2014 Share Posted September 24, 2014 Hahahaha..... can't stop laughing.... most stupid thing ave heard all year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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