Administrators FlyJ Posted November 29, 2013 Administrators Share Posted November 29, 2013 A husband and wife and their 8 children were waiting at a bus stop. After a few minutes, an old m ;an who was walking with the aid of a walking stick joined them. When the bus arrived, it was almost full. Only the wife and the eight children were able to enter. The husband and the old man decided to walk. After a while the husband gets irritated by the ticking of the walking stick of the old man and said to him; That ticking sound is driving me crazy. Why don't you put a piece of rubber at the end of your stick. The old man replied: Shut up and keep walking. If you would have put a piece of rubber at the end of your stick we would be sitting in the bus. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators FlyJ Posted November 29, 2013 Administrators Share Posted November 29, 2013 One day a man decided to surprise his wife. He took all day to bake a cake in the shape of a big HEART with the help of the house girl. The house girl asked him what the shape meant and he simply said "LOVE". The wife came back shouting at the house girl when she met her sleeping. The Wife: Will you get up now! silly girl what have you been doing since morning? Maid: Madam don't be angry please. Me and oga have been making LOVE since morning. Is just now that we finished. I then said i should lie down and rest a little. The woman fainted. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lovebird Posted November 29, 2013 Share Posted November 29, 2013 Lolz....d housegirl tho Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chishlom Posted November 30, 2013 Share Posted November 30, 2013 lmao@rubber at the end of his stick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chishlom Posted November 30, 2013 Share Posted November 30, 2013 lmao@rubber at the end of his stick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chishlom Posted November 30, 2013 Share Posted November 30, 2013 lmao@rubber at the end of his stick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chishlom Posted November 30, 2013 Share Posted November 30, 2013 lmao@rubber at the end of his stick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators FlyJ Posted November 30, 2013 Administrators Share Posted November 30, 2013 Kpovoro asked a girl in a library; Do you mind if I sit beside you? The girl answered with a loud voice; "I DON’T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOUUU!!!”. All the students in the library started staring at Kpovoro and he was embarrassed. After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to Kpovoro table and whispered at Kpovoro; I study psychology and i know what a man is thinking, I guess you felt embarrassed right?" Kpovoro responded with a loud voice: 200 Thousand Naira JUST FOR ONE NIGHT!!!? IT'S TOO COST O!!!" All the people in the library looked at the girl in shock. Kpovoro then whispered in her ear; I study Law and I know how to make someone feel guilty. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators FlyJ Posted November 30, 2013 Administrators Share Posted November 30, 2013 During Akpos’ wedding reception, he was called upon to give his vote of thanks to his guests, and proceeded as follows: 1. I want to first of all thank the Lord Almighty for creating my wife and to also thank the pastor and his wife for lending us their wedding rings. 2.Special appreciation to my landlord who lent us his car. ***. I am most grateful to my boss for approving the loan I used for the wedding. 4. Big thanks to the committee of friends for the appeal fund they raised on my behalf. 5. Also to my brother’s wife, thank you for lending us your wedding gown. 6. I’m so grateful to the cake designer for the cake. I promised to return it tomorrow morning as agreed without cutting or part of it. 7. Special thanks to my friends who brought food from their homes to help me feed you all. Please for those who were served food good luck and for Those who didn’t get any, well we will make it up to you during our child dedication (hopefully next year). 8.Very big thanks to my parents for bringing the village cultural band to supply the music as well as entertain us all here, today. 9.Not forgetting the church marriage committee, thank you for persuading my wife to marry me. 10. Appreciation to the married men in the church for rushing me into this marriage. 11. The women are not left out, thanks a lot for teaching my wife how to dance. 12. To the youths, thank you for sweeping and decorating this venue with palm fronds. 13. I am also grateful to my teenage friends for helping with the Zobo drink 14. Appreciation to my co-tenants for contributing money for the cameraman 15. Well, I wish you all safe journey and I pray you don’t experience what I suffered for this wedding. Thank you all. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :D :D :D :D :D 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chishlom Posted November 30, 2013 Share Posted November 30, 2013 all d wedding things were either borrowed or.......looooooool Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators FlyJ Posted November 30, 2013 Administrators Share Posted November 30, 2013 Haha... i tell you... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lovebird Posted December 1, 2013 Share Posted December 1, 2013 Lols...akpos ehhhh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators FlyJ Posted December 1, 2013 Administrators Share Posted December 1, 2013 Police Men were chasing a thief Akpos that escaped from prison at night. Akpos ran into a nearby cemetry, stripped Unclad and sat on a grave. When the police got there, they asked; Did you see anybody that ran pass you?. Akpos replied; No. I'm a visitor. I was buried yesterday. The heat is too much inside my grave. I came outside to receive fresh air. The police men took to their heels. HAHAHAHA 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators FlyJ Posted December 1, 2013 Administrators Share Posted December 1, 2013 A Funny Conversation Between A Man And His Daughter. The Girl said: Dad, I’m in love with a boy who is far away from me. I am here in Nigeria and he lives in London. We met on a dating website, became friends on facebook, had long chats on whatsapp, he proposed to me on skype, and now we’ve had 2 months of relationship through Viber. I need your blessings and good wishes, daddy. Her Dad replied: Wow! Really!! Then get married on twitter, have fun on tango. Buy your kids on e-bay, receive them through filtered. And if you are fed up with your husband sell him on OLX. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lovebird Posted December 4, 2013 Share Posted December 4, 2013 Police Men were chasing a thief Akpos that escaped from prison at night. Akpos ran into a nearby cemetry, stripped Unclad and sat on a grave. When the police got there, they asked; Did you see anybody that ran pass you?. Akpos replied; No. I'm a visitor. I was buried yesterday. The heat is too much inside my grave. I came outside to receive fresh air. The police men took to their heels. HAHAHAHA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lovebird Posted December 4, 2013 Share Posted December 4, 2013 Lols!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators FlyJ Posted December 4, 2013 Administrators Share Posted December 4, 2013 A man entered a mosque carrying a brand new smooth machette and asked “Who is a muslim here?” The whole mosque went as silent as a grave yard. The man asked again, “How can a full mosque have no muslim?”. No one replied. The man then grabs the nearby young man and goes out with him and tells him, “son come help me slaughter my goat for I don’t know how to do it”. After the young man had slaughtered the goat, he tells the man that he doesn’t know how to skin it and that the man would have to go back to the mosque and get someone else to help him on that.The man returns to the mosque with a machete dripping with blood. When the Imam saw this, he immediately shouts “Praise the Looooooooord! The whole mosque responds,”halleluyaaaah!!!” 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lovebird Posted December 4, 2013 Share Posted December 4, 2013 Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!an imam??'Praise the lord'?lols!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators FlyJ Posted December 8, 2013 Administrators Share Posted December 8, 2013 Girl: I hate my boyfriend! Akpos: Why? Girl: He is so cheap he can't even buy me a simple dinner, are all boys like that?. Akpos: Of course not, I'm not like that. Girl: I'm going to break up with him. Akpos: Okay but know I'm available. [Girl stands to leave] Akpos: Wait, where are you going?. Girl: To break up with my boyfriend of course. Akpos: You can't leave. Girl: Why?. Akpos: Who is going to pay for the lunch we just had?. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lovebird Posted December 8, 2013 Share Posted December 8, 2013 Hahahahahahhaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators FlyJ Posted December 8, 2013 Administrators Share Posted December 8, 2013 Ochuko was busy sharing food and drinks to the people that attended his mother's burial. But he Ignored his friend Akpos. He did not serve Akpos food and drink. Akpos was very hungry. With annoyance he stood up and said; Ochuko, remember that my Mother will soon die. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators FlyJ Posted December 8, 2013 Administrators Share Posted December 8, 2013 Akpos got home early from work and heard strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushed upstairs to find his wife Unclad on the bed, sweating and panting. "What's up?" he asked. "I'm having a heart attack," cried the woman. He rushed downstairs to grab the phone for ambulance, but just as he's dialing, his 4- year-old son came up and said; "Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Paulinus is hiding in your closet and he's got no clothes on!" Akpos slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door. Sure enough, there is his brother, totally Unclad, covering on the closet floor. "You !" Akpos said, "My wife is having a heart attack and you are running around Unclad scaring the kids!" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suavity Posted December 9, 2013 Share Posted December 9, 2013 Hehehehehe dull akpos Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lovebird Posted December 9, 2013 Share Posted December 9, 2013 Hehehehehehehehehehehe akpos ehh!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators FlyJ Posted December 11, 2013 Administrators Share Posted December 11, 2013 Fairly Used Chicken for sale.... Xmas promo is here: Tokunbo chicken, Buy 1 and get 1 free * Dubai used turkey - #2,500(tall as human being) London used chicken - N1,200 * USA used white chicken - N1,220 * Deaf and dump fowl - N850 * Blind chicken - N800 * Deaf and dumb chicken - N610 * Crippled hen - N380 * Wrinkled fowl - N250 Contact me now for your orders. Hapi xmas 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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