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Each time I recall the memory of what I'm about to share, I make the face you will make after reading this post. Lool. Moral of the story: Don't eat right out of a kid's plate. Lol. Okay, so, I decided to take my nephew out on a treat. He loves loves hotdogs. Being his favourite aunt in the world, we go watch a movie and afterwards, we had some ice cream and then I buy him a hotdog. Lol. (Which was after the popcorn he had in the hall.) As we drove back home, I noticed that the kid was making a mess on the back seat and more importantly, he was wasting my money! For some reason, he just wasn't eating the bread and kept tossing bits and pieces of it to the sides. My eyes (using the rare view mirror) couldn't take anymore of this wastage so, I asked him if I could have the bread he wasn't interesred in eating.... hmmmm... that's how I took my eyes off the wheel for a second and quickly scraped some of the bread off his disposable plate and tossed it right into my mouth. To cut the long stort short my people, the bread was soaking wet and soggy! What the kid was doing was to lick off all that mustard and ketchup off the bread and dump the rest 🤢 I was speechless, I was driving and so I couldn't spit it out. I quickly swallowed all of it. Lol. I made the face you are making right now till we got home. Hahahahahaha. I make that face each time I recall my experience! Yack. Lol. Got any baby tales? Lol. Share yours...

So, I was a bit of a nymph.... This is not the way to start a story, scratch that. I am Lily and this is my story. I stayed with my married sister and she had three kids, happily married and steadily climbing up the ladder of success. Me? I was the last born that refused to grow up, refused to settle down. For obvious reasons which my family never agreed to see, I couldn't settle down. You see! I was gay but I prided in the knowledge of my secretiveness. I mean, nobody knew about that aspect of my life. I had always liked girls and I had done everything to make sure I f***ked half the population of girls on earth, to be honest, I wasn't close to the goal yet. It was a normal sunday like every other, we were back from church and sitting round the dining table, eating and drinking when my in law decided to announce that his elder sister would be visiting and she wanted to see me. Wait! What!!! Me? Aunty Audrey was my in law's elder sister and she was quite a hot woman, I noticed. Even though I noticed that she was hot, and I pretty much liked her a lot, I never did anything to show it to her. On the contrary, I always worked in reverse. My mother always said God wired me differently, if only she knew how right she was. I liked Aunty Audrey but as usual, when I liked girls, I did all I could to act other wise. Aunty Audrey had known me since I was about thirteen years old. She'd seen me grow up into the woman that I was now, she knew when I finished university and was even part of the people that encouraged me to get a masters degree. Now, Aunty Audrey was as rich as Croesus. She had a huge fashion house with branches scattered all over the country. She owned more businesses than I could count and she probably had investment in every single country. This could be another reason why I never got close to her, I didn't want her to think I was licking her ass because she was rich. So I stayed away from her if i could manage it. We met often in family functions and I tried a little to hold conversations with her when necessary. Even at forty, Aunty Audrey was gorgeous and fit, looked half her age and was a fashion killer. It always made me wonder why she never got married or had any children. So what did Aunty Audrey want with me?? I pondered on it for a long while as I laid on my bed and starred off at the ceiling. I was always ill mannered so I wouldn't be surprised if my folks had reported an issue to her. Reminds me of the stunt i had pulled recently, leaving home for about two days, partying and having wild orgies while my family worried about my whereabouts. I had even turned off my phone, God! I was such a fool, why had I done that? Now they had gone to tell on me, to a higher power. I couldn't stand Aunty Audrey, she intimidated the f***k out of me. I waited patiently for her arrival. She lived in another city close to ours so it took her a while to arrive. I heard a car honk at about five pm and the one thing on my mind was how late it was. Aunty Audrey never slept over and I didn't believe she was about to start now. I moved out my room to the sitting room and Waited for the commotion to start. My nephew and nieces all run out screaming her name. She always had gifts for them. My sister and her husband followed suite while I just sat nervously and chewed my nails. The party soon came inside and I greeted her nervously. She replied me nervously too and it stunned me for a minute. She's usually so full of bravado, what was wrong with everyone today? My in law soon directed us all to the dining table while we let the kids open up their gifts. It was all really getting weird and honestly I was starting to go off my mind. We all took our seats and the elders cough and clear their throats while looking at each other. "What the f***k is going on?" I asked alarmingly and finally my elder sister decided to bell the cat. "Lily, you know how aunty Audrey got too busy with her career and forgot about relationships and kids?" I shifted uneasily in my chair, all the while wondering how her lack of planning had anything to do with me. My sister continued. "Well, she has realized her errors but biology must take place surely, she has always wanted children but the doctor advises against it so she was hoping that you could maybe help her" WTF! I am shocked, I just sat there and watched them one after the other, my eyes taking them in like they were some group of aliens. Aunty Audrey watched me expectantly, I could see the hope and faith in her eyes. It took a minute for me to get myself and I opened my heavy mouth and ask "Why me? She's rich, she could get a carrier or something." Aunty Audrey finally spoke, she sat up and reached for my hands across the table as she stroked them affectionately. My naughty p**sy reacted to her touch. "Why not you Lily? I know you, its easier, I can see you all the time, you are family and I can have a little bit of control over the period of the pregnancy, I can even be a part of the pregnancy, I have thought about it and it all ends well" I saw her vision, and I knew she was right. Pregnancy didn't scare me a bit, I had been pregnant before and it had been glorious for the few months I allowed the baby stay in me before I had to abort. Well, it hadn't been all that glorious, I remembered puking my intestines out and also losing appetite but still I wasn't scared of pregnancy or labor or anything. I was just scared about being emotionally attached to the kid. I would get to see this kid every time as Aunty Audrey was family. How would I react whenever I saw this kid? Technically according to Aunty Audrey, she had freezed her eggs so the baby wouldn't even have any thing to do with me. I had nothing to lose, I was at a place where I was bored to death and I needed the adventure this journey would bring so I agreed. The adults leaped in joy and hugged each other while I just sat there and watched them with an amused smile on my face. Aunty Audrey had no idea of whom she was dealing with. She really thought it would be this easy? I had some conditions lined up in my mind and to God, she wouldn't be this happy when she heard of them. * *********************** I called Aunty Audrey to the side and told her we needed a private discussion. She changed her plans for me and decided to lodge in a hotel that night. She was a workaholic so basically, she would be on the road early the next day back to work. We checked into the hotel together but I stayed and waited at the bar while she rushed upstairs to her room to drop her bags. She returned some minutes later looking refreshed. We ordered drinks and I downed my cup faster than you could say jack because I knew soon enough, I wouldn't be able to do this. "Easy tiger, you still have at least a month before you can wean yourself off alcohol" She said smiling happily. She looked genuinely so happy, I don't think I had ever seen her this way, she was glowing and I heard my heart thump wildly in my chest. Damn!! "So what are your conditions? I know all about you Lily, I know how naughty and crazy you are and I'm sorry for wanting to tie you down like this, before you start, I want you to know that you would be well taken care of. I just called my dealer to order a car for you, I'm sorry that I dint even ask you what model you liked but I just imagined that an SUV would be more comfortable for you?" I looked at her in shock. " you did what? Aunty Audrey, a new car is hardly necessary. School is just a bus away" "Firstly, call me Audrey, secondly, this is about my baby. I wouldn't want anything that would stress you or my baby. Your comfort first. It's a done deal anyway, your car should arrive by tomorrow, now what are those conditions?" I shook my head and wondered why I never noticed that she was this controlling and bull headed. Well, I barely knew the woman. "See Audrey, I'm going to be carrying your baby and this would be my first and I really would prefer a vaginal birth so technically all doctors advice frequent sex" Her smile wiped off as she considered my statement. I looked at her boldly, waiting for her to speak. "Well, you have a boyfriend dont you?" "Audrey, I'm gay and I'm single right now" She didn't flinch or react and it's hard for me to know what she was thinking. "Well, I pretty much suspected, all your pictures are with girls or girls who look like men. See Lily , you're a big girl, you could get sex from pretty much anyone, and you're pretty too" "Lets cut the bullshit Audrey, if I'm going to be carrying your baby then it should be you inside me. It allows us bond and ultimately creates a good atmosphere for your baby" She's stunned speechless for a minute there. "Lily, I simply cannot sleep with you, I'm not even gay, you're half my age and we are family" "Do you want to really do this or not? Just this one condition and you are giving excuses. Its not a death sentence, just sex!" She sighed exhaustingly. "Lily I have no idea on lesbian sex, I wouldn't know the first thing to do" "Thank God there's one experienced person amongst us" I said this while sipping more of my wine. "And if I'm bad? " " I can live with bad sex Audrey" "God! My boyfriend would have a fit if he finds out, not to mention your sister and my brother. They would be so disappointed in me" "Then don't tell anyone, this is between me and you" "Why are you doing this Lily? You know you could get sex anywhere." I smiled at that and I didn't reply. She clutched her head and looked off into space for a long time. I really was a bitch though! "Ok, I would do anything you want." "Good girl!" I exclaimed as I laughed happily. " I'm hardly a girl anymore" She said smiling and a dimple breaks out on her cheeks. Why haven't I ever noticed it? "You are definitely a babe. Only girls have boyriends" She sipped her wine and watched me with new found eyes, like I had grown a horn or something. "I always knew you were bad Lily, but even this surprises me" "You don't know the half of it Audrey" ******************** Part two coming up..

"Does it always feel this good? Was it even good for you? It definitely felt good for me like i never imagined eating another woman out would feel so good... You taste so delicious and..." "Hey slow down!" I exclaimed laughing before turning around to face her. "I hope i haven't created a p**sy loving monster though? It doesn't always feel this good, nobody has ever made me come twice in a row and you did it thrice." "I didn't want to stop once I started, did I hurt you?" "No, you were gentle. I knew you would like it!" "I haven't said I liked it." I ignored her and turned back to my position and she held me to her tighter. *********************** I woke the next morning to someone singing and talking to my stomach. Wtf! Where was I? I sat up and looked at my bed partner groggily. "You have a beautiful singing voice Aud." "morning beautiful" She said ignoring my compliment. "Well, okay. Ain't you going to work today?" "Erm, no. Thought we could spend sometime together." We did just that, talked about possible names for the baby if it were a boy or a girl. Some of the names she suggested were just bizarre, I laughed till my tummy hurt. There was really more to Aud than met the eye. **************** I was about five months gone when I went for antenatal and got the shock of my life. It was going to be the first clear ultrasound I got. Aud and I agreed that I would keep the sex of the baby to myself. She wanted a surprise and I respected her wishes. The relationship between Aud and I had also blossomed in the few months and I was genuinely happy. She took care of me and made sure I lacked nothing, she was the wife every gay woman could dream of. Pity she wasn't gay. I couldn't believe that Aunty Audrey was now Aud to me. If my sister and brother in-law noticed the closeness between Aud and I, they really didn't comment on it. So I was at the doctors, having lube rubbed on my naked stomach. The doctor started and suddenly she stood there in shock. "Miss Lily, I can hear another heartbeat, oh my God, see!!! There are totally two babies!!!" I looked at the screen in surprise and sure enough, I could see the outlines of two babies. My God!!! I wondered how Aud would take this news. What are the chances that this could happen? I covered my eyes with my hand and sighed deeply. My vitals were good, the babies were fine and the sexes were still not certain. I clutched the picture of the ultrasound close to my heart as I sat in my car. How would Aud take this? I contemplated dialing her number right there at the parking lot but I thought better of it. I drove straight to class and after my lectures, I drove home. My sister sensed my mood and went into experienced mother mode. "I'm fine sis, the pregnancy isn't that stressful but here..." I handed her the picture of the ultrasound and she looked at it for a while before it registered. "Holy molly! Aunty is having twins?" She jumped into the air and started to dance and sing praises to God and to me. She sung my praise in our dialect and I couldn't help it, I smiled happily. I felt proud, on top of the world, like I really had a hand in the making of the twins. "Have you told aunty?" "No, I'm scared, what if it doesn't make her happy?" My sister broke into my praises again. "Who doesn't like a good thing?" I'm fired up and I go into my room. I take off my two sizes bigger bra and climbed into bed. I dialed her number and she picked up almost immediately. "Hey baby!" I still couldn't get used to her calling me baby. It did weird things to my stomach and heart. Aud!!! I swallowed before I replied. "Hey Aud. Are you free? I want to talk to you about something" "Yes I am free! Lily! Is the baby okay? Are you okay? I could come over right now." "Aud easy! The baby is fine, I am fine too" She sighed and breathed down. "Talk to me babe, what is it? Horny again?" I laughed despite the situation. "Aud! Yes I am always horny but its not that. Your baby is actually babies Aud, I went for my appointment today and it's more than one baby inside of me" "I dont get you, are you saying, I am expecting babies? Just how many are we talking about here?" She didn't sound displeased, and even if she did, this wasn't my fault, I was only carrying what was put inside of me. I started to wonder why I was even bothered in the first place. "Aud, you are having twins" "Yes!!! God I am so happy, I could kiss you right now" "I didnt expect this reaction" I said thoughtfully. " what did you expect? I asked for one and I'm getting two? I never thought I could get so lucky. To think I already started buying things for one baby. I am so happy Lily, thanks for doing this for me" "Yeah, I guess. I have to get Shea butter and other oils though, I don't want to get stretch marks" "Will that work?" "I read somewhere that it would, as long as I am consistent with it" "Ok, I would get those for you. I miss you and my babies, how about coming down for the easter holidays?" "Do you miss f***king me?" Silence. Ear breaking silence, but I do not give up, I waited for an answer. "I guess?" "Aud, would it kill you to just admit that you have a thing for pregnant girls?" "Not all pregnant girls Lily, just you. Yes, I miss f***king you. Happy now?" I smiled so big that I feared my face would split in two. "Oh Aud! I would be on my way tomorrow" ************* Audrey's driver came to pick me up the next day. I am super conscious of my body, I wasn't really fat, I knew I wasn't. My boobs were just way bigger, my waist thicker and then there was the obvious bump. It definitely was twins as my stomach was already looking so big. I stood before the mirror once more and took in my body, I still looked good enough. I was wearing one of the many maternity gowns Aud had bought me. I had my bags, pills and toiletries ready. We drove painfully slow and I knew Aud had a hand in it. We got home anyways and I met the house empty save for the maid. The maid fussed over me and I also could see Aud's hand in it. I climbed upstairs to refresh and I changed into Aud's varsity shirt. I called Aud once I settled into the sofa with remote in hand. She picked on the first ring as usual. "Where are you?" I asked without preamble. "Hello to you too. I'm almost home" "I want Big Bens ice cream, vanilla flavor with nuts" "Did you get the part where I said I was like a block away from home?" "Aud, my ice cream or you don't step into this house!" I ended the call and smiled. Every woman should get pregnant and get pampered this way. Thirty minutes later, Aud entered the house with a bag full of Big bens ice cream, different flavors and variations inclusive. She was arranging them into the refrigerator when I walked up to her. She smiled that dimpled smile when she saw me and I walked slowly into her arms. She held me and kissed my forehead. " I thought you would be mad at me." "Never." She said simply as she brought out a variety of oils and cremes. "Wow!" "Come let me rub it in." I followed her meekly as she pushed me gently into the sofa and took off her shirt so that I am naked. I laid back and watched her beautiful long fingers get to work. She massaged the oils into my bulging tummy. She did that for a while before I realized that her hands were straying. I looked her in the eye once her oily fingers connected with my nipples. She looked away and continued massaging my breasts. It's so sensual that I start to moan and writhe in pleasure. Her hands start to go down my body and soon she was massaging my wet folds and this drove me even crazier. She soon slid her two fingers inside of me and she's so slow that I nearly ran out of my mind, her other hand is still playing with my nipples and I felt my orgasm just within arms reach. God!!! Pregnancy sex was simply the best. All of my emotions and feelings were so heightened and the orgasms were just mind blowing. I couldn't believe I was going to come so soon, she had barely done anything to me. she increased the tempo of her fingers and it doesn't take long before I started to shake and the mother of all orgasms hit me like a tsunami. "f***k!!!" I screamed as I lost myself. She was sitting there watching me as I opened my eyes. "You are getting better daily. I cant believe it was just some months ago I introduced you to this" "Well, I learnt from the best" "Nope you didn't, I haven't shown you any of my tricks" "well, its just so easy to please you" "Aud, this is good, really good but I think what I need is penetrative sex" " what? Lily I just gave you penetrative sex, I was just fingers deep inside of you a minute ago" " I know, we need something bigger" "Too bad I don't have a d**ck!" She said standing up in frustration. " you could get one if you wanted." " I can't just go and buy a d**ck... Oh wait!" I heard the bell ring in her head. "Why didn't you just say you wanted me to get a dildo? You got me scared there for a minute" "Aud! You are so impossible, of course I meant a strap on dildo." " Lily in case you didn't notice, I am old and my waist is pretty much locked in place by now, there is no way I could use a strap on dildo" "It's so much easier to use than a dildo without harness, anyways I could stay on top, if you want" I knew she had just created a mental picture of me naked, big stomach and huge tits, bouncing on top of her. Her smile is infectious. "Okay! Here is my credit card, order as many as you want." I yelped in joy as I put my shirt back on. She slapped my bum as I made pass her to the fridge to get my ice cream. ********