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Erm 😐 *coughs* This one is straight forward o my people... How do you get bae to “want to” have sex without being too obvious?! 🤧 I get dropping hints but what kinda hints exactly...nobody wants to come across like a creep na 😑 Epp ohhhh...few days off work canor coman waste and there’s this suspect weather here that my village people want to use and fall my hand 😩
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Hmmn... So there’s apparently an unspoken rule about what’s in your sleepover bag 🤔 Convo going on rn about how you know a babes agenda from what and how she preps for a sleepover...hah 🙆🏽♀️ Somebody is over here low key feeling like a big time slut (I own this part with my chest biko... I like to be naked, I no kee pesin 🙄) with nothing but strings in her bag 😂 pls pls pls *use your imagination* Is it just me or is this really a thing? I’m just here quiet cuz my bathing suit na waya... O chim 🙆🏽♀️😔
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Anyone else on this table?! Reality kicks in with a mad af hangover, You swear you’re done with alcohol and have a very convenient amnesia at the next rave?! 🤦🏾♀️ In fact, I think I’ve been swearing this same swear / promise every morning after 🙄 Worst part is trying to analyze if it’s how much dancing or laughing or chatting away that is making the imaginary bell in my head go “gban gban gban” 😩 and No! It’s not the normal school bell...it’s a bloody cathedral bell 😩😩😩😩 Next time I’m out...I’m having apple juice! Last time I said Fanta and the one before that I think it was even more juice (cranberry or wtv) 🙄 Water makes an appearance in this solemn promise once in a while but then there’s the plain old “Nah, I’m not having anything” *major yinmu* 😆 Next rave comes and guess who’s pouring the shots for everyone?! 🤦🏾♀️ In fact, 🚶🏽♀️ 🚶🏽♀️🚶🏽♀️ *going to look for panadol extra*
