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You will think you know all colors until a Nigerian family sends you a *wedding invite:* *Color of the day:* Guava green with a touch of ginger red. *Bride's family* to wear guinea-corn brown with custard yellow. *Groom's family:* combination of jollof yellow with egg white using akara gold as fila and gele, headgear. *Friends of groom mother:* coconut white with a touch of moi moi yellow on cabbage green headwear. *Guests* should wear kponmo brown with a touch of onion purple and mango yellow! Onion purple with dodo ikire brown for *friends of bride* *Friends of bride's mother* to wear bitter-leaf green headwear and sunflower yellow with a touch of tatashe red. Those who did not receive a wedding invite can wear Ewedu green with MTN yellow.
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I heard this joke about a woman who dies and goes to heaven, at the gate to the entrance, she meets Apostle Peter and she's like "OMG! Did I make it to heaven!?" And he replies, "Not yet. To get into heaven, you have to spell a word." Which word? She asks, "Any word", Apostle Peter replies. " G-O-D" she spells, "Welcome to heaven! Please I need to go wee , do you mind taking my place for a while? Just do as I did with you to anyone coming." responds Peter as he zooms off. The lady took Peter's place and the next person she saw advancing towards her was her ex. She was shocked. "Did I make it to heaven!?" He beamed, "Not yet! You must spell a word correctly to get in." Which word? He asks , "Otorhinolaryngologist" She replies. If you were the woman, what word would you have your Ex spell?