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Prof. Adegboyega Fawole of the University of Ilorin Teaching Hospital, has warned that Human Papiloma Virus has been found in the throat of people engaging in oral sex. Fawole, who is of the Department of Gynaecology, UITH, told the News Agency of Nigeria in Ilorin on Tuesday that HPV was mostly sexually transmitted. He said that the virus caused almost all cases of cervical cancer and could cause genital warts and anal cancer. “Oral sex has been linked with an increased risk of acquiring HPV infection in the mouth and with an increased risk of developing oral cancers that are caused by HPV. “However, sex in general has also been linked with these risks,” he said. The gynaecologist warned that those engaging in oral sex were twice more likely to have oral HPV infection than those who did not engage in oral sex. Fawole, however, said there was no need for individuals in monogamous relationships to restrict their sexual activities if the pair was in good health. He called on people to always go for screening and check-up to guard against cancer of any kind. Source

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I panted heavily like I had just finished climbing mount Kilimanjaro and in a way I had just finished climbing Mount Kilimanjaro. Hell! she had taken me higher than mount everest even. She was the sweetest thing I had ever tasted and I have a sweet tooth so coming from me she was really sweet. Mide was like a forbidden fruit. Now I understood how Eve must have wanted that one fruit so bad, the only one she wasn't supposed to have. I used to hate Eve, even blamed her for all my misfortunes, for obvious reasons but after I started wanting Mide, I sort of just understood how it feels to want something you are not supposed to have. Okay! I have to give you a back story. First off, I am a lesbian.(go on, shout, howl, stop reading, no don't, this is an interesting read or so I think). If you continued reading then you made the right choice. so I am a lesbian, Lezzie, dyke, whatever you call "us". For the guys reading, this means I like girls, I like boobs and no I do not swing both ways. How did I know I was gay? yeah I can pretty much read minds and I know you asked that question. Well I just knew, it gets obvious when at 8 years of age, you choose to be the mummy during plays and then pick Sarah to act as daddy while Joseph stands by, even though he is better suited for the role, (biased broad! I know) and then you and Sarah get under the blanket and make out. I guess it was very obvious I was different. Growing up didn't help, hiding who I was, then a law against my very existence was passed... bla, bla, bla. Let me not bore you because the law couldn't stop me even if it tried. You want to read about how Mide and I came to be and I am not going to disappoint. Despite my sexual orientation, most people are surprised to know that I am very religious. Although I started attending a church because my friend promised me that the girls in church were hot and beautiful. I wasted no time in going with her the next Sunday. who doesn't like beautiful girls. Everything S.O my best friend told me was true man, I couldn't decide on which girl I wanted. From the usher, to the pastor's wife, no girl, sorry scratch that, no woman was spared from my microscopic eyes. My eyes are blessed, the way they could undress any girl and tell me what lay beneath is something short of magical powers. I was still admiring the usher's beautiful legs when I heard her voice. It was that moment I looked up and fell in love with her. Tall, curvy, chocolate smooth skin, beautiful beyond description. I wish I could draw, I wish I could explain her to you, I wish you could have seen her. Then the voice, the songs, the way her voice pierced my soul. I just knew that if she was in the choir then I had to be in the choir. I was mesmerized man. After service that Sunday, I joined the choir. Here was the funny thing, I couldn't sing to save my own life. Imagine a frog with sore throat croaking, then you have probably imagined how you sound because I do not sound that bad but I do sound bad. Then again the only songs I knew started with p**sy, had p**sy in the middle and ended with p**sy but hey I still had to get the girl. I saw her standing with another sister after service and I walked up to her. "hello." I called in my best voice after she was done with that sister. Her eyes lit up and she smiled warmly at me. Full lips, totally kissable opened and a set of white teeth appeared. There had to be a flaw on this girl, I looked for it but found nothing. "Hi! I saw you stand up for first timers. welcome to church." She said grabbing my hand in a strong shake. I almost came from her touch. Geez! I imagined that hand tied above her head as I rammed 'kratos' into her. ('kratos' is the name of my huge dildo strap on. yes I named it. I'm weird) I came back to earth. "So I loved your ministration so much today and it has inspired me to join the choir, although I'm not much of a singer like you. you are just the best!" She blushed and looked to her feet shyly. "Sister Nkem is better than I am actually but thanks. Anybody can learn to sing and I am happy you are interested in the choir, we actually need new members." I smile and nod. If only she knew my voice "So when is practice?" "Every Thursday and Saturday five pm. I am the coordinator and I hope to see you this Thursday." I stood there just smiling at her sheepishly, I don't know how long that carried on, but I heard S.O calling my name and then later tapping me. Somehow the princess was still standing there, waiting for me to say something "Oh. sorry. yeah. Thursday is fine. By the way I'm Alexandria but call me Alex." "I am Mide and I will see you on Thursday. sorry I have to go." "Bye" I say lamely as I watch her ass swing from side to side. "I love you Lord, I love you Jesus" I said a little bit loudly and a brother standing close nodded appreciatively thinking I was deep in the spirit or something but how could I not love the One that created that ass. I could imagine the truck load of sand it required to form that perfection. A slap landed at the back of my head and I stopped starring at Mide's ass. "Oh man! I know I said there were chics in church but I didn't mean for you to pick Mide. Geez!" S.O said clearly devastated. I shook my head in wonder. "why not? what other girl could compete with that?" I said figuratively drawing a huge ass in the air. S.O watched me seriously as she tugged her hair. "She is the pastor's daughter Alex"

Read this online and thought to share. Enjoy! It’s happened to all of us. “But how do lesbians do it?” some idiot asks. Fuck. They mean how do lesbians fuck. It can be very awkward and embarrassing to start describing your last sexual encounter in full detail. Instead, I’ve made you this handy educational tool. Here is a very simple explanation, along with visual aids to help the idiot in your life who just doesn’t get it. It’s spelled out real clear and simple so anyone can understand! Part One: How to find out if sex has indeed occurred Lesbian A has a rate of arousal of 70 miles per hour (mph), she leaves Dryton heading toward Wetton, 260 miles away. At the same time Lesbian B, traveling 60 mph, leaves Clothedville heading toward Nakedville. When can we say that the two lesbians actually “meet”? To solve this problem, we’ll use the arousal formula: Arousal = Attraction x Drunkenness Since an equation (and a heart) remains true as long as we perform the same operation on both sides, we can divide both sides by attraction. So attraction is defined as arousal, divided by drunkenness (which is a ratio, as we are all well aware). I’m 2:3 right now! TMI, LOL. Horniness is another word used for attraction. When a problem says that a lesbian is moving at a speed of 40 mph, you can understand this to mean that the lesbian’s horniness is 40 mph, which means she will travel 40 miles in one hour, just to climax. The relative horniness of the two lesbians is the sum of how horny they are both feeling. In our problem, the relative horniness of the two lesbians is 70 mph + 60 mph = 130 mph. Wow! That’s a lot of horniness! These two didn’t get very far through Orange Is the New Black Season 5 this evening! At this point, we know two of the three unknowns–attraction and arousal –so we can solve the problem for drunkenness (can we get some strong, black coffee over here?). Remember that drunkenness = arousal/attraction (so true!), arousal is 260 miles, and the relative horniness is 130 mph: d = 260 miles/130 mph d = 2 hrs. We find that the lesbians “meet” after two hours. Clearly, this is a formula that you can use to check whether or not two women have had sex, so if you or a friend is unsure what you actually did counts, you can work it out! But we still don’t know the actual mechanism by which lesbian sex happens. Hey–don’t worry–I’ve got this! Here is a simple diagram to show the process. Part Two: the mechanics of lesbian sex I know this diagram is super obvious, I mean, hello?! What is this, second grade? I’m just going to go over it to make sure no-one is left behind, just like in lesbian sex! A – Both lesbians strike the gooba pose, making sure that the left lesbian is looking in the right lesbian’s right eye. B – The right lesbian manoeuvres at a 90-degree angle. Make sure she’s not obtuse. I hate obtuse. Here the lesbians must decide whether to go through steps C & D or E &F: C – The left lesbian inserts her smallest finger into the right lesbian’s klimpa hole. D – Both lesbians get on their knees and pray to the Goddess. OR E – The right lesbian can choose to tease the labia majora to the sides and coax out the sappholic trox. F – Both lesbians make a blood sacrifice to the white witch Stevie Nicks. H – Wel,l H is really a leap of faith. It’s only lesbian sex if you believe it’s lesbian sex. Both lesbians must make it to the other side, or it will not count. I – Is the final 90-degree turn, that must be the exact mirror image of the first, and performed by the left lesbian. Lesbian sex is now happening! I hope that’s helped. It’s obviously very different to straight sex, so you couldn’t possibly have guessed what happens! Hey, person asking how lesbians have sex: How do you have sex? I’d love to find out. Source

New research has revealed that mosquitoes prey on their victims due to a number of factors. They also say that the species of mosquitoes you are exposed to can determine whether or not you are going to be bitten. So, why do mosquitoes bite you? These reasons… • Beer. Some studies reveal that mosquitoes are attracted to beer drinkers, though this is only relevant to one type of mosquito. • Type O Blood. If you have Type O blood running through your veins, you’re prime candidate for mosquito bites! Research published in the Journal of Medical Entomology found that mosquitoes were 83.3 percent more likely to land on type O carriers than type A carriers. Again, this appears to apply to one particular species of mosquito. • Pregnancy. In 2003, an experiment was conducted in eastern Sudan to see if mosquitoes were more attracted to pregnant women than non-pregnant women. The results, published on NCBI, found that out of the 18 women, the nine pregnant women attracted significantly more mosquitoes, especially ones that were carrying malaria. This could be because of raised temperature and how women’s body odour changes during pregnancy. Again, only one species of mosquito is attracted to pregnant women. • Gender. Interestingly, only female mosquitoes bite, as the nutritional value of blood helps develop their eggs. They also seem to prefer to bite more men, but women are more badly affected by a bite. Women reportedly get bigger and itchy bites, but men are more likely to be attacked. • Genes. There is also the belief that mosquitoes could be attracted to you because of your genetic make-up. An indicator of this could be if you have a bad reaction to a bite, such as the size of the bite or the intensity of the itchiness. • Carbon dioxide. This one is quite hard to avoid, as your body naturally produces around 2.3 pounds of carbon dioxide a day, which is breathed out through your lungs. Well, you have to breathe, so you can’t avoid mosquito bites by withholding your breath. Good news, though: Mosquitoes tend to prefer people who emit more than the standard levels of carbon dioxide—a situation that is common among pregnant women and overweight people. • Lactic acid. Mosquitoes love the lactic acid that the body produces when you work out. The acid is released as you sweat, making you a prime target, especially if you are hot and tired. • Bacteria. If you have lots of different bacteria on your skin, mosquitoes will be less attracted to you. The chemicals that build up your natural smell could repel them. A study published in PLOS showed that a group of people with a more diverse colony of bacteria were less likely to attract mosquitoes, than those with less. Source

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