Hawken Posted October 20, 2015 Share Posted October 20, 2015 You are doing years for all the naughty things you've done, how long will you be locked up? If you've done it multiple times, only count it once. Did 69 - 2yrs Did anal - 2yrs Did oral - 3yrs Have nudes on your phone - 3yrs f***ked in shower - 2yrs f***ked in cat - 2yrs f***ked in a bed neither of you owned - 2yrs Sex with lights on - 2yrs Sex with light off - 1yr Sex in public - 4yrs Sex outside - 3yrs Sex with food - 3yrs Sex with toys - 2yrs f***ked while drunk - 3yrs f***ked while high - 3yrs f***ked with a friend - 4yrs f***ked with a stranger - 5yrs 3some or moresome - 3yrs Sex with same sex - 3yrs Sex with someone off limits - 5yrs Sex with your ex - 3yrs Sex before 18 - 3yrs Own sex toys - 3yrs Watch porn - 1yr Made a sex tape - 5yrs Used sex to barter - 3yrs Have unusual fetish(s) - 5yrs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawken Posted October 20, 2015 Author Share Posted October 20, 2015 Damn.. I would do 22 years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators kimi Posted October 20, 2015 Moderators Share Posted October 20, 2015 Hahahahahaha! You just bad bad bad! :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skills Posted October 20, 2015 Share Posted October 20, 2015 Hahahahahaha! You just bad bad bad! :D/> Say yours kimi ..say yours jor! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skills Posted October 20, 2015 Share Posted October 20, 2015 Guess I just counted 22yrs for myself too...yaaay!....way to go!...lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators kimi Posted October 20, 2015 Moderators Share Posted October 20, 2015 Say yours kimi ..say yours jor! Hahahaha! Irma virgin o... Saw the word 'breast' for the first time in Callla's joke today *innocent face* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators kimi Posted October 20, 2015 Moderators Share Posted October 20, 2015 Okay okay... 24years of hard, hard, very hard and spicy hot labour :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Modd Posted October 20, 2015 Share Posted October 20, 2015 Hahahaha!. Kimi, I see you... waiting... 24 years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Modd Posted October 20, 2015 Share Posted October 20, 2015 Okay okay... 24years of hard, hard, very hard and spicy hot labour :D/> Hahahaha! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators kimi Posted October 20, 2015 Moderators Share Posted October 20, 2015 LOL... 24years is enough time to... you know... :D let's just say Fairy wouldn't be using that wand of hers on me for eternity! Hahahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fairy Posted October 21, 2015 Share Posted October 21, 2015 OMG!!!!!! 68 YEARS!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fairy Posted October 21, 2015 Share Posted October 21, 2015 LOL... 24years is enough time to... you know... :D/> let's just say Fairy wouldn't be using that wand of hers on me for eternity! Hahahahaha hahahah. I got 68years. Thank God dis isn't reality; now, let me fetch my wand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dreamgal Posted October 21, 2015 Share Posted October 21, 2015 hmmm 52yrs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
savvy Posted October 21, 2015 Share Posted October 21, 2015 Hahaha it's pointless,lets just say I'd be jailed for life Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators kimi Posted October 21, 2015 Moderators Share Posted October 21, 2015 hahahah. I got 68years. Thank God dis isn't reality; now, let me fetch my wand. Hahahahahaha! *runs for cover!* Girl! You gangsta!! You nasty!! Hahahahahahaha *said like a black American from the hood* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators kimi Posted October 21, 2015 Moderators Share Posted October 21, 2015 Hahahahaha! Y'all be so nasty! LOL #suchfun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dequeen Posted October 21, 2015 Share Posted October 21, 2015 hahaha! 37years... At least I'll be leaving jail before a lot of people!!! loooollll :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fairy Posted October 21, 2015 Share Posted October 21, 2015 lmao. I didn't add two big jail terms sha. I de fear say na me go de jail last last so I lied to the jury. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tochi Posted October 21, 2015 Share Posted October 21, 2015 31 years.. who will coman visit me in jail Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators kimi Posted October 21, 2015 Moderators Share Posted October 21, 2015 Hawken! Sleeky! Haa! We are babies in this business o... we can team up and shore up our points don't you think? :D LOL @Sleeky, please arrange 'someone off limits' for me abeg! :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abystacy Posted October 21, 2015 Share Posted October 21, 2015 You ladies have spoil... 60 would me mine... but as not as it not kirikiri Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skills Posted October 21, 2015 Share Posted October 21, 2015 Hawken! Sleeky! Haa! We are babies in this business o... we can team up and shore up our points don't you think? :D/> LOL...hahahahaha Sleeky the "arranger"...its aiit drop your CV with my secretary.. #swaysaway# @Sleeky, please arrange 'someone off limits' for me abeg! :D/> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators kimi Posted October 21, 2015 Moderators Share Posted October 21, 2015 Hahahaha! I knew I could count on you! :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawken Posted October 22, 2015 Author Share Posted October 22, 2015 Hawken! Sleeky! Haa! We are babies in this business o... we can team up and shore up our points don't you think? :D/> LOL @Sleeky, please arrange 'someone off limits' for me abeg! :D/> As in!! Big babies!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawken Posted October 22, 2015 Author Share Posted October 22, 2015 OMG!!!!!! 68 YEARS!!!!!! Wawuu Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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