Modd Posted November 5, 2015 Share Posted November 5, 2015 Hahahahahahaha! Hawken, please shed some light!LOL. #clue: I sent you kisses. we seem to have some things in common, opposites usually attract! Silly joke nonetheless Hmmm, and the plot thickens... B) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators kimi Posted November 5, 2015 Author Moderators Share Posted November 5, 2015 Hahaha! As in, Left me high and dry! I jejely awaited my fate o!LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michelle Posted February 2, 2019 Share Posted February 2, 2019 On 11/4/2015 at 3:10 PM, kimi said: Welcome young or old virgin! You are in the right place! Sex is indeed a beautiful thing. Without taking much of your time, my role is to facilitate your transition and provide useful advice in your journey to becoming a total woman! Follow these steps and you would never go wrong! I promise. Steps A week prior, prepare your mind. Think only of thoughts that would help you feel relaxed. Choose a partner. Ensure your partner is aware of your condition. It would help if she has the 'sensitive' gene. Shave. More importantly, underarms and koko below. We do not want to see a massive puffiness protruding from your pant. For the love of mankind, leave eyebrows as is -unshaved. They are there for a purpose. Eve of sex date, if you must, pick out your favourite lingerie. Your favourite should not have holes in them or be brown/recycled. It is imperative for your pant to be your size! D-day, brush your teeth and scrub your tongue. Have a bath. Lavish body with quality oils/perfumes/body mist etc... Hausa perfumes do not count. Aladura incense? Mba! If you suffer from allergies, you could do without fragrances. Whatever you do, DO NOT stink stank stunk or stinking. Femme? arrive at your sex venue a little late. Always keep your partner waiting. Butch and others? Why exactly are you still Virgins!? *angry face* Shyness is absolutely normal. Feel it but do it anyway. Allow your partner undress you. Kiss back if she kisses you on your mouth. If she kisses you on your 'other places', just close your eyes and say "thank you; it is well with you; God go butter your bread!" anything more and you would come-off as being slutty Get on the bed Lie down. Boobs facing upward must be parallel to the ceiling. Always keep legs open and accessible. If you feel a certain wetness between your legs, do not be alarmed. It is your body's way of telling you it is happy. Very happy. Do more than just lie down like a forsaken plank. Mirror your partner's actions except she instructs otherwise. You may want to visit our post on 'BeHoly watching' for further education on what 'mirroring' looks like. Have 'the sex' End 'the sex' Spoon or cuddle Continue Kissing if sex was great If it wasn't, send her the link to your favourite BeHoly site and wish her well in her future endeavour. If 23 above, agree on the next sex date. At this point, you are ripe and may now decide to included more participants. The End PS We have seasoned in-house specialists and tutors. For further enquiries and bookings, contact Fairy. She offers tutorials pro bono. 🙄 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawken Posted February 4, 2019 Share Posted February 4, 2019 On 11/4/2015 at 5:10 PM, kimi said: Femme? arrive at your sex venue a little late. Always keep your partner waiting. Butch and others? Why exactly are you still Virgins!? *angry face* How exactly are we not supposed to be virgins when you femmes keep "lesbianing" with each other? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawken Posted February 4, 2019 Share Posted February 4, 2019 On 11/5/2015 at 2:38 AM, Modd said: Kimi is on a rampage. Faster than a speeding bullet! What's that in the sky?! Is it bird, is it a plane?! "No, its Kimi" Speak o wise one... We are listening. This was hilarious then, still freaking hilarious now 🤣🤣 On 11/5/2015 at 3:45 AM, kimi said: Hahahaha! That's some serious 'living in bondage part V'! They'll show up Hawken, tell them they get a the new samsung note 5 as their first-time-sex pressie. That it's a hobby of yours to reward those you disvirgin for entrusting their virtues into your care 😄 ...after the 'do', pretend to pass out! Remember to toss some Andrews liversalt in your mouth when she isn't looking -for effects! 😄 That should do I think *wink* LOL, this is the real Kimi y'all. Google yoruba demon, whatever appears is her 🤣, so creative with her sly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators kimi Posted February 4, 2019 Author Moderators Share Posted February 4, 2019 10 minutes ago, Hawken said: This was hilarious then, still freaking hilarious now 🤣🤣 LOL, this is the real Kimi y'all. Google yoruba demon, whatever appears is her 🤣, so creative with her sly Loooool jokes.... I sing in the choir now 😇☻ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mimy Posted February 4, 2019 Share Posted February 4, 2019 On 11/5/2015 at 12:20 PM, kimi said: Hahaha @ sharp intake of breath! I actually acted it out! 😄 Thanks pal! *kiss kiss* #nodoublehomo No double homo! WTF! 😂😂😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators kimi Posted February 4, 2019 Author Moderators Share Posted February 4, 2019 18 minutes ago, Hawken said: How exactly are we not supposed to be virgins when you femmes keep "lesbianing" with each other? Hahahahaha... where is this happening! The horror Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators kimi Posted February 4, 2019 Author Moderators Share Posted February 4, 2019 1 minute ago, Mimy said: No double homo! WTF! 😂😂😂 🙈🙈🙈 bury me now... 🙄☻ lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawken Posted February 4, 2019 Share Posted February 4, 2019 Just now, kimi said: Hahahahaha... where is this happening! The horror of course Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Modd Posted February 4, 2019 Share Posted February 4, 2019 4 hours ago, Hawken said: How exactly are we not supposed to be virgins when you femmes keep "lesbianing" with each other? Abi o!!! Please femmes, try to diversify your investments. Lives are at stake! Sex lives... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Modd Posted February 4, 2019 Share Posted February 4, 2019 4 hours ago, Hawken said: This was hilarious then, still freaking hilarious now 🤣🤣 LOL, this is the real Kimi y'all. Google yoruba demon, whatever appears is her 🤣, so creative with her sly Aaaahhhh, the good ol'days when I was "hilarious" and @kimi was a Yoruba demon. 😉 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators kimi Posted February 4, 2019 Author Moderators Share Posted February 4, 2019 19 minutes ago, Modd said: Aaaahhhh, the good ol'days when I was "hilarious" and @kimi was a Yoruba demon. 😉 Hahahahaha... past tense is good 🙃 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michelle Posted February 4, 2019 Share Posted February 4, 2019 Just now, kimi said: Hahahahaha... past tense is good 🙃 Do you have an updated version for this thread? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators kimi Posted February 4, 2019 Author Moderators Share Posted February 4, 2019 12 minutes ago, Michelle said: Do you have an updated version for this thread? Lool. No. There are no virgins on NL any longer lol 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michelle Posted February 4, 2019 Share Posted February 4, 2019 2 minutes ago, kimi said: Lool. No. There are no virgins on NL any longer lol This is now the Thotlandia 😀 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators kimi Posted February 4, 2019 Author Moderators Share Posted February 4, 2019 Just now, Michelle said: This is now the Thotlandia 😀 Hahahahaha.... we are ladies of substance pliss. With lots of experience under our belts. 🙄☻ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michelle Posted February 4, 2019 Share Posted February 4, 2019 Just now, kimi said: Hahahahaha.... we are ladies of substance pliss. With lots of experience under our belts. 🙄☻ So I've heard...I can hardly wait to get a taste 😜 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Modd Posted February 4, 2019 Share Posted February 4, 2019 57 minutes ago, kimi said: Hahahahaha... past tense is good 🙃 Not fair! I wanna be funny again! oh well... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teewhy Posted February 4, 2019 Share Posted February 4, 2019 51 minutes ago, kimi said: Lool. No. There are no virgins on NL any longer lol Even the "Archbishop"? Who would have thought. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators kimi Posted February 4, 2019 Author Moderators Share Posted February 4, 2019 33 minutes ago, Teewhy said: Even the "Archbishop"? Who would have thought. I'm still a Fargin pliss 😇 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teewhy Posted February 4, 2019 Share Posted February 4, 2019 28 minutes ago, kimi said: I'm still a Fargin pliss 😇 Fargin you say? #LipSealed. Even the 25year old girl that has 6kids in the space of 3years is a fargin too. In fact, we all are fargin gehs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators kimi Posted February 4, 2019 Author Moderators Share Posted February 4, 2019 2 minutes ago, Teewhy said: Fargin you say? #LipSealed. Even the 25year old girl that has 6kids in the space of 3years is a fargin too. In fact, we all are fargin gehs. Loooool. Yas I am 😇 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawken Posted February 4, 2019 Share Posted February 4, 2019 Just now, Modd said: Not fair! I wanna be funny again! oh well... We all know what happened to your funny juice... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Modd Posted February 4, 2019 Share Posted February 4, 2019 2 hours ago, Michelle said: So I've heard...I can hardly wait to get a taste 😜 Oh dear Lord, such carnal talk! *clutches pearls*. control yourself, Missy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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