Princesa Posted November 27, 2015 Share Posted November 27, 2015 How do u knw ur mom is a Nigerian 1.when she says " get m kini"and she believes wit confidence she gav birth to a mind reader 2. Wen u say "mummy sorry" and she replies "sorry for ursef" ***. When u ask her where u shud drop sumtin and she says" drop it on m head now" 4. Wen she brngs food wrapped in a nylon bag from a party 5.wen u say " mummy I have malaria" and she replies " y won't uve malaria wen uve been pressing fone al morning" 6.wen u tell her " I came out 2nd in class" and she says " d person dt came out 1st has 2heads abi" 7.wen she takes the dstv remote to wrk jus to punish u 8.wen ure watching TV with her and sleeps off buh doesn't want u to change the station 9.wen u tell her you are goin to ur frnd's house and she asks u " wen was the last tym dey came to play wit u" 10.wen ur mom asks u if ur fud is enugh, u reply no and she tells u to go drink water 11. Wen she tells u if I hear peem u wud hear ween 12.wen she touches hot pot comfortably witout napkin 13.wen wit 1 luk she tells u, u wud get the beating of ur life wen u get hme 14. Wen u say" my wedding wud b baaaaaaddddd" and she replies God forbid ur wedding won't b bad in Jesus name 15.wen she tells u " I didn't kill m moda" so u cnt kill me 16.wen she calls u 4rm ur rum upstairs to downstairs and sends u bak upstairs to get her purse 17. Wen u ask her to help u wit ur hmewrk and she tells u to go meet ur broda and u tell her " so u Dnt even knw it" and she replies " Awon Ebi baba e ni olodo (it is ur father's family that r dullards) 18. Wen u ask her to refund d money she borrowed from u and she replies " all the fud uve been eating in dis haus nko" 19. If she is mor accurate wit slippers than robin hood wit an arrow Ladies u can add mor to this list... TGIF!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators kimi Posted November 27, 2015 Moderators Share Posted November 27, 2015 Hahahahaha @ #2 #5 LOL @ #10 though, then why ask *women!* Haa! @ #7 Major LOL @ #14 #17! *smh* Thanks Princessa. Laughed some Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fairy Posted November 27, 2015 Share Posted November 27, 2015 20. When she brands every ailment malaria. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iris Posted November 27, 2015 Share Posted November 27, 2015 Lol so funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princesa Posted November 27, 2015 Author Share Posted November 27, 2015 Uw kimi at least u didn't do ur normal "derailing issh" here *tongue out* @ Fairy sooo tru Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators kimi Posted November 27, 2015 Moderators Share Posted November 27, 2015 Hahahahahahahaha! Yo Hawken! Yo Fairy! Play time... :D :P Let's go get married Princessa :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princesa Posted November 28, 2015 Author Share Posted November 28, 2015 Loll derailer!!! Buh wait o, who n who r gettin married *side eye* d priest nko? Fud, cake, music dey r important too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators kimi Posted November 28, 2015 Moderators Share Posted November 28, 2015 Hahahahaha! What are you doing up?LOL. We now. Don't worry about that one! Priest will show ;) Abystacy will sort out menu menu. Dj Hawken will arrange somefin :D Come here love! No escaping for you :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fairy Posted November 28, 2015 Share Posted November 28, 2015 I like playing priest! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators kimi Posted November 28, 2015 Moderators Share Posted November 28, 2015 Hahahahaha! Princessa oya o. You are late! We are all waiting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fairy Posted November 28, 2015 Share Posted November 28, 2015 If anyone has anything to say abt this wedding; why these two should not be joined in NL matrimony, please say so now or forever hold your peace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators kimi Posted November 28, 2015 Moderators Share Posted November 28, 2015 Hurry on priestess! Everyone's fine with it *hand in mouth, salivating* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fairy Posted November 28, 2015 Share Posted November 28, 2015 Princesa, kimi... are u totally certain u wanna go on with this marriage? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators kimi Posted November 28, 2015 Moderators Share Posted November 28, 2015 Yes nau. *in prestigious zulu accent* I have spoken for me bride *huge grin* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fairy Posted November 29, 2015 Share Posted November 29, 2015 no o. sh has to speak for herself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators kimi Posted November 29, 2015 Moderators Share Posted November 29, 2015 LOL. Okay o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princesa Posted November 30, 2015 Author Share Posted November 30, 2015 Sowii I tink I got ovawhelmed wit d whole wedding preparations so I pulled # runaway bride# kimiiiiiii 4giv me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators kimi Posted November 30, 2015 Moderators Share Posted November 30, 2015 Hahahahahah! Okay, new dates fixed. Tonight! *evil grin* Network's shitty! Kmt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princesa Posted December 2, 2015 Author Share Posted December 2, 2015 Uhm... #runs away Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fairy Posted December 2, 2015 Share Posted December 2, 2015 Loool.. what do we have here? Brides that derail and brides on the run... The theme of the wedding should be Railrun'15 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princesa Posted December 12, 2015 Author Share Posted December 12, 2015 M bak jor... 4rm our honeymoon it was a secret wedding ryt kimi? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators kimi Posted December 12, 2015 Moderators Share Posted December 12, 2015 Hahahahaha! Yes babe ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dequeen Posted December 20, 2015 Share Posted December 20, 2015 Secret kini? I attended the holy matrimony of hawken and Kimi o, also secret. Strange things be happening in this site. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators kimi Posted December 20, 2015 Moderators Share Posted December 20, 2015 Hahahaha! Princessa is #5 :D I see you've forgotten that you labelled me 'polygamous' :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princesa Posted January 6, 2016 Author Share Posted January 6, 2016 Yes booboo m the fifth and final bride... dis ship has sailed ladies ( for those stil interested) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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