Man seeks divorce because wife cooks ‘once a week'

[FlyJ]

A 45-year-old businessman, Garbar Pakachi, on Thursday approached a Nyanya Customary Court, Abuja, to dissolve his 22-year marriage over his wife’s inability to cook on a daily basis.

Pakachi in his divorce petition alleged that since he married Martha Ahmed, he has never known peace.

“Since I got married to my wife, we have never had peace in our marriage; she has the habit of disobeying me.

“Worst of all, is that she cooks only once a week,” he said.

The petitioner also said that the wife hardly spends time at home with the family.

“She returns late at night from her business, sometimes she does not return at all till the following day,” he said

Other allegations were that the wife attended night clubs without his permission.

“One night around 3:30am, I went to my wife’s room and discovered that she left our last child all alone in the room, and she was nowhere to be found.

“Immediately I called her phone to know her whereabouts; to my greatest surprise she told me that she was in a night club, and she did not return until 4:00am,” he said.

He told the court that all efforts he had made over the years to correct his wife’s behaviour proved abortive, and that he was tired of the marriage.

The petitioner begged the court to dissolve the marriage and give him custody of the four children of the marriage.

The respondent, Martha Ahmed, a businesswoman who was present in court, also said she was tired of the marriage.

She begged the court to give her custody of the last child of the marriage.

The judge, Jemilu Jega, admonished the couple, adding that 22 years of marriage was not a joke.

“Twenty years of marriage is not a joke; you should not allow this problem to destroy what you have built in the past 22 years.’’

He advised the couple to reconcile and adjourned the case until Nov. 21 for judgement.

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[kimi]

35 minutes ago, FlyJ said:

The respondent, Martha Ahmed, a businesswoman who was present in court, also said she was tired of the marriage.

Hahahahaha. 

35 minutes ago, FlyJ said:

She begged the court to give her custody of the last child of the marriage.

Hmmmm.... dodgy dodgy. The guy had better take all kids for a DNA test

35 minutes ago, FlyJ said:

The judge, Jemilu Jega, admonished the couple, adding that 22 years of marriage was not a joke.

“Twenty years of marriage is not a joke; you should not allow this problem to destroy what you have built in the past 22 years.’’

He advised the couple to reconcile

Loool. Wise ol' Judge. However, from how I see it, this marriage had ended decades ago... they are only seeking to formalise it. 

 

35 minutes ago, FlyJ said:

Worst of all, is that she cooks only once a week,” he said.

Loooool. So of all the issues on ground, this is the worst in his eyes. #Odiegwu 

I rest my case. Lol smh

[Teewhy]

22years of marriage? This one weak me abeg. 

[Txunamy]

Lol..

The way to a man's heart Is his stomach..

Of all her short comings, her inability to cook is the one that stands out for the poor man. I feel for him.. 

Guess She is team#wifenotcook#

[Michelle]

On 11/16/2017 at 8:30 AM, Txunamy said:

The way to a man's heart Is his stomach.

This is the case with women as well. 😜

[Txunamy]

9 hours ago, Michelle said:

This is the case with women as well. 😜

Yups. But.. #wifenotcook.