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Difference Between a Nigerian Mum And An American Mum (lmao)


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American Mother and daughter.

 

Daughter** Mom, there's something I wanna talk to you about.

 

Mom** Lucy, you know you can tell me anything. What's eating you up

 

Daughter** mom, I'm gay, Kim is not my best friend but my girlfriend, I love her mom.

 

Mom** awww, don't cry baby, it's okay. I love you regardless of who you love. I have always suspected as much, You are still my baby. Just be happy.

 

Daughter** wow. I love you so much mom.

 

Nigerian mother and daughter.

 

Daughter** Mama I want to tell you something

 

Mother** what is it? hope you are not pregnant?

 

Daughter** haba! Mama, no o.

 

Mother** then what is it

 

Daughter** Mama I like girls.

 

Mother** so what's the big deal there? girls are good people.

 

Daughter** Mama I mean, I am a lesbian. I want to marry a girl.

 

Mother** Jesus Christ of Nazareth!!! its a lie, my enemies will never get me. Blood of Jesus!. They want to use you to kill me. Back to sender. 

 

Daughter** Mama it's not the devil, i have always been gay.

 

Mother throws three dirty slaps, daughter starts crying

 

Mother** I will beat that devil out of you today.

 

Mother dials TB Joshua's number.

 

Mother** get ready, we are going for deliverance.

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LMAO!! 

Some Nigerian mothers, not all oo. 

Some mothers are very accepting of their daughter's sexuality.. And they don't love them any less.. 

Shout out to all mothers like that.. 

I love you mum, always and forever.

 

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On 11/21/2017 at 12:38 AM, Ivyy said:

LMAO!! 

Some Nigerian mothers, not all oo. 

Some mothers are very accepting of their daughter's sexuality.. And they don't love them any less.. 

Shout out to all mothers like that.. 

I love you mum, always and forever.

 

I am yet to see that kind of mum in Nigeria.... My mum would cook afang soup with my head

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On Tuesday, December 05, 2017 at 6:04 PM, Hephzy said:

I am yet to see that kind of mum in Nigeria.... My mum would cook afang soup with my head

And I will gladly eat the afang, I can't say no to food.

 

Are you still in Nigeria Tho!!!!!??

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Hahahhahahaha!!! 

My mom confuses me these days, like she's suspecting strongly so now I'm lost as to what her reaction will be. 

Formerly, I was sure that it would have been the above stated. Lol. 

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