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kimi

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Each time I recall the memory of what I'm about to share, I make the face you will make after reading this post. Lool.

Moral of the story: Don't eat right out of a kid's plate. Lol. 

Okay, so, I decided to take my nephew out on a treat. He loves loves hotdogs. Being his favourite aunt in the world, we go watch a movie and afterwards, we had some ice cream and then I buy him a hotdog. Lol. (Which was after the popcorn he had in the hall.)

As we drove back home, I noticed that the kid was making a mess on the back seat and more importantly, he was wasting my money!  For some reason, he just wasn't eating the bread and kept tossing bits and pieces of it to the sides.

My eyes (using the rare view mirror) couldn't take anymore of this wastage so, I asked him if I could have the bread he wasn't interesred in eating.... hmmmm... that's how I took my eyes off the wheel for a second and quickly scraped some of the bread off his disposable plate and tossed it right into my mouth.

To cut the long stort short my people, the bread was soaking wet and soggy! What the kid was doing was to lick off all that mustard and ketchup off the bread and dump the rest 🤢

I was speechless, I was driving and so I couldn't spit it out. I quickly swallowed all of it. Lol. I made the face you are making right now till we got home. Hahahahahaha. I make that face each time I recall my experience! Yack. Lol.

Got any baby tales? Lol. Share yours... 

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4 hours ago, kimi said:

Don't eat right out of a kid's plate. Lol

“ayele o...” I knew it would end in tears as soon as I got to this part 😆 

The amount of air I chew when they insist on “sharing” their food with me ehn...mba biko 🤢

I would “yum” and “Hmmn” away and that’s it or I divert their attention to feeding the next unfortunate person next to me 😂 
 

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17 hours ago, MissBanks said:

“ayele o...” I knew it would end in tears as soon as I got to this part 😆 

The amount of air I chew when they insist on “sharing” their food with me ehn...mba biko 🤢

I would “yum” and “Hmmn” away and that’s it or I divert their attention to feeding the next unfortunate person next to me 😂 
 

Hahahahahaha. Lesson learnt, never again. Lol

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Lmao i don't spend a lot of time with children but the few times i have, its been with kids that don't know how to share their food 😣

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2 hours ago, Hawken said:

Lmao i don't spend a lot of time with children but the few times i have, its been with kids that don't know how to share their food 😣

Hahahahahahaha. Karma perhaps. You are probably getting babies that were just like you. 

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16 hours ago, kimi said:

Hahahahahahaha. Karma perhaps. You are probably getting babies that were just like you. 

Very very likely. I remember I was a stingy child 😂👀

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2 hours ago, Hawken said:

Very very likely. I remember I was a stingy child 😂👀

Hahahahahahaha. 

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