Moderators kimi Posted August 20, 2020 Moderators Share Posted August 20, 2020 Feel free to post here funny but true things we do to avert consequences of our actions. E.g. You cannot eat KFC every other day and think that by drinking a glass of green tea afterwards, your bum bum won't get fat! 😬☻ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators kimi Posted August 20, 2020 Author Moderators Share Posted August 20, 2020 In my case, it is eating bread every night. Half of a loaf 🙃☹🤭 I eat this most nights amd I drink green tea at bed time. Bum bum seems fine although I can't see it (or maybe it isn't) but my stomach and my boobs are becoming besties it seems ☻ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissBanks Posted August 20, 2020 Share Posted August 20, 2020 Staying up all night and truly believing in that damn snooze button... ⏰ 5 more minutes and you suddenly realize the calmness that surrounds you, it’s really bright outside, you reach for your phone... ...ayele o 🙆🏽♀️ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators kimi Posted August 21, 2020 Author Moderators Share Posted August 21, 2020 12 hours ago, MissBanks said: Staying up all night and truly believing in that damn snooze button... ⏰ 5 more minutes and you suddenly realize the calmness that surrounds you, it’s really bright outside, you reach for your phone... ...ayele o 🙆🏽♀️ Hahahahahaha. You are so hilarious with your description Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators kimi Posted August 21, 2020 Author Moderators Share Posted August 21, 2020 Mehn.... you cannot cheat nature o... This just happened to me. Lol. Blocking the turn-on-red lane and hoping not to get caught by law enforcement. Hmmm.... my money for choi mein is gone 😬 I totally brought this upon myself. But you know what? Kindness attracts kindness and it could have been much worse. Moral of the story: don't take chances on routes you aren't familiar with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawken Posted August 21, 2020 Share Posted August 21, 2020 Last story should be you can't cheat Lastma 😂 because I swear you can't! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawken Posted August 21, 2020 Share Posted August 21, 2020 If you eat anyhow, you will shit anyhow 😣😣😣 That's my own you can't cheat nature. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators kimi Posted August 21, 2020 Author Moderators Share Posted August 21, 2020 2 hours ago, Hawken said: If you eat anyhow, you will shit anyhow 😣😣😣 That's my own you can't cheat nature. Hahahahahahaha. Why are you like this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators kimi Posted August 21, 2020 Author Moderators Share Posted August 21, 2020 3 hours ago, Hawken said: Last story should be you can't cheat Lastma 😂 because I swear you can't! Lool. Those peeps are very diligent and brutal these days o (with the daily targets assigned to them et al)... but mehn, my acting couldn't be faulted ☻. They let me off easy. They showed mercy with the final bill. Lol. And as I left, they said "madam, take it easy okay, we are not god". Hahahahaha. Na wa I hope the lady cop isn't on here o.... 😬😶 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawken Posted August 21, 2020 Share Posted August 21, 2020 4 hours ago, kimi said: Lool. Those peeps are very diligent and brutal these days o (with the daily targets assigned to them et al)... but mehn, my acting couldn't be faulted ☻. They let me off easy. They showed mercy with the final bill. Lol. And as I left, they said "madam, take it easy okay, we are not god". Hahahahaha. Na wa I hope the lady cop isn't on here o.... 😬😶 I can imagine it 😂😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissBanks Posted August 22, 2020 Share Posted August 22, 2020 22 hours ago, Hawken said: If you eat anyhow, you will shit anyhow 😣😣😣 That's my own you can't cheat nature. O lawwwd 🤦🏾♀️ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissBanks Posted August 22, 2020 Share Posted August 22, 2020 22 hours ago, Hawken said: you can't cheat Lastma O lawwwd...those guys ehn 😞 once I see them I already start calculating how much would leave my purse because they must find something 🙄 One was asking me to prove the initials on my car papers with an ID 🤦🏾♀️ 19 hours ago, kimi said: I hope the lady cop isn't on here o.... I hope she is...I would so do the “do you know who I am?” rant on the streets of Lagos 🙃 hey boo thang 😜 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawken Posted August 22, 2020 Share Posted August 22, 2020 8 hours ago, MissBanks said: O lawwwd 🤦🏾♀️ Lmao facts na Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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