Calllaris Posted July 24, 2021 Share Posted July 24, 2021 You: Baby, your face is a work of art. She; *blushing You: We should frame it with my leg * Roses are red pickles are green I really like your legs and what's in between! * Q: Did you just fart? A: No..? R: cos you just blew me away * You:Babe I'm so disappointed in Google maps She:why? You;They didnt tell me that you were a place to eat out * Q: You know what is better than 69? Answer; No?.. Response: 88. You get 8(ate) twice * Question: Hey babe..are you a ketchup bottle? Answer; No?.. Response; Bc I wanna flip you over hit it From the back and make you squirt * Question: Is your name Nescafe coffee? Answer; No?.. Response; Well that's a damn shame cos if it was I'd grind you all day * Question: Hey babe are you a sauna? Answer: No?.. Response: because when I'm inside you I' feel really sweaty. * I came here for a job..do you hv an opening I can fill? * You: Are you a movie She: No? You: because I can sit down and be sure to stay till you Finnish * Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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