Moderators moresko Posted October 1, 2013 Moderators Share Posted October 1, 2013 Saw this online, modified the questions to "fit" the forum The Basics. How many siblings do you have? Do your siblings have a habit of hitting on your girlfriends? Do either of your parents have a habit of hitting on your girlfriends? What is your occupation? How long have you had this current occupation..? Where do you reside/hunker down/hide out/stay? How long have you resided/hunkered down/hid out/stayed at this location? Do you live alone, with roomies, with parents, etc.? Do you own or rent? Do you have/like any pets? If yes to previous question, what kind of pets and how many? Do you clean up after such named pets on a daily basis? Health. Have you ever had to "sneak off" to make a visit to the "free clinic" for fear that you've possibly acquired something that AJAX/DETTOL won't wash off? Have you actually been told by the doctor at such said "free clinic" that you actually DO have something that AJAX/ DETTOL won't wash off? Do you have a therapist? If yes, do you have your therapist's HOME phone number? Are you currently taking any anti-depressants or anti-psychotics? If yes, please list all medications and dosages. Have you ever been told by a professional or NON professional that you are, in fact, completely insane? Do you bathe on a daily basis? Do you groom yourself and brush your teeth on a daily basis? Do you wear clean clothes every day? How often do you masturbate? How high is your sex drive? How experimental are you sexually? Have you ever had to make a visit to the ER because of an accident that happened during sex? Have any of your sexual partners had to make a visit to the ER because of an accident that happened while having sex with you? Past Relationships. How many relationships have you had within the past two years..? Are there any of your exes that you are now "best friends" with? How jealous are you in a relationship? How controlling are you in a relationship? How open minded are you in a relationship? How many times a week did you and your most recent ex argue? Who broke up with whom? Why was there a break up? How long were you with your most recent ex? Community Living. Do you or have you ever had a criminal record? Do you know any policemen or judges on a first name basis because of legal issues? Have you been told that ORANGE actually looks good on you? Have you ever been accused of being domestically violent or abusive? Have you ever seen the back seat of the same police car more than once? Do you find that you're more comfortable being in a building that has bars on the windows instead of being outside in a park? Have you ever, or are you currently, attending any AA or NA meetings? Do you do illegal drugs? Have you ever fantasized about ways to kill your ex? Conclusion. Please list FIVE reasons why you feel that you should be considered for this position. Please list FIVE reasons why you WANT this position. Please list all hobbies, habits, clicks, ticks, and twitches that you might have. Please if considered for this position, there will be an interview conducted where you will have to take me out on a date. Where would you take me and what would we do? HAVE FUN and TAG SOMEONE TO ANSWER THE QUESTIONS :)/>/> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators FlyJ Posted October 2, 2013 Administrators Share Posted October 2, 2013 @Moresko Please answer the questions... I tag u....lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators moresko Posted October 2, 2013 Author Moderators Share Posted October 2, 2013 The Basics. 10 (It’s complicated) No No Sales/ Human Relationship Too Long Maryland, United States. Too Long Family Own Yes Dog Yes Health. The answer to the first 6 questions is no Never Yes, everyday. Yes Yes At least twice a day. Very high Very experimental, as long as it does not include scat, blood, and men. No No Past Relationships. None No, just friends Among never Never Depends Maybe once I broke up with her Distance ***.5 years Community Living. The answer to everything is no Conclusion. I am sane, I chew with my mouth closed, I love to eat, I am not bald, and I have a sense of humor. Ask FlyJ, she told me to answer. I love to read, and I love powerlifting. Eggs are my favorite food. I sleep naked most times; I can’t stand snobs, and so much more. We'll have to sit down, and chat about that. Now I am tagging FlyJ, Lala1, and Abystacy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nameless Posted October 2, 2013 Share Posted October 2, 2013 LOL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abystacy Posted October 2, 2013 Share Posted October 2, 2013 Wow Moresko u really wanna put me on a long thing....lol BASIC. 12 siblings Just one...once No applicant Just finished nysc Ajah Lagos A year Live alone Rent Yes Dog Yea HEALTH... No No Ya once Yea I do No No Yes Yes Yes No don't masturbate Extremely high Love to experiment No Past Relationship... 2 Yea Very jealous Depends Very open minded Kinda today I did Distance nd other minor stuff 1year+6months Community living No No No No No Kinda No meeting No I dnt No never CONCLUSION.... I really don't knw why I shud be considered cos we hardly knw each other so I refer that part to moresko...tongue out.. I am a Lil bit weird..I love to laugh I smile always..cooking is my fav hobby..I love to bake nd tryout new recipes...I smoke not often thou..am allergic to snobs nd Insensitive people..I love to sleep naked..infact I like been naked all the time..am a great dancer so I love to dance..i love music but am a bathroom singer..I write nd I read anytin I can get my hand on...am nt a party freak but like to hav a gud time..am a Lil bit of an introvert..well I don't knw what else to say...nd dnt knw anyone enof to tag so ...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators FlyJ Posted October 2, 2013 Administrators Share Posted October 2, 2013 The Basics : 4 No No---Wetin concern my parents with my girlfriends? :D System Analyst Long enough Somewhere around Long enough With family Rent I like dogs(terrified though :lol:),but i don't own any Dont have pets so no Health: No at all At all --- I keep it safe so no need for AJAX/Izal/Dettol At all--- Ain't got no business with Depression No..not been to Yaba left yet Of Course Of Course Of Course Not often Superbly high Very experimental Nope - I don't do war/ Boko Haram sex. Nope --- Not a vampire(Slow n steady) Past Relationships 1 Just friends not best friends Not really jealous 0/10 Very open minded 6 times a week (She cray) I did Long story just wasn't working(Abuse,Grudges, Assumptions etc.) 6 months Community Living No No Yea No No No No No No Conclusion I am cool,funny,real, good communicator, and listener. Ask Moresko she tagged me...lol..shes my manager I can't list all but i will list a few. I love music, i love to surf the internet, i love to read, i love soccer,i like laughing,allergic to bullshit etc. Too late o...position filled I tag @ Prisca, @Chocolat and @Nameless to answer these questions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nameless Posted October 2, 2013 Share Posted October 2, 2013 Basics: Three No No Student/Writer Forever/3yrs Lagos Forever (Travel occasionally) With Family Ditto Yes Three Yes (if I happen to not be otherwise engaged) Health: No No No No All the time Yes Yes Yes Often enough Just there I dunno (Depends) Not quite Not quite Past Relationships: 1 No Not even a little bit Not much (Call it a Dominant Personality) Very 0.01 I did Got bored 18months (on and off) Community Living: No No No No No No No Erm... Sometimes No Conclusion: I got tagged... Someone's curious. *shrugs* Ditto Play a lot of video games, reading, writing, sleeping, eating, talking, anything concerning music; I do not Lie; I have a bit of OCD, Very Contrary personality, I abhor Disloyalty. I'll let you tell me what you want. No one to tag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lala1 Posted October 2, 2013 Share Posted October 2, 2013 2 No Hell No! Corps member (rounding up next week!) One year. Abuja! 13 years With parents Neither We have cats two but I prefer dogs. Two cats Kinda have to. They crap everywhere. Health. Lmao! Yes! Once! Yes, once! We good though! No, I want one though Nope God no! Nil Several times by a non professionals Twice when I'm not too tired/lazy Kind have to. It depends on what 'clean' means. :D When I'm horny. Even at the office! Lmao! That's what office toilets are for! On a scale of 1-10, I'll say a 7. I'll try a few things. Hehe, nope! Not yet! Haha! Nooooo! Past Relationships. None. :D Hell naa! Recipe for disaster, much! Very! I don't share! I allow freedom, if you really care about me, you won't mess around. Depends on the individual. That's hard to say, not more than twice I'd guess. I broke up. He cheated. He cheated. Not long AT ALL! I'm too embarrassed to share! Community Living. Thankfully noo! Nope! Haha! Naa! Lover not a hitter! Nope! Naa! God no! I love me some fields! Naa! Does weed count?? :D Lmaoo! Never that bad! Conclusion. Lol! Didn't even know I was applying. Here goes * I'm kind and caring * I'm independent * I'm a good lover..yes, sexually * I'm considerate of my partners * You probably can't do better than me :D Lol! * I'm lonely and so are you ** I'm lonely and so are you * * I'm lonely and so are you ** I'm lonely and so are you * * I'm lonely and so are you * (joke!) I like to drink, smoke..somewhat, I read a lot. I tend to get a bit critical, I get jealous and protective sometimes. I get easily attached to people. I'd take you bowling, then get dinner and drinks afterwards! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators moresko Posted October 3, 2013 Author Moderators Share Posted October 3, 2013 Thanks FlyJ, Abystacy, Nameless, and Lala1 for the replies, I know the questions are long. Thanks you guys Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abystacy Posted October 3, 2013 Share Posted October 3, 2013 Its long but it was fun.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nameless Posted October 3, 2013 Share Posted October 3, 2013 Yea, it was. Reading replies even more so. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chocolat Posted October 3, 2013 Share Posted October 3, 2013 The basic Five No No Banking Four years Charlotte NC 10 yrs Live alone Rent yes 1 puppy Yes Health No NO NO NO NO NO NO Yes Yes Yes No (tried it, but can never cum) Hmmmmmm medium NO NO Past Relation None am friends with all my EXes Not the jealous type Not controlling Am very open minded We hardly argued It was mutual *** yrs Community NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO IF the position is still available, I believe that I am best qualified for it because am sexy, intelligent, funny, great sense of humor and I LOVE to have a good time meaning you will never be bored around me. Am not sure what you are into but I will like to plan our date based on what you like. Now if you want me to surprise you, I will be glad to take you to my favorite place on this planet.. I tagged everyone who has not participated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
candy345 Posted October 3, 2013 Share Posted October 3, 2013 THE BASIC 7 NO Tried once Run a couple of businesses Quit long Housing Estate Asaba/Osha Quit long With my kids Own No No HEALTH No No No Not at all No Yes Yes Whenever am horny, (must be at the comfort of my bedroom) Very high In between No No PAST RELATIONSHIP 1 No Very jealous Somehow controlling Not always Twice or more (towards our break up) I did She was just asking for too much *** yrs COMMUNITY LIVING NO to all the questions CONCLUSION I am healthy n strong, I am genuine, I am independent and I love my life *winks* The position, hmmmm nt applying...... Exercising, driving, reading, watching romantic movies,eating well, I dnt compete tho cld kill for my love... We 'll ve to talk on that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghrayz Posted October 3, 2013 Share Posted October 3, 2013 The Basic 4 No No Awaiting service/modelling modelling for 2yrs/waiting since lst yr Abuja 7yrs Parent Rented Hell nah Health No No No No No None No Yes Yes Yes Hardly Really high 'Very' experimental Lol Nah Nah Past relationship 1 Nah Very Jealous Nt at all Very open-minded 5days a wk I had to It wzn't working 2month Community living No No No No and No I'm calm, cool, caring, understanding and good looking. I want it cos I really need a soul mate and someone i can relate to. I like dancing, cooking, music, having fun :D, surfing the net, shopaholic, junkie, entertainer, lover etc.... TO THE MOON :* :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Prisca Posted October 5, 2013 Administrators Share Posted October 5, 2013 Basics. How many siblings do you have? -----5 Do your siblings have a habit of hitting on your girlfriends?---- no but their are quite friendly Do either of your parents have a habit of hitting on your girlfriends?-----parent got no biz with much girlfriend What is your occupation?----- webmaster/system administrator How long have you had this current occupation..?------- born to it Where do you reside/hunker down/hide out/stay?----- Lagos How long have you resided/hunkered down/hid out/stayed at this location?---- quite long Do you live alone, with roomies, with parents, etc.? Alone Do you own or rent?---- Rent Do you have/like any pets? ----Love dogs,chipmunks, parrot but got none If yes to previous question, what kind of pets and how many?----- Own no pets Do you clean up after such named pets on a daily basis?---- No pets Health. Have you ever had to "sneak off" to make a visit to the "free clinic" for fear that you've possibly acquired something that AJAX/DETTOL won't wash off? ---No Have you actually been told by the doctor at such said "free clinic" that you actually DO have something that AJAX/ DETTOL won't wash off?---No Do you have a therapist? ---No , don't need one If yes, do you have your therapist's HOME phone number?---- No Are you currently taking any anti-depressants or anti-psychotics? ----No If yes, please list all medications and dosages.----No Have you ever been told by a professional or NON professional that you are, in fact, completely insane?---- No Do you bathe on a daily basis?-----yes of course Do you groom yourself and brush your teeth on a daily basis?---- yes of course Do you wear clean clothes every day? ---- yes of course How often do you masturbate? -----Once a while How high is your sex drive?---- Just normal How experimental are you sexually? ----Very experimental Have you ever had to make a visit to the ER because of an accident that happened during sex?---- No Have any of your sexual partners had to make a visit to the ER because of an accident that happened while having sex with you? ----No , am always gentle Past Relationships. How many relationships have you had within the past two years..?----2 Are there any of your exes that you are now "best friends" with? ----Not best friends just pals How jealous are you in a relationship?---- am realistic How controlling are you in a relationship?---- never controlling How open minded are you in a relationship?----- very understanding How many times a week did you and your most recent ex argue? ----no arguments Who broke up with whom?-----no one did Why was there a break up?------ disconnection How long were you with your most recent ex?------ 9 months Community Living. Do you or have you ever had a criminal record? ----No Do you know any policemen or judges on a first name basis because of legal issues?----No Have you been told that ORANGE actually looks good on you?---- No Have you ever been accused of being domestically violent or abusive?------No Have you ever seen the back seat of the same police car more than once? ----Never seen it at all Do you find that you're more comfortable being in a building that has bars on the windows instead of being outside in a park? ----Don't think so Have you ever, or are you currently, attending any AA or NA meetings?-----Non Do you do illegal drugs?---- No , where can I find that ? Have you ever fantasized about ways to kill your ex?----no way Conclusion. Please list FIVE reasons why you feel that you should be considered for this position.---- Am not searching Please list FIVE reasons why you WANT this position. -----Sorry am already hired Please list all hobbies, habits, clicks, ticks, and twitches that you might have.---- swimming, watching movies, music and staying online 247 Please if considered for this position, there will be an interview conducted where you will have to take me out on a date. Where would you take me and what would we do? -----Not interested I tag@ sandraB,candyluv, Ruggedk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
candy345 Posted October 5, 2013 Share Posted October 5, 2013 Basics. How many siblings do you have? -----5 Do your siblings have a habit of hitting on your girlfriends?---- no but their are quite friendly Do either of your parents have a habit of hitting on your girlfriends?-----parent got no biz with much girlfriend What is your occupation?----- webmaster/system administrator How long have you had this current occupation..?------- born to it Where do you reside/hunker down/hide out/stay?----- Lagos How long have you resided/hunkered down/hid out/stayed at this location?---- quite long Do you live alone, with roomies, with parents, etc.? Alone Do you own or rent?---- Rent Do you have/like any pets? ----Love dogs,chipmunks, parrot but got none If yes to previous question, what kind of pets and how many?----- Own no pets Do you clean up after such named pets on a daily basis?---- No pets Health. Have you ever had to "sneak off" to make a visit to the "free clinic" for fear that you've possibly acquired something that AJAX/DETTOL won't wash off? ---No Have you actually been told by the doctor at such said "free clinic" that you actually DO have something that AJAX/ DETTOL won't wash off?---No Do you have a therapist? ---No , don't need one If yes, do you have your therapist's HOME phone number?---- No Are you currently taking any anti-depressants or anti-psychotics? ----No If yes, please list all medications and dosages.----No Have you ever been told by a professional or NON professional that you are, in fact, completely insane?---- No Do you bathe on a daily basis?-----yes of course Do you groom yourself and brush your teeth on a daily basis?---- yes of course Do you wear clean clothes every day? ---- yes of course How often do you masturbate? -----Once a while How high is your sex drive?---- Just normal How experimental are you sexually? ----Very experimental Have you ever had to make a visit to the ER because of an accident that happened during sex?---- No Have any of your sexual partners had to make a visit to the ER because of an accident that happened while having sex with you? ----No , am always gentle Past Relationships. How many relationships have you had within the past two years..?----2 Are there any of your exes that you are now "best friends" with? ----Not best friends just pals How jealous are you in a relationship?---- am realistic How controlling are you in a relationship?---- never controlling How open minded are you in a relationship?----- very understanding How many times a week did you and your most recent ex argue? ----no arguments Who broke up with whom?-----no one did Why was there a break up?------ disconnection How long were you with your most recent ex?------ 9 months Community Living. Do you or have you ever had a criminal record? ----No Do you know any policemen or judges on a first name basis because of legal issues?----No Have you been told that ORANGE actually looks good on you?---- No Have you ever been accused of being domestically violent or abusive?------No Have you ever seen the back seat of the same police car more than once? ----Never seen it at all Do you find that you're more comfortable being in a building that has bars on the windows instead of being outside in a park? ----Don't think so Have you ever, or are you currently, attending any AA or NA meetings?-----Non Do you do illegal drugs?---- No , where can I find that ? Have you ever fantasized about ways to kill your ex?----no way Conclusion. Please list FIVE reasons why you feel that you should be considered for this position.---- Am not searching Please list FIVE reasons why you WANT this position. -----Sorry am already hired Please list all hobbies, habits, clicks, ticks, and twitches that you might have.---- swimming, watching movies, music and staying online 247 Please if considered for this position, there will be an interview conducted where you will have to take me out on a date. Where would you take me and what would we do? -----Not interested I tag@ sandraB,candyluv, Ruggedk Answered already. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobb Posted October 5, 2013 Share Posted October 5, 2013 jeez dis shi* is long..how do u guys get to type all dez?? lmao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diff Posted October 8, 2013 Share Posted October 8, 2013 Really long- the questions and answers are rily fun to read.... :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M2DD Posted April 27, 2014 Share Posted April 27, 2014 So I was going through the site and stumbled upon this, good to recycle this , gives the newbies something to participate in. The Basics. 1. 5 2. No ***. No 4. Petroleum Engr 5. 6 years 6. Abuja 7. 2 years 8. Alone 9. Rent 10. No Health. 1-5. No 6. Yes 7. Yes 8. Yes 9. I don't 10. Average 11. Very experimental 12-13. No Past Relationships 1. That would be 1 2. No ***. Not really 4. Never 5. Depends 6. Thrice 7. I broke up 8. Could not keep up 9. *** years Community Living No Conclusion . Watching movies, reading , playing basketball Tagging: FlyJ, Sleeky and Milaz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evelyn Posted April 27, 2014 Share Posted April 27, 2014 *whistling nd reading replies* dis 1 na long tin questuon of life Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M2DD Posted April 27, 2014 Share Posted April 27, 2014 *whistling nd reading replies* dis 1 na long tin questuon of life Answer jare, actually I've been on the site and I think I'm going to recycle a lot of old topics.That would keep us going, since we are not posting something new. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rencie Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 Odiegwu Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ladyj Posted May 4, 2014 Share Posted May 4, 2014 Just Passing By . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milaz Posted May 15, 2014 Share Posted May 15, 2014 Omg. I just realized minini tagged me. Ive been a.w o.l but here it goes... The basics -- 4 -- No -- lmfao. f***k. No -- P.A -- 3weeks --Lagos --on and off 8years -- with my sister (. House hunting tho, let a sister knw if there r any available cribs around you , lagos mainland residents) --neither ---obsessed with big cats. Wish i cld own a tiger. Love dogs If yes to previous question, what kind of pets and how many? Do you clean up after such named pets on a daily basis? Health. -- No -- hahaha. No -- No --i think so --no --no If yes, please list all medications and dosages --yes ! ! minini says im a' crase girl' -- hell yeah -- Yes. -- yes -- Not nemore --Above sea level --Extremely experimental --No -- No --No Past Relationships. --1 -- . No -- I do okay. Im not a snooper or c.I.a agent tho, asking 99 questions isnt my thing. -- Minimal. --I do okay ---2wice --I called it off -- I wanted to move on --10months Community Living. --No -- No -- No.lol -- Nope -- No -- Im claustrophobic -- No -- No --Lool. An old ex .yes! ! Conclusion -- Because . You. Will. Love. Me -- Because. You. Want. It. Too. --. I get bored easily so we need to keep thetrain in motion. Reader. Cooking. And I will miss loads of your calls. Its a terriblephone habit -- TALKKKKK....probably a bar. Hopefully you drink? *wink* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milaz Posted May 15, 2014 Share Posted May 15, 2014 I tag Iris and daftpunk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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