Iris Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 . Basics: How many siblings- 4 girls Hitting on gfs- Nope Parents hitting- Nope Occupation- why all these personal stories na How long- Not too long Where do u stay- Somewhere close How long- not long Alone or wit Parents- with flatmates Own/Rent- rent Do u av/Like any pets- I loooove Dogs Do u own one- yes Health: Have you ever had to sneak 'off' to make a visit to the 'free' clinic for fear that you've possibly acquired something that dettol or ajax won't wash off---- Yes ofcourse I av, I'm sexually active. Have you actually been told by the doc at such said 'free clinic' that you actually do have something that Dettol and Ajax won't wash off?---- No, I take my health seriously. Do you have a therapist- my alone time Phone number- Yes Taking any anti-depressants or anti-psychotics- I dont get depressed. Insanity?- No Do you bathe on a daily basis?---- No I dont. Bathing too often aint healthy. And besides I'd just get dirty again. Brush?- yes Clean clothes everyday?- I try How often do you masturbate- why do you want to know na haha How high is your sex drive- automatically becomes high in love How experimental are u- hehehehe . Have you ever had to make a visit to the ER because of an accident that happened during sex?------ l've never dated a tiger. Have any of your sexual partner had to visit d ER because of an accident that happened while having sex with you?------- No, I'm considerate enough. Past Relationships: How many relationships have you had within d past 2 years- One. Best friends with ex?- No How jealous are you in a relationship- if there's no reason to be How controlling are you in a relationship- Not controlling How open-minded are you in a relationship- Honest. How many times a week did you and your most recent ex argue- A few times in a year maybe, we were together for so long. Who broke up with who- Does this matter? Why was there a breakup- Unrequitted love. How long were you together- 7 years. Community Living: Do u or have you ever had a criminal record- No Know any policemen or judges by their first name- No You been told Orange looks good on you- Dont have any 'Orange' thing. Domestically violent or Abusive- Neither. I'm reserved. I've seen the backseat of the same police vehicle but never sat in any. Any AA/NA meetings?- No. Illegal drugs?- No. Have you ever fantasized about ways to kill your ex?- someone who loved more than life? Conclusion: 5 reasons you feel you should be considered for this position: - I'm your ex's ex. That's all. Clicks, Hobbies, Habbits, Ticks etc: - I can be sassy. Jokes apart..I'm real, I dont pretend. I'm not a goddess, I make a lot of mistakes. I have boundaries as to what I can take. I like to tease. l laugh a lot. I love wit. Dogs. Using towel to the bathroom is too much clothing for me. I dont look at my feet..I often wear two different bathroom slippers at a time as long as my feet isn't touching the ground. Sing while bathing. l am anonymous EVERYWHERE online! The only place where my name is real is on facebook. l get distracted a lot. Can't study in a library. I get bored during lectures, don't like the silence. Calm. Where would I take you to on a date and what would we do- I'll take you to go meet Angelina Jolie and together we would have a threesome. I tag d next person. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daftpunk Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 The Basics. How many siblings do you have? ----------------------------------------------Five Do your siblings have a habit of hitting on your girlfriends? ------------------------Never Do either of your parents have a habit of hitting on your girlfriends? ----------------Abomination What is your occupation? ---------------------------------------------------- Finance/Armed Robber How long have you had this current occupation..?-------------------------------- 6 years Where do you reside/hunker down/hide out/stay?---------------------------------Lagos How long have you resided/hunkered down/hid out/stayed at this location-----------On and Off 7 years Do you live alone, with roomies, with parents, etc.?-------------------------------Roomy Do you own or rent?---------------------------------------------------------Rent Do you have/like any pets?----------------------------------------------------Nope, I'm a pet on my own. If yes to previous question, what kind of pets and how many?------------------------Neg. Do you clean up after such named pets on a daily basis?----------------------------Eeew , Thank God I don't have to Health. Have you ever had to "sneak off" to make a visit to the "free clinic" for fear that you've possibly acquired something that AJAX/DETTOL won't wash off?-------- Not Yet Have you actually been told by the doctor at such said "free clinic" that you actually DO have something that AJAX/ DETTOL won't wash off? -----------------Not Yet Do you have a therapist?--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Not Yet LOL Are you currently taking any anti-depressants or anti-psychotics?----------------------------------------Only Coca-Cola which I find is a good anti-depressant If yes, please list all medications and dosages. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------One bottle when down Have you ever been told by a professional or NON professional that you are, in fact, completely insane? ------------------------------------------------Not Yet Do you bathe on a daily basis?-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Yes,I swear I do Do you groom yourself and brush your teeth on a daily basis?---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Yes Do you wear clean clothes every day?-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Yes How often do you masturbate?-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Everyday ,Except sick or Eewy How high is your sex drive?----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Healthy How experimental are you sexually?--------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------------------------------Quite Have you ever had to make a visit to the ER because of an accident that happened during sex? -Almost but situation got resolved,lol scary, how'd I have explained myself) Have any of your sexual partners had to make a visit to the ER because of an accident that happened while having sex with you?-Nope I'm gentle,Its my ex-partners that should be watched. Past Relationships. How many relationships have you had within the past two years..? --------------------------------------------------------------------------------Two Are there any of your exes that you are now "best friends" with? -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------Yes How jealous are you in a relationship?----------------------------------------------------------------------------------Not at all Jealous,Very trusting How controlling are you in a relationship?--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Not controlling How open minded are you in a relationship?---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Very Open Minded How many times a week did you and your most recent ex argue?--------------------------------------------------------- --Don't Argue,I don't like Wahala Who broke up with whom? --------------------------------------------------------------------I Think I broke up, or Mutual ....( Relationship had expired) Why was there a break up?------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Not Intellectually fulfilling to me How long were you with your most recent ex?-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------About Eight Months Community Living. Do you or have you ever had a criminal record?----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Nope Do you know any policemen or judges on a first name basis because of legal issues?---------------------------------------------------------------Nope Have you been told that ORANGE actually looks good on you?----------------------------------------------------------------------------------Nope Have you ever been accused of being domestically violent or abusive?---------------------------------------------------------------------------Nope Have you ever seen the back seat of the same police car more than once?------------------------------------------------------------------------Nope Do you find that you're more comfortable being in a building that has bars on the windows instead of being outside in a park?-----------Does'nt Matter either way Have you ever, or are you currently, attending any AA or NA meetings?---------------------------------------------------------------------------Nope Do you do illegal drugs?------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Nope Have you ever fantasized about ways to kill your ex?----------------------------------------------------------------------------No, LoL,Who does that Conclusion. Please list FIVE reasons why you feel that you should be considered for this position.I'll be your best g/f,You would love me, I would love you, Everyone'll be jealous of us,Its fate. Please list FIVE reasons why you WANT this position. Please list all hobbies, habits, clicks, ticks, and twitches that you might have.......Like going to the beach,travelling,I like humorous people, Like watching movies alone cos concentration,For kissing sake not too much lipstick. Please if considered for this position, there will be an interview conducted where you will have to take me out on a date. Where would you take me and what would we do?------ We would go to a clean beach where we could go bare feet, we would hold hands,laugh loudly , eat suya and drink stuff and runaround in the retreating waves, just like they do in Nigerian movies. I hereby Tag Simp34 or something and Nadine10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simpl384 Posted May 24, 2014 Share Posted May 24, 2014 The Basics... How many siblings do you have? ----------------------------------------------2 Do your siblings have a habit of hitting on your girlfriends? ------------------------Yea,once... our relationship was discrete Do either of your parents have a habit of hitting on your girlfriends? ----------------Gawd NO What is your occupation? ---------------------------------------------------- Application developer How long have you had this current occupation..?-------------------------------- 4 years Where do you reside/hunker down/hide out/stay?--------------------------------Abuja/Ibadan How long have you resided/hunkered down/hid out/stayed at this location-----------5 years Do you live alone, with roomies, with parents, etc.?-------------------------------Roomy / parents Do you own or rent?---------------------------------------------------------Rent / own Do you have/like any pets?----------------------------------------------------Yes. If yes to previous question, what kind of pets and how many?------------------------I don’t own one. Do you clean up after such named pets on a daily basis?----------------------------S/A Health. Have you ever had to "sneak off" to make a visit to the "free clinic" for fear that you've possibly acquired something that AJAX/DETTOL won't wash off?--------No Have you actually been told by the doctor at such said "free clinic" that you actually DO have something that AJAX/ DETTOL won't wash off? -----------------No Do you have a therapist?--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------No Are you currently taking any anti-depressants or anti-psychotics?----------------------------------------No If yes, please list all medications and dosages. --------------------------------------------------------------------None Have you ever been told by a professional or NON professional that you are, in fact, completely insane? --------No Do you bathe on a daily basis?-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------As much as I hate to bathe,i do on a daily Do you groom yourself and brush your teeth on a daily basis?-------------------------------------------------Yes Do you wear clean clothes every day?---------------------------------------------------------------------Yes How often do you masturbate?-------------------------------------------------------------once in a while How high is your sex drive?------------------------------------------------------------------------my meter is mid range How experimental are you sexually?--------------------------------- --------------------------depends on my partner Have you ever had to make a visit to the ER because of an accident that happened during sex? - I don't like it rough, never had to visit an ER Have any of your sexual partners had to make a visit to the ER because of an accident that happened while having sex with you? No Past Relationships. How many relationships have you had within the past two years..? -------------------------------One Are there any of your exes that you are now "best friends" with? --------------------No, in my school of thought, ex stays as ex…no calls, text How jealous are you in a relationship?------------------------------------------------------------------depends, if I’m in love I can be sometimes How controlling are you in a relationship?-------------------------------------------------------------------------I get through my work problems with a lot of if...else statements, it’s not such a bad idea if my partner does explore options How open minded are you in a relationship?------------------------------------------------------------very open How many times a week did you and your most recent ex argue?---------------------------------I hate arguments/fights..I’d rather drop the issue Who broke up with whom? --------------------------------------------------------------------thinking.... Why was there a break up?-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------distance How long were you with your most recent ex?-------------------------------------------------------------2 years Community Living. Do you or have you ever had a criminal record?---------------------------------------------------------------No Do you know any policemen or judges on a first name basis because of legal issues?-----------------------No Have you been told that ORANGE actually looks good on you?-------------------------------------No Have you ever been accused of being domestically violent or abusive?--------------------------------I detest violence, I try as much as possible to put a smile on someone's face daily Have you ever seen the back seat of the same police car more than once?-----------------------------------No Do you find that you're more comfortable being in a building that has bars on the windows instead of being outside in a park?-----------very comfortable Have you ever, or are you currently, attending any AA or NA meetings?-------------------------------------No Do you do illegal drugs?---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------No Have you ever fantasized about ways to kill your ex?-----------------------------------------------No, the next in line is always better than the previous Conclusion. Please list FIVE reasons why you feel that you should be considered for this position. I don't cheat, all the small things count(won't forget anniversaries, birthdays, valentines),'twill be love love and love, no cries no heartbreak,i'll tell you how pretty you are everyday Please list FIVE reasons why you WANT this position. Searching but not desperate though Please list all hobbies, habits, clicks, ticks, and twitches that you might have. I love to laugh, I love music..,i sleep naked sometimes, allergic to snobs, in love with IT, I surf internet alottt, lots more to tell if we go out on a date Please if considered for this position, there will be an interview conducted where you will have to take me out on a date. Where would you take me and what would we do?------ I’d let you decide that I tag msztee and justmii Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xenastar Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 diarris God o...mine's coming soon...loading 10% Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dequeen Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 Thanx xena for resurrecting this thread. I enjoyed going through it. I tag Evelyn, suavity, potter, mide, soft stud, bagaun, missbold, and still loading..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators FlyJ Posted October 23, 2014 Administrators Share Posted October 23, 2014 I tag @dequeen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dequeen Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 I tag @dequeen. Lol .... loading.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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divabj Posted March 28, 2015 Share Posted March 28, 2015 Siblings-4 No but they are extremely friendly No Unemployed(just finished nysc) Abk/bayelsa Abk-5yrs/ by-a year Yes (sis) Rent HEALTH No to d first 6 questions Yes Yes Yes 5-7 times a week Am open minded No None None Reasonably Very open COMMUNITY No Yes No No Yes No No No No I dunno u just gotta stick around to knw, I believe in things falling into place naturally Hobbies- dancing, gisting, singing(in my nt so nice tiny voice), used to smoke,I hate loneliness We could talk abt that If u stuck around enough Yipee!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simpl384 Posted August 18, 2015 Share Posted August 18, 2015 You have been loading since like forever dequeen,na trucks you dey load ? :P Fill this space jare The cool newbies,this is where you belong Lol .... loading.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dequeen Posted August 18, 2015 Share Posted August 18, 2015 You have been loading since like forever dequeen,na trucks you dey load ? :P/> Fill this space jare The cool newbies,this is where you belong hahaha! Good to have you back @Simpl3. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
savvy Posted August 18, 2015 Share Posted August 18, 2015 Hahaha this is serious!!! How come I haven't seen this all this while Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michelle Posted April 20, 2019 Share Posted April 20, 2019 The Basics. How many siblings do you have? 3 Do your siblings have a habit of hitting on your girlfriends? never Do either of your parents have a habit of hitting on your girlfriends? never What is your occupation? problem solver How long have you had this current occupation..? 20 yrs Where do you reside/hunker down/hide out/stay? Cali How long have you resided/hunkered down/hid out/stayed at this location? 25 yrs Do you live alone, with roomies, with parents, etc.? I have 2 niglets. Do you own or rent? own Do you have/like any pets? 2 chihuahuas If yes to previous question, what kind of pets and how many? ☝️ Do you clean up after such named pets on a daily basis? no, my niglets handle that. Health. Have you ever had to "sneak off" to make a visit to the "free clinic" for fear that you've possibly acquired something that AJAX/DETTOL won't wash off? never Have you actually been told by the doctor at such said "free clinic" that you actually DO have something that AJAX/ DETTOL won't wash off? never Do you have a therapist? no If yes, do you have your therapist's HOME phone number? n/a Are you currently taking any anti-depressants or anti-psychotics? no If yes, please list all medications and dosages. Have you ever been told by a professional or NON professional that you are, in fact, completely insane? never Do you bathe on a daily basis? yes Do you groom yourself and brush your teeth on a daily basis? yes Do you wear clean clothes every day? yes How often do you masturbate? hmmm occasionally How high is your sex drive? very high How experimental are you sexually? somewhat open to new idea Have you ever had to make a visit to the ER because of an accident that happened during sex? no Have any of your sexual partners had to make a visit to the ER because of an accident that happened while having sex with you? no Past Relationships. How many relationships have you had within the past two years..? 1 Are there any of your exes that you are now "best friends" with? good friends with just 1 How jealous are you in a relationship? slightly How controlling are you in a relationship? not at all How open minded are you in a relationship? very How many times a week did you and your most recent ex argue? rarely Who broke up with whom? it was mutual Why was there a break up? I wasn't happy. How long were you with your most recent ex? 1 yr Community Living. Do you or have you ever had a criminal record? no Do you know any policemen or judges on a first name basis because of legal issues? no Have you been told that ORANGE actually looks good on you? no...not my color. Have you ever been accused of being domestically violent or abusive? no Have you ever seen the back seat of the same police car more than once? no Do you find that you're more comfortable being in a building that has bars on the windows instead of being outside in a park? no Have you ever, or are you currently, attending any AA or NA meetings? no Do you do illegal drugs? no Have you ever fantasized about ways to kill your ex? no I was bored. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators moresko Posted April 20, 2019 Author Moderators Share Posted April 20, 2019 Lol, this post is still alive. 😂😂😂. I have to revise a bunch of questions, and maybe revise my answers.😂😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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