Dipbluesae Posted February 26, 2018 Share Posted February 26, 2018 Let'say you were Jonah and the fish swallowed you from Atlanta, USA and vomited you at water-side Aba, What will you do?😁 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators kimi Posted February 27, 2018 Moderators Share Posted February 27, 2018 6 hours ago, DipBluSae said: Let'say you were Jonah and the fish swallowed you from Atlanta, USA and vomited you at water-side Aba, What will you do?😁 Hahahahaha. I will force its mouth open ni o... force it open, go back inside and take my rightful place in its tummy till it decides on a more appealing destination 😁🙄☻ I'll end that very dramatic fit with "you're mad" hahaha 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midnighter Posted March 15, 2018 Share Posted March 15, 2018 A statue of a man and a statue of a woman stood looking at each other for hundreds of years. One day a wizard, feeling sorry for the statues, brought them to life for 30 minutes. Right away, the two of them ran into some nearby bushes and you could hear all kinds of strange sounds and moans from there. After a while they came back out, giggling. The wizard told them "You have another 15 minutes left, if you want to have another go." The statues looked at each other and the male statue answered "Fine, but this time you hold the bird and i'll shit on it." 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Txunamy Posted March 15, 2018 Share Posted March 15, 2018 34 minutes ago, Midnighter said: A statue of a man and a statue of a woman stood looking at each other for hundreds of years. One day a wizard, feeling sorry for the statues, brought them to life for 30 minutes. Right away, the two of them ran into some nearby bushes and you could hear all kinds of strange sounds and moans from there. After a while they came back out, giggling. The wizard told them "You have another 15 minutes left, if you want to have another go." The statues looked at each other and the male statue answered "Fine, but this time you hold the bird and i'll shit on it." Epic! Revenge is a dish best served cold. ☺ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators kimi Posted March 15, 2018 Moderators Share Posted March 15, 2018 1 hour ago, Midnighter said: A statue of a man and a statue of a woman stood looking at each other for hundreds of years. One day a wizard, feeling sorry for the statues, brought them to life for 30 minutes. Right away, the two of them ran into some nearby bushes and you could hear all kinds of strange sounds and moans from there. After a while they came back out, giggling. The wizard told them "You have another 15 minutes left, if you want to have another go." The statues looked at each other and the male statue answered "Fine, but this time you hold the bird and i'll shit on it." Hahahahaha. Nice! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calllaris Posted May 6, 2018 Share Posted May 6, 2018 Sisi is definitely smarter interviewer: where were you born? Bode: I was born in Lagos Interviewer: which part? Bode: what do you mean which part? The whole body was born in Lagos... Are you Lazy too? In year 2013 there was a Lesbian Russian scientist named Povandolakoviviscov kintayionshinkov. Why did you skip the name? No need to complete the story then.... ! For I Can't deal with lazy people.. *After they will say Buhari is insulting. Simply to read someone's name is a task and wahala... Powerful Quote of the day : "Sometimes change will not be given to you. You must ask for it "~Pamilerin Moshood Who is Pamilerin Moshood? Pamilerin Moshood is a bus conductor, from Ijegamo Now, read the quote again... #smile #share #sunday 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mimy Posted May 9, 2018 Share Posted May 9, 2018 In Nigeria, just greet an old woman and she will tell you the story of your generation. OKECHUKWU: Good morning ma. VILLAGE OLD WOMAN: Morning. Bia, is this not Okechukwu the son of Ebube the man who raped two girls before getting married to Obianuju the daughter of the wine tapper who fell from a palm tree while staring at the buttocks of Juliliana the village famous prostitute who aborted sixteen pregnancies before getting married to Okohia the Dibia from the neighbouring village? Is it not your grandfather who died of madness? Nwam so you have grown so big like this! Hope your attitude is not like that of your father? 😂😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators kimi Posted May 9, 2018 Moderators Share Posted May 9, 2018 1 hour ago, Gimbiyya said: In Nigeria, just greet an old woman and she will tell you the story of your generation. OKECHUKWU: Good morning ma. VILLAGE OLD WOMAN: Morning. Bia, is this not Okechukwu the son of Ebube the man who raped two girls before getting married to Obianuju the daughter of the wine tapper who fell from a palm tree while staring at the buttocks of Juliliana the village famous prostitute who aborted sixteen pregnancies before getting married to Okohia the Dibia from the neighbouring village? Is it not your grandfather who died of madness? Nwam so you have grown so big like this! Hope your attitude is not like that of your father? 😂😂 Hahahahaha. Na wa. Meaness. Lol 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dipbluesae Posted May 10, 2018 Share Posted May 10, 2018 10 hours ago, Gimbiyya said: In Nigeria, just greet an old woman and she will tell you the story of your generation. OKECHUKWU: Good morning ma. VILLAGE OLD WOMAN: Morning. Bia, is this not Okechukwu the son of Ebube the man who raped two girls before getting married to Obianuju the daughter of the wine tapper who fell from a palm tree while staring at the buttocks of Juliliana the village famous prostitute who aborted sixteen pregnancies before getting married to Okohia the Dibia from the neighbouring village? Is it not your grandfather who died of madness? Nwam so you have grown so big like this! Hope your attitude is not like that of your father? 😂😂 True lol 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calllaris Posted May 13, 2018 Share Posted May 13, 2018 Who else notices this? Yoruba people always shout on phone, Igbo people talk of too many businesses on phone, Hausa people always call the wrong number... Girlies.. You meet a girl on a BRT bus. You buy her 'yoghurt' and you two exchange numbers. Then you see her save your digits with DREAD LOCKS, BRT YOGHURT' ,*pls give my yoghurt back.. Silly Wrong rship decisions You paid #500k for a new apartment, because of her.. Spent Another #550k for holidaying, Kenya at Valentine. And gave her another #250k to add to her business and break up bcos of an SMS that cost #4. Are u alright at all?.. #share #smile #Sunday Sent from Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calllaris Posted May 25, 2018 Share Posted May 25, 2018 A New Metal has been added to Chemistry Name: femme Woman Symbol: FWm Atomic mass: Light when first found... tends to get heavier with time. PHYSICAL PROPERTIES - Boils at any time - Can freeze at any time - Melts if treated with love - Very Bitter if Mishandled CHEMICAL PROPERTIES - Very Reactive - Highly Unstable - Possesses Strong Affinity towards Gold, Silver, Diamond, Platinum, Credit cards, Debit cards & Cheque books - Money Reducing Agent OCCURRENCE Mostly found in front of the Mirror. # Very harmful to you if she sees you with any element similar to itself! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawken Posted November 2, 2018 Share Posted November 2, 2018 1) Day 69 without sex: went bowling just so I could finger something. 2) Lesbian problems: having to kickstart your vibrator. 3) When you're arguing with your girlfriend Me: I swear to god I'm gonna grow my nails out!!! Her: *gasps* you wouldn't dare! 4) What do you call a lesbian with long fingers? Ans: well hung 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators kimi Posted November 2, 2018 Moderators Share Posted November 2, 2018 2 minutes ago, Hawken said: 1) Day 69 without sex: went bowling just so I could finger something. 2) Lesbian problems: having to kickstart your vibrator. 3) When you're arguing with your girlfriend Me: I swear to god I'm gonna grow my nails out!!! Her: *gasps* you wouldn't dare! 4) What do you call a lesbian with long fingers? Ans: well hung Hahahahaha jokes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Txunamy Posted August 15, 2019 Share Posted August 15, 2019 On 11/27/2013 at 2:01 PM, dreamgal said: A farmer buys a young rooster. As soon as it comes home, it rushes & f***ks all the 153 hens... The farmer is impressed thinking about the eggs the hens would hatch. At lunch, the young energetic rooster again screws all the 153 hens. The farmer got tensed up now. Next day, he finds the rooster bleeping the ducks & the geese and parrot too which scared the hell out of him. Later that day, the farmer finds the rooster lying pale, half-dead & vultures circling overhead. Farmer says "You deserved it, you Hot little bastard! U deserve this "The rooster opens one eye,points up & says "Ssshhh. Let them land, I've never bleeped a vulture in my whole bleeping career"..... 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michelle Posted August 18, 2019 Share Posted August 18, 2019 On 11/2/2018 at 3:08 PM, Hawken said: 4) What do you call a lesbian with long fingers? Ans: well hung @Txunamy am I well hung? 😀 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Txunamy Posted August 18, 2019 Share Posted August 18, 2019 6 hours ago, Michelle said: @Txunamy am I well hung? 😀 Errrm.. Kinda Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators kimi Posted August 18, 2019 Moderators Share Posted August 18, 2019 2 hours ago, Txunamy said: Errrm.. Kinda Hahahahahahaha you two should get a room and stop corrupting innocent me 😇🙈 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Txunamy Posted August 18, 2019 Share Posted August 18, 2019 5 minutes ago, kimi said: Hahahahahahaha you two should get a room and stop corrupting innocent me 😇🙈 Looool.. The Arch is incorruptible. 🙃 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michelle Posted August 18, 2019 Share Posted August 18, 2019 7 hours ago, Txunamy said: Errrm.. Kinda 😀 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michelle Posted August 18, 2019 Share Posted August 18, 2019 4 hours ago, kimi said: Hahahahahahaha you two should get a room and stop corrupting innocent me 😇🙈 🙄 pliss 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Txunamy Posted November 1, 2020 Share Posted November 1, 2020 I entered 10 puns in a pun contest hoping one would win, but no pun in ten did. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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