Moderators moresko Posted August 18, 2014 Moderators Share Posted August 18, 2014 Good porn is hard to find, not to speak of good lesbian porn. 95% of the lesbian porn out there are pretty much crap, and basically made for guys. So here is my (yes, its my opinion) list of the signs of bad lesbian porn. 1. They can't shut the f**k up. "I want me to eat that p**sy", "I'm putting my finger in your p**sy", "Want me to f***k it hard", "How do you like that tongue" and so on. You would think they are making the video for a blind person that can't see what they doing? 2. You see p**sy in less than *** minutes. What happened to foreplay, making out and all the stuff. ***. If you hear a guy's voice. Whether it's the introduction or whatever, its gonna be bad. Nothing kills a turn on like hearing a guy say "yep, stick that tongue in her". 4. Almost no make out, kissing or foreplay scene, if the kissing scene is less than 4 minutes and amounts to tongue play, just watch something else. 5. Sweating like no tomorrow, or the skin is too oily (especially black women), just watch something else. 6. Camera hoarding. Mmm if the ladies are constantly looking at the camera, flipping their hair, smacking their lips, giggling like idiots, spreading their legs when the camera is close by, only moans when she sees the camera and so on; watching paint dry will be more interesting than watching that video. 7. The nails are too long. If you're feeling sorry for the woman about to get her vagina pounded, you probably aren't going to enjoy the video 8. Shoes, especially stripper heels and a woman licks those heels. Bad, move on. 9. If the toys are already on the bed and a strap on scene, with a pink, lilac, or purple dong, move on. I know those colors are supposed to be bright and girly, but they also scream "I gonna bore you". 10. If the giver of oral sex only licks the p**sy, and does not EAT the p**sy, there is a difference. Move on, that video is useless. 11. If everything is fake, the nose is fake, the boobs is fake, the voice is fake, the enthusiasm is fake, the ass is fake, the moans are fake, the orgasm will be fake. Move on. 12. If you've seen the main "lesbian" actress suck many d**ks, and take d**ks in all her orifices (an exception would be Nina Hartley), you might want to move on. 13. Ultra flexible girls, and stupid positions. Seeing someone underside down with her neck at an awkward angle, wheezing like she's about to pass out isn't sexy (I'm not talking about BDSM) nor sensual. It looks stupid, simple. 14. Anything with Pinky in it, enough said. That's all I could think of for now. Enjoy 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evelyn Posted August 18, 2014 Share Posted August 18, 2014 Hehehehehehehehe nice point I knw a fake lesbian porn, cos they don't just know what to do next, its all clumsy, 1 girl wants dis and d other girl turns d other way, Na deleting tins straight up But errr Moresko for those that dnt know Wts d difference in eating and licking p**sy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abystacy Posted August 18, 2014 Share Posted August 18, 2014 Lol..really Hilarious. .number 4 and 10 got me laughing real hard. How your mind works tho @ Moresko . Nice tips Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghrayz Posted August 18, 2014 Share Posted August 18, 2014 Exactly! You just know a bad porn once you start watching it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M2DD Posted August 18, 2014 Share Posted August 18, 2014 Your number *** sha , got me laughing hard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milad Posted August 20, 2014 Share Posted August 20, 2014 I would like to add...that annoying tongue out kissing they do.....what the F%@K is that? The scissor thing....you have to have a clit the size of a chap stick container to enjoy that or be half Ninja.....I had a Hamstring cramp the last time I tried that nonsense NEVER AGAIN! I have to agree with Nina Hartley her strap instructional video (don't hate, not all of us are pros from the jump)has turned me into a champ B) And she knows how to kiss a woman with a little passion I have to say that even their p**sy licking is annoying to me, it seems forced, synthetic, their tongues always sticking out way too far.....The constant moaning even when nothing is being done to one of em Watching a dry p**sy getting licked.....I would be dry to with that technique but wth? No swollen lips, next no wetness except for the other chicks saliva smdh Long nails OUCH, :blink: hell naw I am a sucker for CinnaBunz but shes such a hoe! *Cries into my hands lol :lol: Dont judge me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evelyn Posted August 20, 2014 Share Posted August 20, 2014 I would like to add...that annoying tongue out kissing they do.....what the F%@K is that? The scissor thing....you have to have a clit the size of a chap stick container to enjoy that or be half Ninja.....I had a Hamstring cramp the last time I tried that nonsense NEVER AGAIN! I have to agree with Nina Hartley her strap instructional video (don't hate, not all of us are pros from the jump)has turned me into a champ B)/> And she knows how to kiss a woman with a little passion I have to say that even their p**sy licking is annoying to me, it seems forced, synthetic, their tongues always sticking out way too far.....The constant moaning even when nothing is being done to one of em Watching a dry p**sy getting licked.....I would be dry to with that technique but wth? No swollen lips, next no wetness except for the other chicks saliva smdh Long nails OUCH, :blink:/> hell naw I am a sucker for CinnaBunz but shes such a hoe! *Cries into my hands lol :lol:/> Dont judge me Hmmmm lots of vexation u gat in dere, cracked me up tho Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skills Posted August 20, 2014 Share Posted August 20, 2014 Lol @milad...y'all suffer all thèse crap.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators moresko Posted August 20, 2014 Author Moderators Share Posted August 20, 2014 I would like to add...that annoying tongue out kissing they do.....what the F%@K is that? The scissor thing....you have to have a clit the size of a chap stick container to enjoy that or be half Ninja.....I had a Hamstring cramp the last time I tried that nonsense NEVER AGAIN! I have to agree with Nina Hartley her strap instructional video (don't hate, not all of us are pros from the jump)has turned me into a champ B)/> And she knows how to kiss a woman with a little passion I have to say that even their p**sy licking is annoying to me, it seems forced, synthetic, their tongues always sticking out way too far.....The constant moaning even when nothing is being done to one of em Watching a dry p**sy getting licked.....I would be dry to with that technique but wth? No swollen lips, next no wetness except for the other chicks saliva smdh Long nails OUCH, :blink:/> hell naw I am a sucker for CinnaBunz but shes such a hoe! *Cries into my hands lol :lol:/> Dont judge me You're so right about the tongue, not sexy at all. The Nina Hartley "instructional" video I watched was the one about fingering, and yes she knows how to work a strap. I'm more of a Sinn Sage girl, Cinnabunz is a bit too sweet for me ;-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Althena Posted August 21, 2014 Share Posted August 21, 2014 Nmber 8 had me laughing like a man woman. Too true Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dequeen Posted August 24, 2014 Share Posted August 24, 2014 Lol. 1,6 and 11 had me laughing my heart out! The phrases like making d video for a blind person, giggling like idiots, etc. so so funny. I agree with 7. Long nails repulse me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dequeen Posted August 24, 2014 Share Posted August 24, 2014 I would like to add...that annoying tongue out kissing they do.....what the F%@K is that? The scissor thing....you have to have a clit the size of a chap stick container to enjoy that or be half Ninja.....I had a Hamstring cramp the last time I tried that nonsense NEVER AGAIN! I have to agree with Nina Hartley her strap instructional video (don't hate, not all of us are pros from the jump)has turned me into a champ B)/> And she knows how to kiss a woman with a little passion I have to say that even their p**sy licking is annoying to me, it seems forced, synthetic, their tongues always sticking out way too far.....The constant moaning even when nothing is being done to one of em Watching a dry p**sy getting licked.....I would be dry to with that technique but wth? No swollen lips, next no wetness except for the other chicks saliva smdh Long nails OUCH, :blink:/> hell naw I am a sucker for CinnaBunz but shes such a hoe! *Cries into my hands lol :lol:/> Dont judge me I swear scissoring is for gymnasts. my ex used to like it and I wud just lay down there wit my back aching and my laps hurting at the edges. I wonder if she ever cummed through that. I hated it, never told her though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PINK Posted August 24, 2014 Share Posted August 24, 2014 Plz sis sum1 shud help me wit a gud lez porn site,xo dat i cn watch sum romantic movies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators moresko Posted August 24, 2014 Author Moderators Share Posted August 24, 2014 Plz sis sum1 shud help me wit a gud lez porn site,xo dat i cn watch sum romantic movies First, there's an advice forum for this question. Second, you don't watch romantic movies on porn sites, you watch sex, people f**king. If the only thing you're interested in is sex (as I've noticed in ALL your posts), please post in the appropriate forum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mifled Posted August 24, 2014 Share Posted August 24, 2014 First, there's an advice forum for this question. Second, you don't watch romantic movies on porn sites, you watch sex, people f**king. If the only thing you're interested in is sex (as I've noticed in ALL your posts), please post in the appropriate forum. @moresko, if i could kiss u nw i would. U always ve the right answers. Thanks alot i thought i was the only one who noticed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evelyn Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 Plz sis sum1 shud help me wit a gud lez porn site,xo dat i cn watch sum romantic movies U kinda sound like a guy, av bin noticing it too.... *watching you with eagle eye* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evelyn Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 I swear scissoring is for gymnasts. my ex used to like it and I wud just lay down there wit my back aching and my laps hurting at the edges. I wonder if she ever cummed through that. I hated it, never told her though. Hmm won't agree wif you, Scissoring cn b fun, it should just be avoided in the heat of passion or wen your partner tends to be rough in sex, trust me she wud grind your veins and muscle out. Suggest you do it when after satisfying the heated phase and you guys just wanna get a refill, its more slower and enjoyable, Cos she's mindful of your reaction. And you can easily tell her, hey honey you kinda straining my muscles or you hurting me. Lol am jus saying sha, hmmm wt did I kuku know *sips zobo* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators moresko Posted August 25, 2014 Author Moderators Share Posted August 25, 2014 @moresko, if i could kiss u nw i would. U always ve the right answers. Thanks alot i thought i was the only one who noticed Lol, just thought I would voice my opinion before it goes too far. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dequeen Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 Hmm won't agree wif you, Scissoring cn b fun, it should just be avoided in the heat of passion or wen your partner tends to be rough in sex, trust me she wud grind your veins and muscle out. Suggest you do it when after satisfying the heated phase and you guys just wanna get a refill, its more slower and enjoyable, Cos she's mindful of your reaction. And you can easily tell her, hey honey you kinda straining my muscles or you hurting me. Lol am jus saying sha, hmmm wt did I kuku know *sips zobo* you've got a point. she wz actually rough n I Neva tried it wit anyone else apart frm her..... I wud purposely shift in a way DT her clit wud rub against my laps just to avoid letting my clit go thru painful circumcision in d name of sex. ur info has been enlightening... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evelyn Posted August 26, 2014 Share Posted August 26, 2014 you've got a point. she wz actually rough n I Neva tried it wit anyone else apart frm her..... I wud purposely shift in a way DT her clit wud rub against my laps just to avoid letting my clit go thru painful circumcision in d name of sex. ur info has been enlightening... Awwww sorry , good to know she's an ex, maybe cos you never discuss it with her, gave her the impression you enjoying it. Wish you luck in finding a gentle and sensual mate, err that's if you've nt found one already hehehe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dequeen Posted August 26, 2014 Share Posted August 26, 2014 Awwww sorry , good to know she's an ex, maybe cos you never discuss it with her, gave her the impression you enjoying it. Wish you luck in finding a gentle and sensual mate, err that's if you've nt found one already hehehe lol, thanks. I feel like ppl r a little touchy abt their sexual performance so I might say let's do dis or DT while at it but if I notice that the person is really enjoying doing a certain thing , I let them enjoy themselves. "you smile,I smile", that's me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evelyn Posted August 26, 2014 Share Posted August 26, 2014 lol, thanks. I feel like ppl r a little touchy abt their sexual performance so I might say let's do dis or DT while at it but if I notice that the person is really enjoying doing a certain thing , I let them enjoy themselves. "you smile,I smile", that's me. Hmm naaaah sex should be a mutual thing, both of you wanting, moaning nd cumming, if someone is enjoying a certain style or position, at ur own waistline or muscle vein, then you guys are breaking the rule. There are a thousand and one ways to please some one nd enjoy your self while at it, so honey its not a "I smile you smile" thing when it comes to sex it should be we both "Smiling" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dequeen Posted August 26, 2014 Share Posted August 26, 2014 Hmm naaaah sex should be a mutual thing, both of you wanting, moaning nd cumming, if someone is enjoying a certain style or position, at ur own waistline or muscle vein, then you guys are breaking the rule. There are a thousand and one ways to please some one nd enjoy your self while at it, so honey its not a "I smile you smile" thing when it comes to sex it should be we both "Smiling" *smiling * valid point. I'll b sure to work on that in my next relationship. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evelyn Posted August 27, 2014 Share Posted August 27, 2014 *smiling * valid point. I'll b sure to work on that in my next relationship. Wanna work it out wif me?? *wink wink* Jes kidding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dequeen Posted August 27, 2014 Share Posted August 27, 2014 LOL.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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