Moderators kimi Posted September 27, 2015 Moderators Share Posted September 27, 2015 I'm gonna get in trouble after this for sure! The person I write of reads posts on NL and knows the name I go by :D LOL! So... i'm not exactly sure why I find it hard turning her down but I usually won't. Instead, I feigned an allergy. I had the allergy quite alright -the sneezing, the runny nose and the itch in the ear and throat. But I sneezed louder and louder and simply refused to use my meds! Hahahaha By the time I was back to being 'fine', she had lost interest! Super!! Hahaha Off I go to go report myself :D LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skills Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 Ouch!....so u couldnt find the most subtle way to say u ain't in the mood?..now how's she gonna believe u when u truly have an allergy?..sleeky!!! Stop adding salt to injury...she's reading too remember?..#runningaway# Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators kimi Posted September 27, 2015 Author Moderators Share Posted September 27, 2015 Ouch!....so u couldnt find the most subtle way to say u ain't in the mood?..now how's she gonna believe u when u truly have an allergy?..sleeky!!! Stop adding salt to injury...she's reading too remember?..#runningaway# Hahahah. Well... we have/had an arrangement. She's there for me on certain days.LOL ;). I always like to return favours you see... hahaha Alas that day, I was contemplating a #nosex for a while policy.LOL. *runs away -right behind you sleeky!* hahaha (i'm taking you down with me :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skills Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 Arrangement hunhn?....hehehehe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators kimi Posted September 27, 2015 Author Moderators Share Posted September 27, 2015 Arrangement hunhn?....hehehehe LOL. :D *look of innocence* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawken Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 1) I wore a pad even though i didnt need to. 2) Cried "headache". And she said "Already? Whats going to be your excuse when we are married?". ***) I called an ex just before we went to bed. It pissed her tf off. 4) Went into the kitchen and took some spoonfuls of pepper soup, then just before i dive in, I suddenly "remember" i had pepper soup some minutes ago and go "babe.. I just had pepper soup o". This didnt get me out of sex entirely but atleast i didnt have to dive. 5) Pick a fight just before bed but she caught on and "raped" me one night. It was a really good night that night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iris Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 Hahahaha l hope she broke up with you. Or you should just have broken with her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawken Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 She was the love of my life. We broke up like 40 million times but the love was too strong... Well, until it just wasnt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flavour Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 @Iris...wherr have u been? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators kimi Posted September 27, 2015 Author Moderators Share Posted September 27, 2015 1) I wore a pad even though i didnt need to. 2) Cried "headache". And she said "Already? Whats going to be your excuse when we are married?". ***) I called an ex just before we went to bed. It pissed her tf off. 4) Went into the kitchen and took some spoonfuls of pepper soup, then just before i dive in, I suddenly "remember" i had pepper soup some minutes ago and go "babe.. I just had pepper soup o". This didnt get me out of sex entirely but atleast i didnt have to dive. 5) Pick a fight just before bed but she caught on and "raped" me one night. It was a really good night that night. Hahahahaha! What a great way to kick off a Monday morning. Bloody hell hilarious!! You my dear are full of creative ideas... *i wouldn't classify that as 'rape' anymore...;)* hahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dequeen Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 Hahahahaha! What a great way to kick off a Monday morning. Bloody hell hilarious!! You my dear are full of creative ideas... *i wouldn't classify that as 'rape' anymore...;)/>* hahahaha Go an sleep..... before you sleep in traffic later today ooo. . . lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators kimi Posted September 28, 2015 Author Moderators Share Posted September 28, 2015 Go an sleep..... before you sleep in traffic later today ooo. . . lol Hahahaha :D You know! I do feel sorry for myself.LOL. Not a smart way to start off a week. I've got Just about 4hours of sleep on the clock. Good night you. Dream of fun, happy and lovely things :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mifled Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 Hahahaha :D/> You know! I do feel sorry for myself.LOL. Not a smart way to start off a week. I've got Just about 4hours of sleep on the clock. Good night you. Dream of fun, happy and lovely things :)/> There is definitely something "Happy" about you Kimi. You bring a good vibe to the house. I like it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators kimi Posted September 28, 2015 Author Moderators Share Posted September 28, 2015 Awwwh! Thanks mifled. I try to look out for the smiles in each day. Helps me keep sane Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dequeen Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 I love to pick up quarrels a lot and I try to make sure we go to bed angry. Another method is becoming talkative about something like politics or the differences between the different classes of people or whatever. Another method is to start whining about something that bothers or displeases me. Just whatever will irritate my partner out of the mood. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skills Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 There is definitely something "Happy" about you Kimi. You bring a good vibe to the house. I like it ...ehennn be there n be falling for kimi...she will charm u,do u,and then form allergies..tongue out kimi #stillontherun# Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators kimi Posted September 29, 2015 Author Moderators Share Posted September 29, 2015 ...ehennn be there n be falling for kimi...she will charm u,do u,and then form allergies..tongue out kimi #stillontherun# Hahahahaha! You are hilarious! Libel! *still chasing! Any moment now! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators FlyJ Posted September 29, 2015 Administrators Share Posted September 29, 2015 I formed abdominal pains...pls don't touch anywhere...It hurts.. but this was back in the day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mifled Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 ...ehennn be there n be falling for kimi...she will charm u,do u,and then form allergies..tongue out kimi #stillontherun# @sleeky, My sister I'm not falling oh....I don fall finish. @kimi ehennnn so its true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skills Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 Hahahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators kimi Posted September 29, 2015 Author Moderators Share Posted September 29, 2015 @sleeky, My sister I'm not falling oh....I don fall finish. @kimi ehennnn so its true. Hahahaha... *shy face* :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators kimi Posted October 1, 2015 Author Moderators Share Posted October 1, 2015 The quiet bug has really bitten everyone... Mifled, kedu kime? Ibo ni sleeky wa? Kuma shiru a nan! Hahahaha! Even my messages are very representative of Nigeria! :D #spiritoftheindependenceday! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mifled Posted October 1, 2015 Share Posted October 1, 2015 The quiet bug has really bitten everyone... Mifled, kedu kime? Ibo ni sleeky wa? Kuma shiru a nan! Hahahaha! Even my messages are very representative of Nigeria! :D/> #spiritoftheindependenceday! Lol....@kimi, its surprising that you are truly Nigerian and a happy person. Those are quite contradictory traits. Justkidding tho. Meanwhile mo wan bi, and I think I might have an idea wat Sleeky is doing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators kimi Posted October 1, 2015 Author Moderators Share Posted October 1, 2015 Hahahahaha @ what sleeky is doing! I think i've got a bit of an idea myself! ;) :D What can a girl do. One must be happy o... I put in deliberate effort at being happy. How's your day going? This is reality online (bringing it all out in the open):D hahaha. Good to read from you. You should disrupt sleeky's activities though... she's having too much fun 'alone' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawken Posted October 1, 2015 Share Posted October 1, 2015 Lol....@kimi, its surprising that you are truly Nigerian and a happy person. Those are quite contradictory traits. Justkidding tho. Meanwhile mo wan bi, and I think I might have an idea wat Sleeky is doing LMAOOO you knowww @nigerian and still happy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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