Moderators kimi Posted November 7, 2015 Moderators Share Posted November 7, 2015 *sighs* So, a certain neighbour of mine attends the same church as I. We all sort of attend the same chapel :D (She's one of those who can be classed as too spiritual to be any earthly good). She reported an incident that occurred right beside her car. She was just about to open her door when she saw a boy and a girl (early 20s) pants down. She went livid (as expected) and mishandled them both demanding for names. Girl says her name is Mary. I wish she had chosen a non-biblical name.LOL. Woman launched into a tirade of how the girl can never be a Mary; how she should never call herself a Mary and she ought to be ashamed of herself because no Mary would ever act this way. Told her to go and repent and ask God to forgive her for bringing shame to the name. At this point, all present were making faces of disappointment. I tried really hard folks -you ought to believe me -but the laughter escaped. That's the news from my goal post this blissful Saturday evening. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fairy Posted November 8, 2015 Share Posted November 8, 2015 lmao. I would have laughed too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators kimi Posted November 8, 2015 Author Moderators Share Posted November 8, 2015 LOL. Im sure you would have. Those folks take life too seriously!LOL *smh* I bet they are all equally guilty of some hanky panky back in the day! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princesa Posted November 8, 2015 Share Posted November 8, 2015 Women lyk dt were d ones dt did hanky panky stuffs wit preachers kid... I knw der type well buh does kids sha dey cudnt luk 4 mor discrete spot hian!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators kimi Posted November 8, 2015 Author Moderators Share Posted November 8, 2015 Hahahahaha! I tire for the kids! They shudda asked me for tips on the coolest spot in the neighbourhood :D *wink* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princesa Posted November 8, 2015 Share Posted November 8, 2015 Hw cme u knw d coolest spot? Sum1 has been vewi nautty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators kimi Posted November 8, 2015 Author Moderators Share Posted November 8, 2015 Hw cme u knw d coolest spot? Sum1 has been vewi nautty Hahahahaha! *gives the innocent look* I was eavesdropping on a conversation the other day when someone spilled :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princesa Posted November 8, 2015 Share Posted November 8, 2015 Ehn ehn... y don't I blive u *ion knw* cos m 6th sense is tellin me uve experience at the supposed "cool spot" admit it ion won't judge Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators kimi Posted November 8, 2015 Author Moderators Share Posted November 8, 2015 Hahahahahahaha! Naaah! I don't do 'behind cars' :D I prefer more dignified locations *wink wink* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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