TeeJay Posted March 25, 2016 Share Posted March 25, 2016 Teejay!!! Who colonized me o? Booboo dnt mind her we were here patiently awaiting ur arrival bak to us So that is how you wives repay me for accommodating you after this... zzzccchif (chief)! Abandoned you?! :o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princesa Posted March 25, 2016 Share Posted March 25, 2016 Oh boy. Your chambers was set ablaze years ago. They now live in my mansion Haaa! U can lie o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators kimi Posted March 25, 2016 Moderators Share Posted March 25, 2016 Damn that auto correct feature. Ojoro prince not odorous.LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princesa Posted March 25, 2016 Share Posted March 25, 2016 Chill o, I tot dis trend was abt "bad sex" Derailer o!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators kimi Posted March 25, 2016 Moderators Share Posted March 25, 2016 Hahahahaha. I like the shaking. Keep shaking pliss! Hahahahaha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princesa Posted March 25, 2016 Share Posted March 25, 2016 So that is how you wives repay me for accommodating you after this... zzzccchif (chief)! Abandoned you?! :o/> Who tld u to kiss and tell? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princesa Posted March 25, 2016 Share Posted March 25, 2016 Hahahahaha. I like the shaking. Keep shaking pliss! Hahahahaha. B4 nko? Lmao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TeeJay Posted March 25, 2016 Share Posted March 25, 2016 Who tld u to kiss and tell? No. I stole and told ni :D Oya Zchiff Kimi! Have your wives back! They were filling my ears with tales of hot, passionate nights in your chambers. And complained of my monstrous godzilla, compared to you tiny.... tweak stick. (Raises head and walks away with both hands folded behind me) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dequeen Posted March 25, 2016 Share Posted March 25, 2016 No. I stole and told ni :D/> Oya Zchiff Kimi! Have your wives back! They were filling my ears with tales of hot, passionate nights in your chambers. And complained of my monstrous godzilla, compared to you tiny.... tweak stick. (Raises head and walks away with both hands folded behind me) You have a godzilla as a pet?? *wide-eyed*. How cool! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princesa Posted March 25, 2016 Share Posted March 25, 2016 No. I stole and told ni :D/> Oya Zchiff Kimi! Have your wives back! They were filling my ears with tales of hot, passionate nights in your chambers. And complained of my monstrous godzilla, compared to you tiny.... tweak stick. (Raises head and walks away with both hands folded behind me) Lmao!!! Ya crazy aswear, where u walking away to sef bera cme bak here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TeeJay Posted March 25, 2016 Share Posted March 25, 2016 Lmao!!! Ya crazy aswear, where u walking away to sef bera cme bak here Nno! I leave you to your...zzcchiif! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frankins Posted March 25, 2016 Share Posted March 25, 2016 She made mouth to you after making out with you, that she was great? Waw. Wish I was this girl. I would have dug deeper... and searched for diamonds, not China. Veejay Teejay Veejay Teejay Veejay Teejay. Silly u teejay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawken Posted March 25, 2016 Share Posted March 25, 2016 BUMP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nmacie Posted April 11, 2016 Share Posted April 11, 2016 BUMP Lol why will you "bump" this? It's hilarious.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Modd Posted April 13, 2016 Share Posted April 13, 2016 Chesus!... Whats all that digging for, like they're looking for your eggs. Hahahahaha!!! Freaking hilarious! Me I yave not had bad sex before o... And I hope I never will. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators kimi Posted April 13, 2016 Moderators Share Posted April 13, 2016 Hahahahahaha! La Modd. August visitor in April. Me I yave not had sex before, compete with that! :D :P Wonder what it feels like... *sighs* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Modd Posted April 13, 2016 Share Posted April 13, 2016 :D/> :P/> Wonder what it feels like... *sighs* Step right up, lav, I'll help. I'm nice like that... But seriously though, sex is subjective. What you term as sex might be different from what I term as sex. So, Kimi, what do you term as sex? Don't get bashful now, hon... Talk to me... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators kimi Posted April 13, 2016 Moderators Share Posted April 13, 2016 Hahahahaha. Sex is when I see of ofada rice and it sees me too :unsure: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators kimi Posted April 13, 2016 Moderators Share Posted April 13, 2016 I love sex so much... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Modd Posted April 14, 2016 Share Posted April 14, 2016 I love sex so much... Aha... You're one of those nymphos, abi. Tsk tsk tsk. And let me guess, you have explosive orgasms in the toilet on your way to building tolerance. Better not kill yourself, "sex" isn't worth it o... ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawken Posted April 14, 2016 Share Posted April 14, 2016 LOOOOOL orgasming and pooping?? Wow... Way to go Modd, thanks for almost ruining pooping for me -_- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abystacy Posted April 16, 2016 Share Posted April 16, 2016 Have had bad sex back in the day...but no details needed.. I'm golden. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Althena Posted April 16, 2016 Share Posted April 16, 2016 To those who have not had bad sex, may our futures be as good as your past! My first sex was bad and awkward. Let me even set the stage for you to understand this. We had met on hi5! Been talking for 6 months, had met once at the airport and the make out was hot, so we decided to date. We had gone through all the romantic gestures, the I love you and I miss you, we were girlfriends. Very exciting at 21. Finally, I traveled half way across the continent to see her and this was our first time together. Queue aggressive make out after we got into her flat. I was digging the fire and I was like whoop-whop, just like the movies!!! We tore our clothes off, it was hot, I was kissing her and she said no, I want to taste you and I was like errrm, go for it :D This girl attacked the C as if she was eating kpomo. Hurt like a b**ch! I started wriggling and faking it so she'll end the torture but girl got up and asked if she should bring a candle :angry: :wacko: <_< :angry: I just got off the bed and was like no. In fact stop, I just came. Eh ehn, its enough. In my head I was like WTF?!!!? I gotta get my crazy ass outta here before I lose my precious clit! We only tried one more time and it was only marginally better. Predictably, this was the beginning of the end, and the relationship ended 7 months later. Phew! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simpl384 Posted April 16, 2016 Share Posted April 16, 2016 Athena hahahahaha, you got me laughing real hard this early am Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators kimi Posted April 16, 2016 Moderators Share Posted April 16, 2016 To those who have not had bad sex, may our futures be as good as your past! My first sex was bad and awkward. Let me even set the stage for you to understand this. We had met on hi5! Been talking for 6 months, had met once at the airport and the make out was hot, so we decided to date. We had gone through all the romantic gestures, the I love you and I miss you, we were girlfriends. Very exciting at 21. Finally, I traveled half way across the continent to see her and this was our first time together. Queue aggressive make out after we got into her flat. I was digging the fire and I was like whoop-whop, just like the movies!!! We tore our clothes off, it was hot, I was kissing her and she said no, I want to taste you and I was like errrm, go for it :D/> This girl attacked the C as if she was eating kpomo. Hurt like a b**ch! I started wriggling and faking it so she'll end the torture but girl got up and asked if she should bring a candle :angry:/> :wacko:/> <_</> :angry:/> I just got off the bed and was like no. In fact stop, I just came. Eh ehn, its enough. In my head I was like WTF?!!!? I gotta get my crazy ass outta here before I lose my precious clit! We only tried one more time and it was only marginally better. Predictably, this was the beginning of the end, and the relationship ended 7 months later. Phew! Hahahahahahahahaha. LOL. What in the world were the candles for?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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