Alexis88 Posted August 28, 2016 Share Posted August 28, 2016 Hey. I'm Alexxis. I'm a wicked-hot plus-size femme in Lagos (Magodo) with a big brain and small boobs (big B small C). I've been trying to be straight again for *** years and have now decided to cut the bullshit. I like sex. I'm really good at it. I like cuddling too. (I'll be the big spoon. It's not up for discussion.) I like to roleplay and act out fantasies sometimes. my ex-gf liked to do that a lot and i learned to really like it. I also want someone who actually owns a brain. Nothing turns me on faster than intellectually stimulating conversation and wit/humour. I'm pretty tall (6") so i'm a fan of girls that dont make me feel like a f***king giant. 5"9 and above works for me. I curse quite a bit. I am doing nothing to try to stop this so you'd have to learn to live with it. I'm a funny girl... but i also like to laugh. I live and work in Lagos. I like weekend getaways..even ones within the state. I've been going on a lot of them alone for a while. Here's hoping I meet someone who can change that. Oh and did I mention I like sex? Like..A LOT! Don't say I didn't warn u.. Okay, ladies. Come at me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sexyug Posted August 28, 2016 Share Posted August 28, 2016 lol @looking like a giant #shining my teeth# Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators kimi Posted August 28, 2016 Moderators Share Posted August 28, 2016 An audacious first post! A woman who knows what she wants! All the best with the search! Sad face, I'm not so tall... You'd feel like a f***king giant :( oh well Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexis88 Posted August 28, 2016 Author Share Posted August 28, 2016 Ah! The infamous kimi. You're waaay too popular among the ladies here. I couldn't even BEGIN to keep up. On the height thing, my ex was pretty short. I always felt like her 'man' even tho I identify fiercely as femme. Now, it's not nearly the most important thing but i'm just on the look out for girls I don't have to stoop to kiss. (hehe) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexis88 Posted August 28, 2016 Author Share Posted August 28, 2016 Oh and how the heck does one add a profile pic? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators kimi Posted August 28, 2016 Moderators Share Posted August 28, 2016 Hahaha. You sure sound like lots of fun. Go to your profile (just click on your name, it should take you there) next, you click on 'edit my profile' (you find that at the top right of the profile page) on the left of the page that comes up, you should see that which you seek! *change avatar/photo*! All the best with it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexis88 Posted August 28, 2016 Author Share Posted August 28, 2016 Hahaha. You sure sound like lots of fun. Go to your profile (just click on your name, it should take you there) next, you click on 'edit my profile' (you find that at the top right of the profile page) on the left of the page that comes up, you should see that which you seek! *change avatar/photo*! All the best with it! Had to switch to web view to see all that. Thanks babe. ❤ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators kimi Posted August 28, 2016 Moderators Share Posted August 28, 2016 I see you found it easy! Ofcourse! The woman with the BIG brain! :D oh... and small boobs :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suavity Posted August 28, 2016 Share Posted August 28, 2016 Welcome alexis 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
relangel Posted August 28, 2016 Share Posted August 28, 2016 Hmmmm interesting just passing by o o o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Modd Posted August 29, 2016 Share Posted August 29, 2016 Hi there, great post. 5,9" is a tall order, no pun intended. :D Good luck with that though. You should enlist Kimi's help, she just started this company for pimping. The business plan looks solid. ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexis88 Posted August 29, 2016 Author Share Posted August 29, 2016 Hehe. She did? Okay I'm starting to think I need to adjust my filter or I'll keep coming up short. (is there a pun here? I'm not even sure.) Ngbo, Kimi. Wsup nau? Hook a sista up abeg. And scratch the height thing while you're at it. If I'm gonna be really honest, I started feeling that way with my ex when the rlationship started to lose its spark. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators kimi Posted August 29, 2016 Moderators Share Posted August 29, 2016 Hahahaha. Oh Moooooddddd! Modd is the chairwoman of pimping o. I'm a major learner. Oya o, ladies don't be shy now... Come at Alexis, she'd cuddle you up this rainy season *wink* you heard the woman, height is no longer an issue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexis88 Posted August 30, 2016 Author Share Posted August 30, 2016 Boooo! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators kimi Posted August 30, 2016 Moderators Share Posted August 30, 2016 Hahahahaha that was strong-ass as hell.lol. <_< She's very short. The friend I mean.lol. We fell out jare. No more friends :( Modd is better with these things though... honest! :unsure: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Althena Posted August 30, 2016 Share Posted August 30, 2016 I've been told that I curse like a sailor so I think we will get along very well :D/> :lol:/> I'll play Elizabeth, you can be Angelica, and we can spoon feed each other wicked plots while we sail into the sunset.. Those in favour of this ship say aye ;)/> 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princesa Posted August 30, 2016 Share Posted August 30, 2016 Very funny personality Alexis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TeeJay Posted August 30, 2016 Share Posted August 30, 2016 Alexis. I have been looking for a certain Alexis. She was sort of a Cinderella I met at a party. Never left a glass shoe behind, though. Welcome to NL. You love sex, a lot. Hmmm.. Interesting. Ans see how easily she pulls the "crowd", and she even makes my heart pound. I have a proposition for you, Alexis, on the weekend getaway. The bargain is that you give me one of your shoes to hold on to. Something I can easily find you with. Not ready to let this Alexis Cinderella of mine disappear again. And oh. About the height. Nothing a shoe mender cant fix. We wouldn't want a Princess stooping low to kiss her Prince "Jay-mming" Welcome :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princesa Posted August 30, 2016 Share Posted August 30, 2016 Jay!!! U jus cracking me up this afternoon, cnt wait to hear Alexis reply Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Modd Posted August 30, 2016 Share Posted August 30, 2016 Hehe. She did? Okay I'm starting to think I need to adjust my filter or I'll keep coming up short. (is there a pun here? I'm not even sure.) Nice! You're a keeper! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Modd Posted August 30, 2016 Share Posted August 30, 2016 Hahahahaha that was strong-ass as hell.lol. <_</> She's very short. The friend I mean.lol. We fell out jare. No more friends :(/> Modd is better with these things though... honest! :unsure:/> She fell in, you mean. And you had to fall out... ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawken Posted August 31, 2016 Share Posted August 31, 2016 :unsure: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexis88 Posted August 31, 2016 Author Share Posted August 31, 2016 I've been told that I curse like a sailor so I think we will get along very well :D/>/> :lol:/>/> I'll play Elizabeth, you can be Angelica, and we can spoon feed each other wicked plots while we sail into the sunset.. Those in favour of this ship say aye ;)/>/> Aye! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexis88 Posted August 31, 2016 Author Share Posted August 31, 2016 I have a proposition for you, Alexis, on the weekend getaway. The bargain is that you give me one of your shoes to hold on to. Something I can easily find you with. Not ready to let this Alexis Cinderella of mine disappear again. " Welcome :)/> T Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexis88 Posted August 31, 2016 Author Share Posted August 31, 2016 Very funny personality Alexis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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